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post #1 of 18
Thread Starter 
miaowbu = Feed me.
meeow = Pet me.
mrooww = I love you.
Miioo-oo-oo = I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.
mrow = I feel like making noise.
rrrow-mawww = Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box.
rrrow-miawww = I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.
miaowmiaow = Play with me.
Miaowmioaw = Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?
mioawmioaw = Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture.
raowwwww = I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.
mrowwwww = I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.
Roww-maww-roww = I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.
gakk-ak-ak = My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.
mow = Snuggling is a good idea.
moww = Shedding is pretty good, too.
mowww! = I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly.
Miaow! Miaow! = I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.
Mraakk! = Oh, small bird! Please come over here.
ssssRoww! = I believe that I have found a woodchuck or similar animal. mmmrowmmm = It is certain that the best tasting fish is one you have caught yourself.
mmmmmmm = If I sit in the sunshine for another hour or so, I think I shall be satisfied.
Mreoaw = Please ask room service to send up another can of tunafish. Mreeeow = Do you serve catnip with that?
mroow = I have forced my body into a tiny space in order to look cute. How'm I doin?
Miaooww! Mriaow! = Since you are using the can opener, I am certain that you understand the value of a well-fed and pampered cat. Please continue.
post #2 of 18
Thread Starter 
This is for those in another country that speak with a different dialect.

Mow?=Where's the food?
Mrrrow=I want attention
rrrrow=I'm waiting for you to fill the cotton-pickin' food bowl!
ikikikikikik=Let me out so I can catch that bird!
Mrrrrraaah!=I'm being really cute and pitiful...pet me!
mayrmayrmayr!=It's time for bed. Follow me!
meh=Why is there no water glass here?

Ours have also learned the value of sign language:

Sitting Pretty will get them anything
flipping tail keeps everyone away
Cleaning the base of the tail equals giving you the finger
Sitting with their back to you means their mad and you have to guess why
Claws in the head mean lie still or else!
post #3 of 18
Aww cute!!
post #4 of 18
How cute!
post #5 of 18
Great!

My favorite phrase:
Quote:
mrowwwww = I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.
post #6 of 18
Excellent observation. You've obviously met my bunch at some time in the past
post #7 of 18
That is excellent!
post #8 of 18
awww how cute
post #9 of 18
so this is what he is telling me!!!
post #10 of 18
Our Tom Tinker (RB back in the 1960s) decided to speak English and had "meat", "milk", "out", and "now" so clear that the next door neighbor (even before her customary 6-pack of beer for the morning) could understand him!
post #11 of 18
Carla,
That was hilarious. It's scary how well some of us know our cats
post #12 of 18
Ok, Ok........but, what if the cat says:

Rahoommkrazomeowaaba?
post #13 of 18
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Originally Posted by ccoccocats
Ok, Ok........but, what if the cat says:

Rahoommkrazomeowaaba?
Dude, this catnip is some good s***!
post #14 of 18
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Originally Posted by ugaimes
Dude, this catnip is some good s***!
See I thought it could be that myself, but, Angel says this without the catnip so there goes that theory. Any other ideas?
post #15 of 18
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Originally Posted by ccoccocats
See I thought it could be that myself, but, Angel says this without the catnip so there goes that theory. Any other ideas?
Dude, this (fill-in-the-blank/air/water/food/attention/lack of attention/view/pretty face of mine) is some good s***?
post #16 of 18
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Originally Posted by ugaimes
Dude, this (fill-in-the-blank/air/water/food/attention/lack of attention/view/pretty face of mine) is some good s***?

Excellent answer.

Now that sounds more like it.
post #17 of 18
LOL. I think Meish has some extra words but they would need to be censored for TCS.
post #18 of 18
Thread Starter 
How about this mmrout = means me out now
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