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Having a bad day?

post #1 of 14
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things gotcha Down?
Are ya havin' a Bad Day????
Well, then, consider this . . . . .

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in
the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,
regardless of their medical condition.
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred
around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was
assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses
nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves
what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects
to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00,
Pookie Johnson, the part- time Sunday sweeper,
entered the ward and unplugged the support system
so he could use the vaccuum cleaner.
Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony,
two of the most expensively saved animals were being released
back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day???

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from
the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm
in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you're having a Bad Day????

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of
sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.
Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped
through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better???
post #2 of 14
I think my day has definately gotten better after reading this!
post #3 of 14
Well I wasn't having a bad day, but it's nice to know my day could have been worse!
post #4 of 14
I'm glad I'm having a good day!
post #5 of 14
Ha! My day is looking better and better!Thank you, Fran!
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post #7 of 14
Oh my word, that's hilarious! I was having a good day but I must remember to re-read this the next time I have a bad one!
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post #9 of 14
Good ones Frannie!!
post #10 of 14
Originally Posted by babygirl
I'm glad I'm having a good day!
post #11 of 14
Funny post. Thanks Fran
post #12 of 14
brilliant Fran!
post #13 of 14
This is just to funny
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