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Got this in an email....cute!
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER

1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.



OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

3. Getting a little action means I don't need fibertoday.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

6. A Friend Is Like A Good Bra -- Hard to Find,Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!

Thoughts for the weekend

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that' s what he said.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!



Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
post #2 of 15
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Originally Posted by KittenKrazy
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That one just REALLY struck me as funny!
post #3 of 15
LOL!!! Too funny! I have to copy these and email them to my brother!
post #4 of 15
post #5 of 15
ROTFL! These are great!
post #6 of 15
post #7 of 15
Those are really funny!
post #8 of 15
This is so funny, Cindy!
post #9 of 15
post #10 of 15
Quote:
Originally Posted by KittenKrazy
Got this in an email....cute!
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER

1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.



OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

3. Getting a little action means I don't need fibertoday.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

6. A Friend Is Like A Good Bra -- Hard to Find,Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!

Thoughts for the weekend

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that' s what he said.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!



Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.


Love it!!!!
post #11 of 15
post #12 of 15
but some of these are already happening to me
post #13 of 15

They are just too funny!!
Definitely one to send to my Mum and Dad!
post #14 of 15
That is a good one!!
post #15 of 15
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