Kitty frends, we r very sad.
Our meowmy has the flu!
We cant drive to get her medicine and kleenex. She sez the Dept of Motor Vehicles (What's THAT? won't let kitties get a card to let us drive!!
She is cold, she sez. She's sneezin!
She coughs so much she gets sick!
She's gone now to get medicine and stuff, so we ritin u kitties to ask for help!
what 2 do?
Then her fren Jeff she like so much who far away in VA won call her; she sez he talk to some chick in Canada. Not meet the other one but talk online all night, and our meowmy want him to call HER!!
Bettr go, here she come to go to store.
yur cat frends, humble & shenandoah