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I have a conclusion that embedded within the gene pool of cats are the following:
1. At least one or more cats that live in the house will come running and than lounge upon the bed that you're trying to make.
2. At least one or cats will come running to attack the fresh laundry that is in the basket or laying on the bed so that cat hair will adhere to ALL freshely washed laundry.
3. Any open box or container must be investigated as to size to find out if it will hold and hide the respective cat.
4. Any and all cats will meow on one side of a closed door to find out what's on the other side.
5. ANy and all cats will drink their fill from one sink faucet and than check the other bathroom faucet to see if the water tastes different/better.
6. The volume of a cats meow is INVERSELY perportionate to the volume of the purr. LOUD purr... almost silent meow
7. Within 30 seconds of eating, a cat will become famished beyond belief and ask for more food if they have recently bathed themselves.
8. Any observed human sitting on a toilet should have a cat upon their lap.
9. The keyboard of any laptop computer is just the best place to lounge since it has heat from within.
Feel free to add to the list.
1. At least one or more cats that live in the house will come running and than lounge upon the bed that you're trying to make.
2. At least one or cats will come running to attack the fresh laundry that is in the basket or laying on the bed so that cat hair will adhere to ALL freshely washed laundry.
3. Any open box or container must be investigated as to size to find out if it will hold and hide the respective cat.
4. Any and all cats will meow on one side of a closed door to find out what's on the other side.
5. ANy and all cats will drink their fill from one sink faucet and than check the other bathroom faucet to see if the water tastes different/better.
6. The volume of a cats meow is INVERSELY perportionate to the volume of the purr. LOUD purr... almost silent meow
7. Within 30 seconds of eating, a cat will become famished beyond belief and ask for more food if they have recently bathed themselves.
8. Any observed human sitting on a toilet should have a cat upon their lap.
9. The keyboard of any laptop computer is just the best place to lounge since it has heat from within.
Feel free to add to the list.