OK, I'm new here, so don't shout if you've seen this before, but I thought I'd share it with you just in case you haven't. I found it on another forum.
Thoughts on Cats
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -Anonymous
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."- English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."- Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."- Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."- Colette
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." -Anonymous"
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." - John S. Nichols
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will ps on your computer." - Bruce Graham
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
And yes, I "borrowed" one for my signature.
Thoughts on Cats
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -Anonymous
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."- English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."- Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."- Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."- Colette
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." -Anonymous"
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." - John S. Nichols
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will ps on your computer." - Bruce Graham
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
And yes, I "borrowed" one for my signature.
