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Originally Posted by ccoccocats

Hey look, my Mom's playing the role of a male cat answering all these replies to female cats.....I guess it got the best of her and she just got totally confused
My Mom is still laughing since she read your reply.


Let's move on....shall we?
Oh so you have your MOTHER writing for you? Gee, you're a REAL man aren't you?

I don't think I can get past this... I'm all woman and I could totally prove it... sadly for you, you'll never a chance!
 
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Originally Posted by Pamela

Angel,

I would like to introduce myself. My name is Pepper because my human mommy says I am full of spice and pepper! Go figure!


I would LOVE to be your valentine. I can be very adventerous as you can see in this picture. I was chasing a moth! I tried to turn my mommy's hair white with all the adventures I have had (and still am).. Imagine what kind of fun you would have if you choose me as your
! With me, life will NEVER be boring!



I can also be demure and shy as you see in this picture. I am very SELECTIVE of who I honor with my presence. My human mommy is the ONLY human I will honor with my presence. I do get along great with other cats but I am very selective of who I cuddle with. You will have to prove yourself worthy to me before I will cuddle with you..



I LOVE to play with catnip, wrestle and cuddle with my human mommy and my sister (not related) as you can see.


Will you be MY valentine?? I promise if you choose me, your Valentine Day will be UNFORGETTABLE!
Very selective of who you cuddle with, hey? That's quite an honor that you would like me to be the one to do that with.
Plus you like to wrestle, are you a professional wrestler? Asking cause I'm not a fighter, but, a lover!


As far as proving if I'm worthy enough for you, well, the only way you'll know that is if you and I go somewhere so I can prove how worthy I can be!
So, Pepper, what do ya say, you and I get together and let me decide how well you can spice things up.

BTW Pepper, you and I have 2 things in common. One is my Mom was going to call me Pepper, and two is people are always commenting on my eyes, and from what I see, people must compliment yours as well. You are absolutely stunning.
 
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Originally Posted by pinkdaisy226

Oh so you have your MOTHER writing for you? Gee, you're a REAL man aren't you?

I don't think I can get past this... I'm all woman and I could totally prove it... sadly for you, you'll never a chance!
Who is this talking now, is it Baylee or Max? Whoever you are now, yes, I do have my Mom writing for me. I happen to be very close to my Mom. Some people feel that however a man is towards his Mother is how he'll treat his wife.


As far as proving you're all woman, bring it on!

And what did you mean when you said, "...you'll never a chance!" Do you speak a foreign tongue? Perhaps if your Mom helped you write this you would know proper ways to say a sentence, just a little advice that's all. Maybe THAT would be the gift you give your Mom for her Birthday, a book on proper grammar, spelling, etc.!!
 

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Originally Posted by ccoccocats

Who is this talking now, is it Baylee or Max? Whoever you are now, yes, I do have my Mom writing for me. I happen to be very close to my Mom. Some people feel that however a man is towards his Mother is how he'll treat his wife.


As far as proving you're all woman, bring it on!

And what did you mean when you said, "...you'll never a chance!" Do you speak a foreign tongue? Perhaps if your Mom helped you write this you would know proper ways to say a sentence, just a little advice that's all.
It was Baylee, always Baylee... I don't get other people to write for ME. That's great that you're close to your mother... however I'm sure that some girls don't like Mama's boys... just a thought.

So now you're insulting me for a typo? Wow, that's so very kind of you. So this is how you REALLY treat a lady, isn't it? I'm glad I have Juicy to take care of me, he's a real gentleman who would never make me feel bad about a simple error.

-Baylee
 
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Originally Posted by pinkdaisy226

It was Baylee, always Baylee... I don't get other people to write for ME. That's great that you're close to your mother... however I'm sure that some girls don't like Mama's boys... just a thought.

So now you're insulting me for a typo? Wow, that's so very kind of you. So this is how you REALLY treat a lady, isn't it? I'm glad I have Juicy to take care of me, he's a real gentleman who would never make me feel bad about a simple error.

-Baylee
Juicy can't take care of you, he's not even 6 mos. old for God's sake. You'd have to take care of HIM! Are you two like Ashton Kuchler and Demi Moore or something like that?

I never meant to insult you, you just seem very quick to start a fight and I am the type that doesn't start fires but rather defuses them.
 

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Originally Posted by ccoccocats

Juicy can't take care of you, he's not even 6 mos. old for God's sake. You'd have to take care of HIM! Are you two like Ashton Kuchler and Demi Moore or something like that?

I never meant to insult you, you just seem very quick to start a fight and I am the type that defuses the fire,
not start one.
Eh, what's a two month age difference between kittens? And I'm not one to start a fight! Look at me, I'm sweet and innocent...

I just got offended that you referred to me as a boy! C'mon would you like being hit on by a guy thinking you were a girl?
 
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Originally Posted by pinkdaisy226

Eh, what's a two month age difference between kittens? And I'm not one to start a fight! Look at me, I'm sweet and innocent...

I just got offended that you referred to me as a boy! C'mon would you like being hit on by a guy thinking you were a girl?
How about you accept my apology that my Mom wrote you were a boy, when you're a girl, and that I picked on your typo, and anything else that may have offended you, ok? As far as how I'd feel if a guy thought I was a girl.....well, if you scroll back, you'll see that someone thought I was a girl, because of my name. So I know how it feels, not very good. Could we be friends now?
 

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Originally Posted by ccoccocats

How about you accept my apology that my Mom wrote you were a boy, when you're a girl, and that I picked on your typo, and anything else that may have offended you, ok? As far as how I'd feel if a guy thought I was a girl.....well, if you scroll back, you'll see that someone thought I was a girl, because of my name. So I know how it feels, not very good. Could we be friends now?
Mkay, we can be friends. I'm sorry... you can understand how stressful Valentine's Day be sometimes, can't you?!
 

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Hi I'm Abby....and I'd like to throw my hat in the ring!



I knew you were a "guy" all along Angel and I have to say....a very handsome one at that!


I'm about 1 1/2 years old and I'm very loveable. I also applied to be Milky's valentine.....but that overbearing witch Shelby is practically throwing herself at him.....so I decided to just let her have him and find my OWN man! She just thinks she's ALL THAT and let me tell you........oh nevermind.....I don't want to talk about her.

Back to me........I'm very attractive with lovely green eyes and soft silky hair which I groom regularly to keep it nice and shiny. I have two sons, Thomas and Cooper....but they are practically grown now and won't be a problem when we go out on our date. Besides, Shelby thinks she OWNS them and will be more than happy to watch them. Sorry bout that.....started talking about Miss Priss again. So as I was saying......I'm very petite at 5 pounds and love to play. I'm really just a kitten at heart and I think you and I would be purrrrfect together!

Call me anytime.....you won't be disappointed!
 

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That got heated for a minute there... LoL Malakai was ready to defend his lady love but I reminded him that, that's Juicy's job! LoL Who got totally SERVED, btw!! LoL Hmmph... Who needs muscles like that when you've got big paws!! All the better to give a kitty backrub with...
I'm trying to convince Kai that there are other kitties out there and Grace is rather pretty but he's being stubborn...
 

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Originally Posted by ccoccocats

Very selective of who you cuddle with, hey? That's quite an honor that you would like me to be the one to do that with.
Plus you like to wrestle, are you a professional wrestler? Asking cause I'm not a fighter, but, a lover!


As far as proving if I'm worthy enough for you, well, the only way you'll know that is if you and I go somewhere so I can prove how worthy I can be!
So, Pepper, what do ya say, you and I get together and let me decide how well you can spice things up.

BTW Pepper, you and I have 2 things in common. One is my Mom was going to call me Pepper, and two is people are always commenting on my eyes, and from what I see, people must compliment yours as well. You are absolutely stunning.
Yes, you should be honored that I'm interested in cuddling with you!
I am not a professional wrestler BUT often when I wrestle, I often end up grooming the other cat..


I'm interested in getting together and seeing how we can spice things up! I agree- your eyes are GORGEOUS! I KNEW we have things in common. You see, I am purrrrfect for you!
I'm glad your mom decided to call you Angel instead of Pepper! Imagine how confusing it'd be for us if you were named Pepper and we go out on a date....


So what time will you pick me up on Valentine Day and where will we go?
 

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Originally Posted by Malakai711

That got heated for a minute there... LoL Malakai was ready to defend his lady love but I reminded him that, that's Juicy's job! LoL Who got totally SERVED, btw!! LoL Hmmph... Who needs muscles like that when you've got big paws!! All the better to give a kitty backrub with...
I'm trying to convince Kai that there are other kitties out there and Grace is rather pretty but he's being stubborn...
Awwww... poor Kai. We'll find him a pretty girl kitty. There's Miss Ebony, she's quite the looker. Although I think you'd have to battle quite a few other kitties for her. And then newbie Tinkerbelle looks so sweet... do you really want to put up with Baylee's temper, her attitude, her independent nature? Malakai'll find a sweet lady all of his own, no worries!
 

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Originally Posted by pinkdaisy226

Awwww... poor Kai. We'll find him a pretty girl kitty. There's Miss Ebony, she's quite the looker. Although I think you'd have to battle quite a few other kitties for her. And then newbie Tinkerbelle looks so sweet... do you really want to put up with Baylee's temper, her attitude, her independent nature? Malakai'll find a sweet lady all of his own, no worries!
Ari, I think you may have missed it... Tinkerbelle & Leo are the new TCS Couple!! http://www.thecatsite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42642

It's okay... Kai will be okay... He's strong, like his mommy... It'll take some time for him to get over Bay but he'll live (as his Papi would say) LoL "Is it bleeding? Then, you'll live!" ~ Adrian
 

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Alright, alright...I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but when it comes to hurting my girl's feelings, you'd better watch out! Here's what happened when Destin (my brother) made fun of me for dating an older girl:




Please, just leave Baylee alone...if you know what's good for you. I don't want to have to get mean, as I am a sweet young man. Baylee and I are perfect for each other, and only 2 months apart. Who cares about a silly number anyways---besides, young love is the best!

So, to all of you haters out there:






 

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Hey! What about me? Are you no longer interested in me, Black Stallion?

*sob* *sniff* *sniff*
 
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Originally Posted by pinkdaisy226

Mkay, we can be friends. I'm sorry... you can understand how stressful Valentine's Day be sometimes, can't you?!
I certainly can now!!!! Thanks for accepting my apology.
 
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Originally Posted by KittyKook

Hi I'm Abby....and I'd like to throw my hat in the ring!



I knew you were a "guy" all along Angel and I have to say....a very handsome one at that!


I'm about 1 1/2 years old and I'm very loveable. I also applied to be Milky's valentine.....but that overbearing witch Shelby is practically throwing herself at him.....so I decided to just let her have him and find my OWN man! She just thinks she's ALL THAT and let me tell you........oh nevermind.....I don't want to talk about her.

Back to me........I'm very attractive with lovely green eyes and soft silky hair which I groom regularly to keep it nice and shiny. I have two sons, Thomas and Cooper....but they are practically grown now and won't be a problem when we go out on our date. Besides, Shelby thinks she OWNS them and will be more than happy to watch them. Sorry bout that.....started talking about Miss Priss again. So as I was saying......I'm very petite at 5 pounds and love to play. I'm really just a kitten at heart and I think you and I would be purrrrfect together!

Call me anytime.....you won't be disappointed!
Dear Abby, I'm glad you're not like your sister who seems to be very permiscuous. You seem more reserved, and as far as your looks and weight go, you are model material and you being only 5 lbs. I presume you are small framed? I think you and I would surely go well together and let me tell you, you've got quite a tongue there!!!!

I do have a question though, we're you married when you had those 2 kits? Are you divorced? Are you seperated? I don't want to get in the middle of a love triangle, plus you're so young. You must be very mature for your age. Well you've got the experience and I've got the reputation, so if you're game???????
.....Here's my cat phone # (1 800 TOO-CUTE)
 
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Originally Posted by Malakai711

That got heated for a minute there...
You're telling me
I haven't had a disagreement like that since my last date! It was like I was pounding my head against the wall trying to resolve it......finally we did!
 
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Originally Posted by Pamela

Yes, you should be honored that I'm interested in cuddling with you!
I am not a professional wrestler BUT often when I wrestle, I often end up grooming the other cat..


I'm interested in getting together and seeing how we can spice things up! I agree- your eyes are GORGEOUS! I KNEW we have things in common. You see, I am purrrrfect for you!
I'm glad your mom decided to call you Angel instead of Pepper! Imagine how confusing it'd be for us if you were named Pepper and we go out on a date....


So what time will you pick me up on Valentine Day and where will we go?
I like you're joke about the names being the same. It's rare to find a girl with a good sense of humor, especially ones that understand the joke and not to have it explained to them.

Anyway, I'll be picking you up in my Catillac at around 11:00 p.m. I get up from my nap around then and I'm up for the rest of the night. I guess we can take a walk through a dark alley, talk awhile, then come back to my place. I've got a great room, filled with things to stretch out on, if you know what I mean. Also, have lots of food and treats. Then I thought we could have some catnip and take it from there. I'm getting hot just thinking about the spices
and the grooming session after our little wrestling around a bit
See ya soon beautiful!
 
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