Ha ha ha ha thanks for the laugh!! - But they missed one out - if you find yourself being chased around the house by a killer/monster, DO NOT RUN UPSTAIRS!! - there IS no exit up ther unless you want to fall out of a window!! ha ha ha ha
Oo Ooo I just thought of a another one!! - If you call your dog back in for dinner (and your house just happens to back onto some woods) DO NOT go searching for him when he doesn't return. Also, DO NOT go investigate weird noises coming from the garden late at night!!