Ccoccocats Joke for the Day! 1-19-05

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Two guys are driving down the road. Bob, the driver, approaches an intersection with a red light and runs right through it. Tom, the passenger, says "HEY! What are you doin, you gonna get us killed!" Bob says, "Don't worry, my brother does it all the time".

They continue down the road, when once again, Bob runs through another red light! Tom shouts, "Bob, you just went through another red light, don't you know you're supposed to stop on red?" Bob responds with "Calm down, I'm tellin ya, my brother does this all the time!"

Yet again, they approach another intersection where the traffic light is green. Bob slams on the brakes to a screeching halt! Tom, shaken up, and very confused says, "Bob, it's GREEN! Why are you stopping?"

Bob says, "My brother might be comin the other way!"
 
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