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post #1 of 21
Thread Starter 
Hi purrfect people
I just started my new kitty website and need some kitty humour for the humour pages.
So if you have any funnt pics or jokes please email me.
Also looking to add links to other cat site's
email
Ladyhawk
New site address is located under signature
all are welcome, and I am open for suggestions.
Thank you
Tish
post #2 of 21
Ooooo Ladyhawk!!! Ages ago someone posted a really funny little "poem" thingy called, "Cats Property" its great, but I can't remember who posted it?!!! Anyone?!! I have a printed version at home so when I get home tonight I'll see if I can post it for you.....(no promises though, I don't get a look at the comp at home cos Hubby always on it!! well I guess I'll just have to push him off tonight!!)
post #3 of 21
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by BodLover

I don't get a look at the comp at home cos Hubby always on it!! well I guess I'll just have to push him off tonight!!)
Cool cant wait start kicking hubby off. but be gentle
Thank you
*Hugs*
post #4 of 21
Lady Hawk,

Sent you an email about swapping cat site links but not sure it worked as my computer has been acting up. Its all fixed now. And welcome to CS...

Later
Meme
post #5 of 21
The Meaning of Rescue


Now that I'm home, bathed, settled and fed,
All nicely tucked in my warm new bed,
I'd like to open my baggage,
Lest I forget,
There is so much to carry,
So much to regret.

Hmmm...Yes, there it is, right on the top,
Let's unpack Loneliness, Heartache and Loss,
And there by my perch hides Fear and Shame.
As I look on these things I tried so hard to leave,
I still have to unpack my baggage called Pain.
I loved them, the others, the ones who left me,
But I wasn't good enough - for they didn't want me.

Will you add to my baggage?
Will you help me unpack?
Or will you just look at my things,
And take me right back?
Do you have the time to help me unpack?
To put away my baggage, to never repack?
I pray that you do - I'm so tired you see,
But I do come with baggage,
Will you still want me?

Author Unknown
post #6 of 21
OK - here you go

Q) Why does a cat lick himself?
A) Because he can!

(I know it is corny, but you didn't say they ahd to be GOOD jokes)
post #7 of 21
Thread Starter 
Thank you so much
I will be sure to add the poem and the joke (as corny as it is lol) to the page's ,mmmm looks like catnip fields will have a poetry page..
*Hugs* to you both

Tish
post #8 of 21
Thread Starter 
Got your email, and have linked you to my site..
Thanks again
*Hugs*
Tish
post #9 of 21
LadyHawk

I checked out your site and it's very nice! Earlier in this thread you said you were interested in linking to other cat sites. I found one the other day that I thought was kind of cute. Here's the link: http://www.geocities.com/petsburgh/4944/cats.html
post #10 of 21
What is a cat's favorite joke?? DOGS!!!!!

Second favorite joke.....that Humans think they're in charge!!
post #11 of 21
Lady Hawk, Here are some of my original Cat Toons:http://community-2.webtv.net/Saucy-K...myoriginalCat/ If you can use them, feel free to link or print or download or whatever the He** it's called. . . . . TLK
post #12 of 21
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by Lorie D.
LadyHawk

I checked out your site and it's very nice! Earlier in this thread you said you were interested in linking to other cat sites. I found one the other day that I thought was kind of cute. Here's the link: http://www.geocities.com/petsburgh/4944/cats.html
Thanks Lorie , I checked out the link and was very impressed I have sent an email asking for permission ti link the site.
*hugs*
Tish
post #13 of 21
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by Kittyfoot
What is a cat's favorite joke?? DOGS!!!!!

Second favorite joke.....that Humans think they're in charge!!
they are cool , consider them posted
Thanks amd hugs

Tish
post #14 of 21
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by threeleggedkat
Lady Hawk, Here are some of my original Cat Toons:http://community-2.webtv.net/Saucy-K...myoriginalCat/ If you can use them, feel free to link or print or download or whatever the He** it's called. . . . . TLK
Thank you so much they are great,I will link them , so when is the next lot due out heh ?
You know , they would make great stationary as well, you are very talented.(hint,hint... draw more please, grin )
It is done, the link is under kitty art.
*Hugs*

Tish
post #15 of 21
I can't take credit for this one but I'll pass it along...

A Pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The Pastor coaxed,offered warm milk,etc. The kitty still wouldn't come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb,so the Pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and then drove away so that the tree bent down,he could then reach up and get the kitten.

He did all this,checking his progress in the car frequently,then figured if he went just a little bit farther the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But just as he did..the rope broke. The tree went "boing" and the kitten sailed thru the air-out of sight. The Pastor felt terrible..he walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a stray kitten. Nobody had,so he prayed.."Lord,I just commit this kitten to your keeping",and went about his business.

A few days later he was at the grocery store and met one of his church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food. Now this woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it,so he asked her,"Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much??".

She replied.."You won't believe this!!" and told him how her little girl had been begging her for a kitten,but she kept refusing. Then a few days before,the child had begged again,so the Mom finally told her little girl.."Well,if the Lord gives you a cat I'll let you keep it." She told the Pastor, "I watched my child go out in the yard,get on her knees and ask the Lord for a cat...and really Pastor..you won't believe this...but I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky,with it's paws spread out,and landed right in front of her. What else could I do???"
post #16 of 21
Thread Starter 
ROFL that is a great joke, the perfect revenge for a cat hater
I cant wait to post it LOL..
Tish
post #17 of 21
I don't have much in the way of jokes, but I do have quite a collection of funny pics and animations...you're more than welcome to any of these

Love & Peace,
Catarina
post #18 of 21
Thread Starter 
Thank you that will be great, you can have so much fun with funny pics & chosing captions for them.
Would you be able to email them to me please ?
*Hugs*

Tish

Email : Ladyhawk
post #19 of 21
Kittyfoot,
The Lord works in mysterious ways....
Gotta love that one!
post #20 of 21
Arrrrgggghhhh!!! So sorry I didn't get time to look properly for the cat thing I said I would send ya!!! DOH!!!! but I PROMISE I will have a good look either tonight or tomorrow for ya!!! Hope you've got loads of good stuff to put on your site now!!
post #21 of 21
Thread Starter 
That's ok dont rush, the site is getting there ,I can wait(Tapping claws on desk) we have 5 humour pages at the moment thanks to everyone that has submitted things.
I just added page's 3,4 &5 to the humour section and the pics say it all
I am reaaly pleased with the way its turning out.
*hugs*
Tish
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