From my e-mail box.
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the
final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to
know the truth after all those conflicting medical
studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red
wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots
of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the
final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to
know the truth after all those conflicting medical
studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red
wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots
of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
