Halloween Top 10 Reasons

Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is
Better Than Sex! 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier
it is to get some.
7. You don't have
to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE someone else. 5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy
candy. 4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning. And the Number 1 Reason Trick-Or-Treating is Better Than Sex... You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!!

This is my attempt at halloween humour

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets in the cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asked why he is staring.

He replies "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you".

She answers, "my dear son, you can't offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there is nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me".

She responded, "well, let's see what we can do about that: first, you have to be single and second you must be Catholic".

The cabbie becomes very excited and says, "Yes, I am single, and yes I'm Catholic too".

The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley".

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

When they get back on the road, the cab driver started crying.

"My dear child," said the Nun, "why are you crying?"

" Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.

"That's OK my child, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party".

Darlene and Adymarie....those are great!!! :laughing: I loved them!

Hey Darlene,

Don't quit your day job, huh? Stand up comedy is NOT one of your strong suits.

Donna