Only in America...

Ok I promise this is my last one for today... I shall refreain from posting more funnies until tomorrow!


Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America... do people oder double cheese burgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America... do they leave expensive cars in the driveways and all the useless junk in boxes in the garage.

Only in America... do they use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss a call form someone they didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in America... do they sell hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of eight.

But i dont think that america is the only one about the hot dog part

I once read an almost identical one, but "Only in Britain"....

Only in America do they have cigarretes at the front of a pharmacy, yet medicines at the back end.

Originally Posted by LilleKat

Only in America... do people oder double cheese burgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
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Only in America... do they use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss a call form someone they didn't want to talk to in the first place.

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OK, I'm guilty of the first one quoted here. Well, except that I don't order a double cheeseburger, I get a chicken sandwich. I just LIKE Diet Coke better!

And to add to the second one... And then they call the number from their caller ID, which didn't leave a message, and insist that they speak to whomever called their cell/home, and simply cannot believe that it could have been a wrong number.

I've always wondered about the hot dog thing - seems to be a conspriacy!

I love it! My type of humor

Those are too true!! Especially the second one!

That was funny!

Perfect and true

I saw something like this, only with pictures. The last one was Only in California and it had a 24-Hour Fitness at the top of a set of escalators. Imagine my surprise when I realized that it was MY GYM!!!!!!!!

lol!!!!

Not only in America - my garage is a fantastic storeroom and my car sits on the drive

How true!