Game: Mr. Obvious

Mr. Obvious says: " the grass isn't always greener on the other side"

Mr. Obvious says: " Never drive with close eyes....."

Mr. Obvious says don't try and clean cat boxes without a litter scoop.

Mr. Obvious says: "Do not tell your sister that you can't find your cell phone while you are talking to her on it".

This is a true story from my day today! I'm not going to let her live that down !

Mr. Obvious says, "Don't clean your toilet with the same brush you clean your teeth with".

Mr. Obvious says, "Don't wear your Hilliary for President button at a NRA convention!"

Mr. Obvious says, "Never ask the question, Gotta light? to a pyromaniac."

Mr Obvious says: Midnight Mass is at 12am...

(My friends mother once asked us what time Midnight Mass was... )

Mr Obvious says: Do what the warning on children's cough mixture tells you - "Do not operate heavy machinery or drive after taking this medicine."

Mr. Obvious says Never ask "Are you crazy" to a mental patient!

Mr. Obvious says: "Never stick your finger inside the small hole of a glass bottle".

Hate to admit it, but this one is from experience. Hey, we all do stupid stuff right?

Mr. Obvious says: "Never stick your finger inside an empty aluminum Pepsi can and swing it around and around".


That is my brother's experience, btw - who is now wearing a bandaid (he's 40 years old - old enough to know that was stupid ). I'm beginning to see a pattern here of all of my "Mr. Obvious" sayings so far. They are true stories. I don't think that is a good thing.

Mr. Obvious Says: "You don't need to flicker the lightswitch when the power is out"


-seriously... who hasn't done this?

Mr. Obvious says you don't have to answer the phone if it's not ringing!

Mr Obvious says don't go through an airport with a halloween costume on.

Mr. Obvious says you can't press speed dial if you don't program in the numbers first.

Mr. Obvious says you can't go on the internet if your computer is turned off.

Mr Obvious says, "Don't bet on the horses".

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Laura

Mr Obvious says, " Don't look directly into the sun"!

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Laura