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post #1 of 28
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What are The Most Embarrasing Things You've Ever Said to Someone

I worked in a building of 2,000 people who just said hello to anyone they passed in the halls or parking lots.

One night, on my way out of the building, another woman was walking next to me, so just to make conversation, since I didn't know her, I noticed her stomach and said, "When are you due?"

She looked at me very disturbingly and responded with, "I'm not pregnant!"

post #2 of 28
How embarassing!!!!!!!!! I try to avoid that comment because sometimes you just aren't sure...
post #3 of 28
My cousin was tryng to lose weight, and was telling me about her diet and such. She said to me..."I've lost alot of weight scince I have started this program."

My response was, "You have?!?" I wasnt quite thinking about how I was saying it. I was trying to have it sound like, "You have? That's great!" But it didnt come out like that.
post #4 of 28
One of my college jobs was working the "seconds" bar...so if you finished what you ate, you came to my station for...well...seconds.

As you can imagine, most of my customers were football players, guys, etc. Well this one guy I noticed always came back for seconds when we had fish sandwiches. One day we had fish sandwiches, but this guy asked for seconds on the other entree. So I said to him, "Hey, normally you're my fish man". His reply to me, "Uh, I'm not a guy, I'm a girl"

Even now, years later as I'm typing this, my cheeks are burning! I felt so, so bad for embarassing her like that!

The next time I saw her, she was wearing a pink sweater and a pearl necklace. Somehow this made me feel worse!
post #5 of 28
Both of mine are to do with my work. I work for a Gastroenterologist.

1st one: Was on the phone to a patient who was booking a procedure, and after they'd given me their name I said, `Oh, is this procedure for your husband?' and they said, `No, I'm a man'.

2nd one: One of our patients was looking at a pot plant we have in an alcove set into the wall and commenting on how lovely it was. I said `We'd better water it soon, otherwise there could be trouble. We're not very good at keeping things alive around here. ... Uh ... plants, that is!'

God how embarrassment!
post #6 of 28
Omg Sarah!

Ok here goes-

You know that saying "Just pulling your leg" well it's came into fashion at our school and one day mid last year I was in Science class and some mates and I were sitting at the back of the room and I said something to my teacher, and I can't for the life of me remember what I said but it was as a joke and he got quite angry and I said to him "Oh Mr. Harrison I'm just pulling your middle leg" OK I swear we both flushed red!
post #7 of 28
SAM!!!!!!
post #8 of 28
ROTFL Danielle! I was just about to say I didn't have anything to add but then I suddenly remembered. He actually got really offended and kicked me out of class, I had the class in hysterics but it was just a slip up of the tongue! I'm laughing just thinking about it!
post #9 of 28
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Originally Posted by WellingtonCats
I'm laughing just thinking about it!
me too!!! and I wasnt even there
that was a huge slip of the tongue
post #10 of 28
I was going to see my new knee consultant for a check-up. My last consultant used to just see my knee while I was wearing my trousers as they were very baggy.

I was in the consultation room and he asked me if I was wearing shorts. Instead of just saying no, I proudly announced, with a smile on my face, that I was wearing Y-fronts.
My Mum didn't know where to look and my consultant, after a moment of silence and lack of eye contact, handed me a blanket and told me to wear it over myself!!

To make it worse, it was a private hospital and everyone else who visits is pretty posh!!

It still makes me laugh now - my mouth just never seems to know when to stop!! (I have worn shorts to my appointments ever since)
post #11 of 28
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Originally Posted by KitEKats4Eva!
Both of mine are to do with my work. I work for a Gastroenterologist.
I knew with that first line we were in for something good
post #12 of 28
I was at a party once with my boyfriend, talking with one of his friends, when a very young looking boy walked up next to my boyfriend's friend. He started talking about something that I thought was a little too old for someone his age to be talking about so I said, "You're probably around 14 aren't you?" "No," he said, "I just started college." It wouldn't have been so bad if I had stopped there, but for some reason I didn't believe him and I ACTUALLY said, "No you're not! You look far too young for that!" The boy looked at me like I was the meanest person he'd ever met and said, "NO. I'm in college." My boyfriend started laughing but I could tell I had embarrassed the poor guy, not to mention myself.
post #13 of 28
LOL! Bump! I love these stories.
post #14 of 28
While I was working at Sonic in my spare time, I noticed someone in a car that was old and ugly with stickers and car-club stufff all over the car,,I came into the building joking about it, saying..Did you see the car that girl was driving?,,, and I thought it was ridiculous to try and draw that kind of attention to yourself with a car like that.Then the shift manager informed me that that was his car and his girlfriend was driving it. Uhhh,,OOPPS!! What do you say then?!!! I felt really bad.
post #15 of 28
Thread Starter 
OK well here's another.

I went to the Pharmacy to pick up a prescription and while I'm waiting for the Pharmacist to come back to answer some of my questions there is a man next to me picking out a condom.

When the Pharmacist came over I said to him "So how are they used and are there any side effects?" Well the man next to me s-l-o-w-l-y picked his head up and just gave me this look! then walked away!

The Pharmacist and I just started laughing!
post #16 of 28


Ok here's one of my most memorable ones.... One day while I was working at the vet clinic a person called in with a question about their dog. They told me their name and then I put them on hold to go get a vet. The name was one of those name that could be either male or female. This person's voice was very deep and to this day I swear it sounds like a man's voice on the phone. Anyways, I picked up the line saying "sir?"....no answer, after saying sir several more times I told them that I must have picked up the wrong line. I put them back on hold and looked and realized that there were no other lines in use! So I got back on the phone and just started talking about the animal without saying anything about the owner. Well it definately was a woman! She had to bring her dog in about an hour later! I felt so embarrased! It turns out that she is a very heavy smoker, which added to the fact that she already had a deep voice! Oooops.
post #17 of 28
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Originally Posted by Sar
I was going to see my new knee consultant for a check-up. My last consultant used to just see my knee while I was wearing my trousers as they were very baggy.

I was in the consultation room and he asked me if I was wearing shorts. Instead of just saying no, I proudly announced, with a smile on my face, that I was wearing Y-fronts.
My Mum didn't know where to look and my consultant, after a moment of silence and lack of eye contact, handed me a blanket and told me to wear it over myself!!

To make it worse, it was a private hospital and everyone else who visits is pretty posh!!

It still makes me laugh now - my mouth just never seems to know when to stop!! (I have worn shorts to my appointments ever since)


I've never heard of a Y-Front. What's a Y-front?
post #18 of 28
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by DinahCat
I've never heard of a Y-Front. What's a Y-front?
Don't feel bad, I don't know either.
post #19 of 28
Oh-oh, yeah the pregnancy comment is a good one to avoid.

Mine was in German with my ex boyfriend (he was my current BF at the time and a wonderful man). We were talking about weight and I tried to ask him how much he weighed only my pronunciation came out wrong and I ended up asking him how often he masturbated. He just laughed and had to get out my German/English dictionary to show me what I'd said. I was sooooooo embarrassed!
post #20 of 28
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Originally Posted by TTMom
Oh-oh, yeah the pregnancy comment is a good one to avoid.

Mine was in German with my ex boyfriend (he was my current BF at the time and a wonderful man). We were talking about weight and I tried to ask him how much he weighed only my pronunciation came out wrong and I ended up asking him how often he masturbated. He just laughed and had to get out my German/English dictionary to show me what I'd said. I was sooooooo embarrassed!
Angel was laying next to me as I was reading this and I let out a loud outburst of laughter, and now, he's vanished from the room
post #21 of 28
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Originally Posted by clixpix
One of my college jobs was working the "seconds" bar...so if you finished what you ate, you came to my station for...well...seconds.

As you can imagine, most of my customers were football players, guys, etc. Well this one guy I noticed always came back for seconds when we had fish sandwiches. One day we had fish sandwiches, but this guy asked for seconds on the other entree. So I said to him, "Hey, normally you're my fish man". His reply to me, "Uh, I'm not a guy, I'm a girl"

Even now, years later as I'm typing this, my cheeks are burning! I felt so, so bad for embarassing her like that!

The next time I saw her, she was wearing a pink sweater and a pearl necklace. Somehow this made me feel worse!
I actually went thru all of high school believing this one girl that I passed by so frequently in the halls was a guy. Turns out, as her name was read during graduation and she walked up to get her diploma, that is when I found out she was a girl. I was shocked...but I'm sure glad I never took the opportunity to talk to her because I'm sure I would have done the same thing.
post #22 of 28
When I was in graduate school, I was under a lot of stress. I had been for a massage before, and thought that setting up another massage appointment would help with the stress. One day at school, I looked up massage therapists in the phone book to make an appointment. Well, if you look under "massage" in the phone book (at least in Cleveland), you will find escorts and strippers (not massage therapists). One of the ads had a photo of the "massagers", including a man with really long hair. I made some comment about how men with long hair and how scary they were, only to realize that a male friend of mine with very long hair was standing next to me. I couldn't stop laughing, because it was funny and very embarassing. My friends never let me live it down.
post #23 of 28
I have to add to this one too because I too look very young for my age. I am 23, but I look so young that it has actually been suggested to me to go under cover in middle schools with the police to do drug busts.

So frequently someone thinks I'm a high school freshman when the truth is I'm a college graduate. I was walking down the liquor isle the other day and one of the store clerks told me to leave or they'd escort me out of that section. I actually had to whip out my ID for them to let me look at the beer I was going to buy.
post #24 of 28
I was going to ask my boss if he would like to adopt a dog from a local vet clinic. Since I was in a hurry, while I was about to ask the question : Mr. Boss, would you like adopt a dog?, instead I asked him, "Mr. Dog, would you like to adopt... eh, errr...?" Yiiiikes...
post #25 of 28
Hrmn... mine always finish up with some really embarassing inuendo. Liek the time I was ranting to a group of friends in public about how I was so annoyed at having lost all my written music (four years worth of work) form my father's harddrive. I announced in a fit of frustration at about 20 decibels that "I wish I'd backed it all up on floppy dick!" I did leave soon after that though....
post #26 of 28
my bf's dad's friend got married over the summer. He's about 35 yrs old give or take. When we saw him at a birthday party a couple weeks ago, we were trying to make small talk because we were seated at the same table basically alone. So my bf innocently and sort of jokingly asked 'so when are you going to have some kids?' And the guy just looked at us and replied 'I can't have kids. The doctor said that when I had severe chicken pox as a child it made my sperm too weak to have children. And besides, my wife has already gone through the "pause"'.. and then he kept going on about sperm and stuff.. and there were two little kids sitting within ear shot not to mention people walking by. It was awful.

And then one time my boss and I were arguing about how you spell pizzelle (like the thing you eat). I was sure it was pizzle because that was the only spelling that didn't come up on spell check. So then we decide to look it up. I started to read it to him and the def was "1. The penis of an animal, especially a bull. 2. A whip made from a bull's penis. " (dictionary.com) I was so embarrassed!!
post #27 of 28
Oh oh and one time, I was a little past highschool age, and me and some friends were having some late late night coffee (it was like 4am) and the coffee shop was nearly empty. So anyhow I had to use the restroom and I went in and this person that looked like a 12 yr old boy followed me in. I said 'You can't come in here, you're a boy!!!' And SHE said 'No baby I'm 100% female' and proceeded to hit on me!! I felt so stupid but she didn't seem to mind. She even followed me back to my table... But I then introduced her to my bf and she left me alone then.
post #28 of 28
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Originally Posted by LilleKat
Hrmn... mine always finish up with some really embarassing inuendo. Liek the time I was ranting to a group of friends in public about how I was so annoyed at having lost all my written music (four years worth of work) form my father's harddrive. I announced in a fit of frustration at about 20 decibels that "I wish I'd backed it all up on floppy dick!" I did leave soon after that though....
I do the same things!!! I've goofed and called crackers 'crappers' accidentially... and other words I cant remember but I was teased to no end about eating crappers.
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