I don't remember if I've shared this one, but, here goes.
A husband on his honeymoon tells his wife that everytime she makes love she's should put $5.00 in a jar.
Years go by, and they find themselves in debt. The husband says "Well, I think it's time we opened that jar". He opens it and sees $5.00 bills, $10.00, $20.00 bills and even a $50.00 bill. He turns to his wife and says, "I thought you we're putting $5.00 dollar bills everytime you made love and here I see all these other bills."
She turns and says to him "What, do you think everybody is as cheap as you!"
A husband on his honeymoon tells his wife that everytime she makes love she's should put $5.00 in a jar.
Years go by, and they find themselves in debt. The husband says "Well, I think it's time we opened that jar". He opens it and sees $5.00 bills, $10.00, $20.00 bills and even a $50.00 bill. He turns to his wife and says, "I thought you we're putting $5.00 dollar bills everytime you made love and here I see all these other bills."
She turns and says to him "What, do you think everybody is as cheap as you!"
