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Some of Life's Unanswered Questions

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Got this in an email, and it was just too good not to share!

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is

not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Can you cry under water?

What level of importance must a person have , before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up,like, every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the
cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you naked anyway.
post #2 of 8
How they know????... ... (Too Funnie!!!!! !!!)
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post #4 of 8
Those are great! I shared them at work and people were cracking up!
post #5 of 8
Loved 'em!

Why do we get 50 choices for Ms. America and only 2 for president?

Why do croutons come in a fresh seal (ziplock type) bag? Aren't they already stale bread anyway?
post #6 of 8
LOL! These have put me in a super mood for the day!
post #7 of 8
LOL, those are all SO true!! LOL
post #8 of 8
haha these are great...
well regarding for the deaf thing i have no idea but
they still called it a hearing when my mum went to court from speeding
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