Milky just choose! You've got a whole lot of cat fights after you. I mean haven't you always wanted to visit NZ?!
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I´m looking for a Sweet Lady!
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You see that dog over there? His name was Jake. Wanna know what they call him now? Fluffy! Wanna know why? Because I scared him so bad that now all his hair stands on end and all he can do is sit in the corner and whine and drool like a baby! They even put a bow in his hair and are telling the neighbors he's really a girl to preserve the family name.
I am laughing so hard I'm gonna pee in my pants!Originally Posted by kittylover4ever
Me too!
Originally Posted by KittyKook
Both of you want to take me on?
You see that dog over there? His name was Jake. Wanna know what they call him now? Fluffy! Wanna know why? Because I scared him so bad that now all his hair stands on end and all he can do is sit in the corner and whine and drool like a baby! They even put a bow in his hair and are telling the neighbors he's really a girl to preserve the family name.
Ladies Ladies.....please.....I want you to know that I am also available, so if Milky doesn't pick you.....you know where to find me!
Milky, what about a silver beauty?
My name is molly, and I'm sort of Shy.. But I only have eyes for you!
I'd be so sad if you said no!
My name is molly, and I'm sort of Shy.. But I only have eyes for you!
I'd be so sad if you said no!
Tiggy dear......I thought you were already taken! I see that you're waiting by the phone for my call.Originally Posted by kittylover4ever
Ladies Ladies.....please.....I want you to know that I am also available, so if Milky doesn't pick you.....you know where to find me!
I'd love to go out with you!
As you can see.....I'm a whole lotta woman.....can ya handle that?
Tiggy says, "Not a problem Shelby......I can handle a whole lot of woman...the question is, can you handle a whole lotta man? Is that the beautiful delicate Abby I see in the picture? Perhaps she would like to go out with me also?"
Originally Posted by kittylover4ever
Tiggy says, "Not a problem Shelby......I can handle a whole lot of woman...the question is, can you handle a whole lotta man? Is that the beautiful delicate Abby I see in the picture? Perhaps she would like to go out with me also?"
Definitely naughty Tiggy! Shelby are you gonna just take that?!
Yes that is beautiful delicate little Abby.......so what about it? She's not woman enough for you! She only weighs 5 pounds! She's too skinny! You can't possibly be attracted to that scrawny little brat!Originally Posted by kittylover4ever
Tiggy says, "Not a problem Shelby......I can handle a whole lot of woman...the question is, can you handle a whole lotta man? Is that the beautiful delicate Abby I see in the picture? Perhaps she would like to go out with me also?"
I am NOT a scrawny brat!
Maybe Tiggy likes his women petite instead of big and flabby like you! At least my stomach doesn't swing back and forth when I walk....and I've had two children! So NAH!
Put em up sister......I can take you! I know what your weaknesses are!
Maybe Tiggy likes his women petite instead of big and flabby like you! At least my stomach doesn't swing back and forth when I walk....and I've had two children! So NAH!
Put em up sister......I can take you! I know what your weaknesses are!
Look Milky!, why don't we talk this over with a bottle of wine?!
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Hi, I'm Alley, and I bet you've never dated a girl like me. My people call me a little tramp, but I think that's mean. You can't see in this photo, but I am special,a Manx cat.
