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Ccoccocats Joke For The Day - Thursday - 2/10/05

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YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE A BAD DAY WHEN.........(Cont.d)

You wake up face down on the pavement.
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
Your birthday cake collapses from the wight of the candles.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
Your wife says, "Good morning Bill" and your name is George.
Your income tax check bounces.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.
You wake up and your braces are locked together.
Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and YOU have a headache.
You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
Your twin sister forgot your birthday.

post #2 of 16
Ha ha! This one I got no problem Cheryl!
post #3 of 16
lol too funny!
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post #5 of 16
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Originally Posted by pinkdaisy226
Ha ha! This one I got no problem Cheryl!
CONGRATULATIONS ARI!

Ari, I just wanted to congratulate you, too! Do you realize this is the FIRST joke you actually understood the punchline to?

Well, it's a tie between you and Susan (Rosiemac) today! Who said miracles never happen.
post #6 of 16
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Originally Posted by ccoccocats
CONGRATULATIONS ARI!

Ari, I just wanted to congratulate you, too! Do you realize this is the FIRST joke you actually understood the punchline to?

Well, it's a tie between you and Susan (Rosiemac) today! Who said miracles never happen.
Aw! I got the joke from Monday! And I'm sure I must've gotten another one right... but now I feel dumb!

Just kidding...
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post #8 of 16
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Originally Posted by ccoccocats
CONGRATULATIONS ARI!

Ari, I just wanted to congratulate you, too! Do you realize this is the FIRST joke you actually understood the punchline to?

Well, it's a tie between you and Susan (Rosiemac) today! Who said miracles never happen.
Oh i got that one no problem Cheryl!!

Hey Ari don't feel a numpty if you don't get them, i'm sure Cheryl would rather we ask than laugh when we havent got a clue what were laughing at!!
post #9 of 16
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Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
post #10 of 16
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Originally Posted by rosiemac
Oh i got that one no problem Cheryl!!

Hey Ari don't feel a numpty if you don't get them, i'm sure Cheryl would rather we ask than laugh when we havent got a clue what were laughing at!!
You're right Susan. Plus it is partially my fault, since I did not explain today's joke, as promised. I guess I was sleeping when I typed it today!
post #11 of 16
Thanks for sharing Cheryl!
post #12 of 16


FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!
post #13 of 16
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Originally Posted by ccoccocats
YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE A BAD DAY WHEN.........(Cont.d)


Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.


Love it all, especially the ex-wife one!
post #14 of 16
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You put both contact lenses in the same eye.:
This has actually happened to me!
post #15 of 16
All of those are really good!!
post #16 of 16
These are great!
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