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Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut
her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting
my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me
at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME
-Kathy Buckley-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country.
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything
done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
post #2 of 13
These are fantastic, Fran, thank you!
post #3 of 13
thankyou so much for sharing - I had a nice chuckle at many of them
post #4 of 13
Those were great! Thanks Fran!
post #5 of 13
post #6 of 13
Oh these are marvellous! Can I add one?

"A mind is too fine a thing to waste on housework"
Don't know who wrote this but I have this stuck on my fridge.

post #7 of 13
Perfect Frannie!!
post #8 of 13
post #9 of 13
They're great, Fran! Hubby (in a bad mood after shoveling snow all day) doesn't appreciate them, which just goes to show how "right" they are!
post #10 of 13
These are great!
post #11 of 13
Those are great, thanks for sharing!
post #12 of 13
Yes, they are good! Thanks for sharing Fran!
post #13 of 13
These are all really great. Some are true, some are just funny. Thanks for the laugh and smile.
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