No!Originally Posted by Sar
That's so cute! Has your Mum got it now?
Maybe we should set up your friend with my Mom, so they can have lunch together, it sounds like they'd get along just fine............Originally Posted by bren.1
She must be using the same logic of people who speed to get to the gas station when their gas tank is almost empty.
I had a friend in college who was the sweetest girl, but she would blurt out stuff without thinking. Once, we were at the zoo looking at the map, the stationary one with "You are here" on it. We also had the paper maps you carry with you. Anna, looking puzzled, said, "Why don't they put You are Here on the ones you carry with you." Then she stopped and said, "Oh, did I say that?"
Maybe we should set up your friend with my Mom to have lunch together. It sounds like they'd get along just fine..........Originally Posted by bren.1
She must be using the same logic of people who speed to get to the gas station when their gas tank is almost empty.
I had a friend in college who was the sweetest girl, but she would blurt out stuff without thinking. Once, we were at the zoo looking at the map, the stationary one with "You are here" on it. We also had the paper maps you carry with you. Anna, looking puzzled, said, "Why don't they put You are Here on the ones you carry with you." Then she stopped and said, "Oh, did I say that?"
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, are you kidding? But, maybe, just maybe, if she did know she'd probably think everyone was laughing with her, not at her!Originally Posted by rosiemac
Aww your poor mum!!!.
Does she know where having a laugh at her expensive thanks to her daughter!!
There may be truth to that.Originally Posted by turtlecat
my mom once looked at me, straight in the eyes and said.. "Denise, your boops (she can't say boobs.) are sooooo big, because you have the high cholesterol."Are boobs made out of cholesterol? And.. my cholesterol is low?... hrmmmmmm...
Sometimes. But perhaps, it's because she's foreign.
Oh my gosh! I think we're related! I swear that my mom says things like that all the time! Mind you, the "mom stories" are always good to tell my friends, we all get a good giggle out of them, even her sometimes.Originally Posted by ccoccocats
I'm sure this DOES NOT have anything to do with my Mom's nationality, which is Polish by the way, but.................
My Dad and I were discussing the distance from our house to a car dealership. I explained that from our house to this one intersection is 4 miles. Then from there to the dealer is 3 miles. Totalling 7 miles.
My Dad said "No, from that intersection to the dealer is 5 miles, totalling 8 miles.
My Mom then says......are you ready........
"Maybe that's because when Daddy drives he doesn't drive as fast as you Cheryl, is that possible?"
I think I shoulda put this in one of my jokes for the day!
That's too funny! I think we should get all these Mom's to meet!
that just reminded me of the time, about a year ago when I asked my mom to adjust the mirror on the passenger side for me and she started laughing, telling me there wasn't one. That is, until she looked! She swears up and down that they didn't exist and that this is a new fangled instrument. Suuure mom.
