Quotes for women...

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut
her up with cookies.


The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-


I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-


Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-


A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-


Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-


My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting
my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-


Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-


A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-


The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-


Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-


Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-


Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-


I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me
at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-


If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning.
-Catherine-


When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME
slow!
-Kathy Buckley-


I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-


If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-


I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-


When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country.
-Elayne Boosler-


Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-


In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything
done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-


I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
career.
-Gloria Steinem-


I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his
house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-


Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

These are fantastic, Fran, thank you!

thankyou so much for sharing - I had a nice chuckle at many of them

Those were great! Thanks Fran!

Oh these are marvellous! Can I add one?

"A mind is too fine a thing to waste on housework"
Don't know who wrote this but I have this stuck on my fridge.

Sue

Perfect Frannie!!

They're great, Fran! Hubby (in a bad mood after shoveling snow all day) doesn't appreciate them, which just goes to show how "right" they are!

These are great!

Those are great, thanks for sharing!

Yes, they are good! Thanks for sharing Fran!

These are all really great. Some are true, some are just funny. Thanks for the laugh and smile.