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A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says 'Thank you' and walks out. Huh?


OK, so if you're interested I have a clarification for the "short" vs. "midget" vs. "dwarf" issue. The word midget is only used to describe someone who is very, very short. Sort of like you might call someone who is over 7 ft a giant. But it is not a medical condition, and most people who are quite short find the term offensive. A "dwarf" (which is another term that some people find offensive) is usually someone with a disease, the most common being achondroplasia, a genetic condition. They usually have disproportionate bodies and other issues that can make walking and other physical activities difficult. The more accepted name is "little people". Just for future reference, so if there are any folks who are little people and are on the site they will feel welcome!
 
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Well . . . . no one appears to be biting, which is strange given that it's a weekend . . .. I can only think that either everyone knows this one, not many people are as interested in continuing any more, or my addendum that was intended to prevent anyone from being inadvertently offended came off as preachy and offended you
I hope it isn't the last one, and if so, mea culpa!! I didn't mean to.
 

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Originally Posted by Obi

OK, so if you're interested I have a clarification for the "short" vs. "midget" vs. "dwarf" issue. The word midget is only used to describe someone who is very, very short. Sort of like you might call someone who is over 7 ft a giant. But it is not a medical condition, and most people who are quite short find the term offensive. A "dwarf" (which is another term that some people find offensive) is usually someone with a disease, the most common being achondroplasia, a genetic condition. They usually have disproportionate bodies and other issues that can make walking and other physical activities difficult. The more accepted name is "little people". Just for future reference, so if there are any folks who are little people and are on the site they will feel welcome!
Okay, sorry if I offended anyone since I was the one who said "dwarf". I thought it was a more accepted term. After all with LOTR movies and the like, I didn't think it was wrong...
 

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Originally Posted by Obi

A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says 'Thank you' and walks out. Huh?


OK, so if you're interested I have a clarification for the "short" vs. "midget" vs. "dwarf" issue. The word midget is only used to describe someone who is very, very short. Sort of like you might call someone who is over 7 ft a giant. But it is not a medical condition, and most people who are quite short find the term offensive. A "dwarf" (which is another term that some people find offensive) is usually someone with a disease, the most common being achondroplasia, a genetic condition. They usually have disproportionate bodies and other issues that can make walking and other physical activities difficult. The more accepted name is "little people". Just for future reference, so if there are any folks who are little people and are on the site they will feel welcome!
I'll bite
the man who walked into the bar had hiccups, and as such asked the bartender for water to cure them. the bartender pulled out a gun to scare him...
 

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Originally Posted by Salix

I'll bite
the man who walked into the bar had hiccups, and as such asked the bartender for water to cure them. the bartender pulled out a gun to scare him...
Good thinking!
Is that the answer?
 
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Yes, the answer about the hiccups is correct! You didn't even have to ask questions!!!

The Dwarves mentioned in fantasy literature are not the same as the "dwarves" that are real!
In fantasy literature they are a specific race, like the elves, and are not human. Which is one of the reasons some little people don't like the term! It's a perfectly understandable concern on their part, and an equally understandable thing for those of us who haven't spent any time with little people to miss. And I should clarify that not all little people object to the term dwarf. I just wanted to post an FYI, is all. I certainly wasn't offended, and I hope no one was offended by my clarification.


I'll start #9!
 

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Originally Posted by Salix

I'll bite
the man who walked into the bar had hiccups, and as such asked the bartender for water to cure them. the bartender pulled out a gun to scare him...
Have you heard this one before?
 
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