LITTLE JOHNNY ASKS: "Daddy, how was I born?"
DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway! "Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat
room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we
met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your
mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was
ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got
Male!
DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway! "Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat
room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we
met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your
mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was
ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got
Male!
