words that mean different things to men and women- saturday smile!!

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"THINGY".....(thing-ee)
Female.... Any part under a car's hood
Male....... The strap fastener on a womens bra


"VULNERABLE"....(vul-ner-a-bull)
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another
Male....... Playing football without a cup

"COMMUNICATION".....(c'-moo-ni-kay-shun)
Female.... The open thoughts & feelings with one's partner
Male........ Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip
with the guys

"COMMITMENT"....(ko-mitt-meant)
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family
Male....... Trying hard not to hit on another woman when out with
this one

"ENTERTAINMENT"....(en-ter-tayn-meant)
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book
Male....... Anything that can be done while drinking beer

"MAKING LOVE".....(may-king-luv)
Female.... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve
Male....... Call it what you want, just as long as we get it

"REMOTE CONTROL"....(ri-moht kon-trohl)
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another
Male....... A device for scanning though all 375 channels every 5
minutes
 
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That is too funny!! I have one to add:

Soon: As in "I'll do it soon"

Woman: Sometime in the near future
Man: Sometime before I die
 
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This is really great!


I'd like to add:


"Maybe"

Female: I'll think about it
Male: I'll say it so I don't have to say yes or no

"Responsibility"

Female: A commitment to care for something, to do a certain thing no matter what.

Male: To remember to feed the kids once in a while


 
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those are really cute! and makes it a little easier to understand, and not resent, the husband!! guys- hah! and they claim CATS are aloof!! Maybe God should've given men rotating/moveable ears and a tail! I communicate just fine with cats, horses and dogs, even when they don't make a sound.


Originally Posted by kev

"THINGY".....(thing-ee)
Female.... Any part under a car's hood
Male....... The strap fastener on a womens bra


"VULNERABLE"....(vul-ner-a-bull)
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another
Male....... Playing football without a cup

"COMMUNICATION".....(c'-moo-ni-kay-shun)
Female.... The open thoughts & feelings with one's partner
Male........ Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip
with the guys

"COMMITMENT"....(ko-mitt-meant)
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family
Male....... Trying hard not to hit on another woman when out with
this one

"ENTERTAINMENT"....(en-ter-tayn-meant)
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book
Male....... Anything that can be done while drinking beer

"MAKING LOVE".....(may-king-luv)
Female.... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve
Male....... Call it what you want, just as long as we get it

"REMOTE CONTROL"....(ri-moht kon-trohl)
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another
Male....... A device for scanning though all 375 channels every 5
minutes
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