A Pocket Guide to Understanding your Cat
Action Interpretation
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Staring at the food dish = Feed Me
Staring at the cupboard = Feed Me
Licking the empty bowl = Feed Me
Looking at you, taking two
steps,looking at you again = Follow me to the
kitchen & feed me
Looking at your lap = Okay, you seem to
like it when I sit on you then will you feed me?
Sitting on your head = Wake up and feed me.
Scratching at the bedroom
door = Wake up, Open this
door and FEED ME.
Meow, Meow, Meowrrr = Feed me, Feed me, Feed me NOW!
Burp = Thank you!
The Creation Myth
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1.On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
2.On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
3.On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat. 4.On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.
5.On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.
6.On the sixth day, God created veterinary science
to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
7.On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litter box.
Action Interpretation
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Staring at the food dish = Feed Me
Staring at the cupboard = Feed Me
Licking the empty bowl = Feed Me
Looking at you, taking two
steps,looking at you again = Follow me to the
kitchen & feed me
Looking at your lap = Okay, you seem to
like it when I sit on you then will you feed me?
Sitting on your head = Wake up and feed me.
Scratching at the bedroom
door = Wake up, Open this
door and FEED ME.
Meow, Meow, Meowrrr = Feed me, Feed me, Feed me NOW!
Burp = Thank you!
The Creation Myth
=================
1.On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
2.On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
3.On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat. 4.On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.
5.On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.
6.On the sixth day, God created veterinary science
to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
7.On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litter box.
