Somebody posted the German version of this on a cat forum, and everybody is in stitches - they think it's supposed to be satire. I'm not so sure, because I've found the English version on the UK site: http://www.gourmet-cat.co.uk/
Life's Little Luxuries
Little luxuries make all the difference. Here are four top tips on how to treat your cat…
Every cat needs beauty sleep
Sleep is essential for beauty so provide your cat with a place to slumber in style. Invest in a soft, plump cushion made from pure duck or goose feathers. Make sure it's large enough for your cat to turn around on and snuggle into. Drape a mohair, cashmere or sheepskin rug on top for extra luxury.
Make your cat's home a castle
Adorn your cat's private nook with his or her favourite things. A gilt-framed photo of happy days together with you, for example, or a loved toy, will make your cat's part of the world truly a place to call his or her own.
Dine like a gourmet
Set a stylish placemat on the floor for your cat's bowl. As chefs tell us, food always tastes better if eaten from fine bone china, so buy a bowl fit for your regal feline. White is the best colour to choose: it offsets the tempting colour of foods.
Special treats
Candlelit dinners make mealtimes intimate so set your cat's bowl near a window, put a tealight in a safe place nearby and let your cat dine with a view. To complete the scene, place a glass bowl of fresh water nearby.
Little things count
To make your cat feel extra special, buy only the best of everything. Groom your cat's fur with a silver brush and have the brush engraved with your cat's name. Invest in a stylish litter tray and line it with sweet-scented recycled wood. Or give your cat the red carpet treatment by installing soft red shagpile underneath your cat's cat flap so his or her paws are welcomed in true royal style
Life's Little Luxuries
Little luxuries make all the difference. Here are four top tips on how to treat your cat…
Every cat needs beauty sleep
Sleep is essential for beauty so provide your cat with a place to slumber in style. Invest in a soft, plump cushion made from pure duck or goose feathers. Make sure it's large enough for your cat to turn around on and snuggle into. Drape a mohair, cashmere or sheepskin rug on top for extra luxury.
Make your cat's home a castle
Adorn your cat's private nook with his or her favourite things. A gilt-framed photo of happy days together with you, for example, or a loved toy, will make your cat's part of the world truly a place to call his or her own.
Dine like a gourmet
Set a stylish placemat on the floor for your cat's bowl. As chefs tell us, food always tastes better if eaten from fine bone china, so buy a bowl fit for your regal feline. White is the best colour to choose: it offsets the tempting colour of foods.
Special treats
Candlelit dinners make mealtimes intimate so set your cat's bowl near a window, put a tealight in a safe place nearby and let your cat dine with a view. To complete the scene, place a glass bowl of fresh water nearby.
Little things count
To make your cat feel extra special, buy only the best of everything. Groom your cat's fur with a silver brush and have the brush engraved with your cat's name. Invest in a stylish litter tray and line it with sweet-scented recycled wood. Or give your cat the red carpet treatment by installing soft red shagpile underneath your cat's cat flap so his or her paws are welcomed in true royal style