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Originally Posted by ccoccocats

Am I one? Please, please?
I could be cocconut!
That is just too funny! Love it, love it, love it! hmm, if you're cocconut, since I'm from the south I'd have to be peanut, rosiemac could be an English walnut........
 

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Originally Posted by rosiemac

You know i'm 46 and i often wonder if i'll be completely sensible?!
Susan, I'm convinced that if I live to be as old as my grandpa (97), I will not be in my right mind at all, I'll just be in a home somewhere sitting in my chair rocking back and forth with my mouth wide open and tounge hanging out...........sigh.....
 
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Originally Posted by ccoccocats

Am I one? Please, please?
I could be cocconut!
Speaking of coconuts........maybe I can use that as a bathroom spray?

Coconuts and poop....now there's a combination they haven't patented yet!.
 

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What about the chemistry guys who spend their days in a lab coming up with these smells? Imaginary conversation:

"Well, the poop tests show that Field O' Strawberries only masks 50% of the odor sir. Laurence here suggested we use the Fresh Grilled Hamburger, as it totally masks any odor, but we sell that to Burger King and they might not like that application of the product."
 

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Originally Posted by KittenKrazy

Susan, I'm convinced that if I live to be as old as my grandpa (97), I will not be in my right mind at all, I'll just be in a home somewhere sitting in my chair rocking back and forth with my mouth wide open and tounge hanging out...........sigh.....
Would that be rocking back and forth in front of the computer screen while on TCS Cindy?!


That'll be me!
 
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I had to go and open my mouth, didn't I?


Well, today when I went into the bathroom guess what my Mom bought?


You guessed it!
That's right..........2 new scented air freshening sprays!!!!!

Vanilla...............and...................Jasmine! Gee, I can't wait to smell THIS mixture of scents
 

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You know, I always wondered that myself... I argue with my father all the time because he has a rose-scented air freshner in the bathroom which smells nasty to begin with but when he sprays it after pooping its even worse... It's like rose-scented poop... Personally, I'd rather he just open a window and wait for the smell to go away because spraying that stuff makes it linger longer than it would have if you'd just left it alone... UGH!
 

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These threads don't gross me out at all. After all, we talk about our kitty's poop, why not our own.


Anyway, I live alone.....I don't need to spray....

One morning I was "donig my thing" and Max came running in for his morning scritchies.....he took one sniff and took off like a shot. He now reschedules it to the evenings....
 
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Anyone who hasn't yet, should read this thread from it's beginning.

It's pretty hilarious!
 

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Originally Posted by ccoccocats

Speaking of coconuts........maybe I can use that as a bathroom spray?

Coconuts and poop....now there's a combination they haven't patented yet!.
OMG I just saw this post, Cheryl...
That's hilarious!! and gross!!!

I'm glad that me and my friends arent the only ones who talk about pooping... I'll be on the phone with my best friend, Jen, and we'll start talking about poop or something else equally as nasty and one of us will always say... "Could you imagine what people would think if they listened to our conversation???" LoL
 
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Originally Posted by Malakai711

OMG I just saw this post, Cheryl...
That's hilarious!! and gross!!!

I'm glad that me and my friends arent the only ones who talk about pooping... I'll be on the phone with my best friend, Jen, and we'll start talking about poop or something else equally as nasty and one of us will always say... "Could you imagine what people would think if they listened to our conversation???" LoL
Gross, but yet, true! Isn't it?


I should start a poll asking everyone what their favorite food scent, or flower scent is that they like to mix with their POOP!
 

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Originally Posted by slick

One morning I was "donig my thing" and Max came running in for his morning scritchies.....he took one sniff and took off like a shot. He now reschedules it to the evenings....
That's funny! One night Kai was laying on my chest and I let out a burp and blew it in his face and he just looked at me with this expression of complete disgust... like "Mom! That was NASTY!!" I laughed so hard I almost peed myself LoL
I wish I had a picture of his face, it was classic...
 
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Originally Posted by WellingtonCats

Ok Cheryl I have a question, have you ever pooped while talking to somebody on the phone?

No but I have pee'd. How about yourself?
 
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Originally Posted by Malakai711

That's funny! One night Kai was laying on my chest and I let out a burp and blew it in his face and he just looked at me with this expression of complete disgust... like "Mom! That was NASTY!!" I laughed so hard I almost peed myself LoL
I wish I had a picture of his face, it was classic...
EWWWWWW.


I can't stop laughing at your replies!
 

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Originally Posted by ccoccocats

EWWWWWW.


I can't stop laughing at your replies!
Well he was biting my hand while I was trying to pet him and I couldnt get him to stop so I just let one rip and blew it at him... that stopped him LoL
And he has this serious thing about coming into the bathroom while I'm in there and trying to get on my lap... I'm like "HELLO!? Do I come and sit on your lap while you're trying to poop?!?!?"
 
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