This is a true story... my dad told me it... I think it was on the Darwin awards, I think.
There was a man who wanted to commit suicide. He was very unhappy with his life, and he wanted it to end. He drove out to a seaside cliff, hiked all the way up, and made a noose. He postitioned the noose around his neck... but he wanted to make sure he died. So, before he hung himself, he drank some poison. But that wasn't enough..... he also set himself on fire. Still not enough. He leaped over the edge of the cliff, and pulled out a gun. He was going to shoot himself in the head. He shot... he missed. The bullet pierced through the rope on the noose, causing him to fall rapidly, which put out the fire. When he landed in the water, the impact caused him to vomit up all the poison. A group of fishermen found him a few days later. He died of hypothermia.
Isn't that funny?
There was a man who wanted to commit suicide. He was very unhappy with his life, and he wanted it to end. He drove out to a seaside cliff, hiked all the way up, and made a noose. He postitioned the noose around his neck... but he wanted to make sure he died. So, before he hung himself, he drank some poison. But that wasn't enough..... he also set himself on fire. Still not enough. He leaped over the edge of the cliff, and pulled out a gun. He was going to shoot himself in the head. He shot... he missed. The bullet pierced through the rope on the noose, causing him to fall rapidly, which put out the fire. When he landed in the water, the impact caused him to vomit up all the poison. A group of fishermen found him a few days later. He died of hypothermia.
Isn't that funny?
