Omg there should be an ick warning on this thread.. it just didn't go down well with my nice salami sandwhich!
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Things you're embarrassed to admit you do
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Originally Posted by Hydroaxe
Wow... these are all really quite funny! I'm not overly shocked, but I never did imagine some of them. It's not fair that I read this thread without posting at least one thing. Let's see... well sometimes if I have gas in bed, I might lift the covers to see how bad it smells.Why should I leave trapped vapors under the covers, right?
I talk in funny voices to all my kitties too.
I'm a bit of a germaphobe....probably because I'm a nurse and I know what's out there. So at work, I'll wash my hands before lunch and then use the papertowel to open the door to the breakroom, open the fridge, move the chair, etc. I won't touch ANYTHING at all until after I've eaten my lunch. Also, I NEVER touch my face while at work and the first thing I do when I get home is wash ands scrub my hands really good. Then of course I kiss all my kitties on the mouth!
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Originally Posted by ccoccocats
For those of you who pass gas under the covers, so to speak, whatever you do.......don't light a match!
Originally Posted by KittyKook
No....I always leave the covers down.....even seal the edges if necessary because I surely don't want to smell it! Of course, then I imagine all that stinky air circulating around my legs and that bothers me too.
I talk in funny voices to all my kitties too.
I'm a bit of a germaphobe....probably because I'm a nurse and I know what's out there. So at work, I'll wash my hands before lunch and then use the papertowel to open the door to the breakroom, open the fridge, move the chair, etc. I won't touch ANYTHING at all until after I've eaten my lunch. Also, I NEVER touch my face while at work and the first thing I do when I get home is wash ands scrub my hands really good. Then of course I kiss all my kitties on the mouth!
Ok, I got another one!
Whenever I watch TV and see someone smile with their mouth open wide, or if I see a commercial where someone is dancing to something, or whatever, I will IMMEDIATELY go to a mirror and imitate what I just saw to see how "I" look doing it!
No wonder I see a therapist??
Whenever I watch TV and see someone smile with their mouth open wide, or if I see a commercial where someone is dancing to something, or whatever, I will IMMEDIATELY go to a mirror and imitate what I just saw to see how "I" look doing it!
No wonder I see a therapist??
Originally Posted by ccoccocats
Ok, I got another one!
Whenever I watch TV and see someone smile with their mouth open wide, or if I see a commercial where someone is dancing to something, or whatever, I will IMMEDIATELY go to a mirror and imitate what I just saw to see how "I" look doing it!
No wonder I see a therapist??
I do this as well as because my cats are good for jumpin out at me from behind the shower curtain and i about fell off the throne when my cat TJ come flying at me from behind the curtain ....
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Ms Kymi
Darlin', I think that would even make ME fall off the throne!Originally Posted by MsKymi
I do this as well as because my cats are good for jumpin out at me from behind the shower curtain and i about fell off the throne when my cat TJ come flying at me from behind the curtain ....and yes i have also had my hubby or son do the same thing so im extra cautious theses days.....
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Sam, does that mean you got grossed out thinking about those of us who sleep in our birthday suits?Originally Posted by WellingtonCats
Omg there should be an ick warning on this thread.. it just didn't go down well with my nice salami sandwhich!
Just a tad...
Oh my gosh I do this all the time! Only because my boyfriend and 2 of his friends hid behind our shower curtain on Halloween night with these ugly @ss masks on and scared the crap out of me right before I did my duty on the toilet. Almost didn't make it.
I'm an OCZP (Obsessive Compulsive Zit Popper) I pop everyones zits, even in public!
I also check underneath the toilet seat for frogs, snakes and bugs because I don't want to get bit on the bum!
I'm also a window peeper! I like seeing how everyone's houses are set up, helps me get ideas for mine.
I also jump into bed after turning the light off. Ben picks on me sooo bad everytime I do this!
After my radio in my car died, I started talking to myself. I've actually solved problems by doing this! Even though I have a new radio now, I still catch myself "thinking" outloud.
I can't sleep with ANY limbs hanging off my mattress, not even a hand or finger! I also can't sleep without a blanket and my feet cannot be exposed.
I'm WAY to afraid to sleep naked incase our house catches on fire, because I don't want the fire men to see me naked.
I sing outloud in the car all the time. If I'm next to someone in the car (like at a stoplight) and they laugh at me for singing and dancing alone in my car, I start pointing to them and dancing and singing. I also do this to Ben if I meet him on the road. One day I met him in the drive through at Dunkin Donuts, there was a long line and he was in front of me, so I started dancing and singing to him. Apparantly they have cameras of the drive through inside because all of the employees were looking through the drive through window at me.
Oh my word! I do this too!
I clean my house naked to loud music and use the broom/mop as a microphone and sing. I have been interrupted by UPS men, the cable guy and Ben and his friends! Needless to say, he asks if I'm going to clean the house before he leaves, and if I say yes, then he calls from the driveway to make sure I'm clothed.
LOL at your list!
I just can't sleep with my feet hanging over the edge also -
Fear #1 the boogey man or an under bed monster might get them
OR
Fear #2 the kittens might try bite and swat at them!
I just can't sleep with my feet hanging over the edge also -
Fear #1 the boogey man or an under bed monster might get them
OR
Fear #2 the kittens might try bite and swat at them!
I bite my fingernails....actually it's pretty bad and I should stop!
I like to eat bread plain, and crumple it up so it's almost like a doe and then I eat it!
I like to eat bread plain, and crumple it up so it's almost like a doe and then I eat it!
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What?????
oh my gosh! I am so happy to hear that there are other paranoid folks out there. my embarrassing little routine for when I come home to an empty house/apartment:
I check all of the closets and look behind the shower curtain. I make sure there is no one out on the deck, and I make sure that the phone lines still work.
And then I have to have the TV on...I just need that background noise!!
am I crazy or what?
oh, and definitely a pimple picker
I check all of the closets and look behind the shower curtain. I make sure there is no one out on the deck, and I make sure that the phone lines still work.
And then I have to have the TV on...I just need that background noise!!
am I crazy or what?
oh, and definitely a pimple picker
THis is too funny! I talk to myself. If someone catches me and asks me who I'm talking to I tell them Me- and you are interrupting!
I look in people's windows if given the opportunity.
I have deep discussions with the cats.
Can't sleep with any limbs hanging over the side of the bed.
Sleep naked.
I also like wandering around my house naked, but my hubby is paranoid someone will peep in on me. (Probably some window peeker from TCS!)
I can't have anyone else in the bathroom when I have to go. (The cat's don't count)
I am a champion belcher when I'm alone, but am incapable of doing it if anyone is around. (I think this is a good thing!)
I look in people's windows if given the opportunity.
I have deep discussions with the cats.
Can't sleep with any limbs hanging over the side of the bed.
Sleep naked.
I also like wandering around my house naked, but my hubby is paranoid someone will peep in on me. (Probably some window peeker from TCS!)
I can't have anyone else in the bathroom when I have to go. (The cat's don't count)
I am a champion belcher when I'm alone, but am incapable of doing it if anyone is around. (I think this is a good thing!)
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OMG, that's totally me too!
I've just found out that I don't like to shower with the doors to the bathroom shut.. I need to hear if there are intruders, lol. (this may just be when I'm alone, but nonetheless)
Also, I don't like to dry off in my bathroom (when alone) because I basically have to stand between two doors (we have a strange bathroom with one door into the corridor, and one that opens into the laundry nook). I'm afraid someone's gonna grab me through the door that I'm not watching, and I can't watch both at the same time from the way they're positioned.
Also, I don't like to dry off in my bathroom (when alone) because I basically have to stand between two doors (we have a strange bathroom with one door into the corridor, and one that opens into the laundry nook). I'm afraid someone's gonna grab me through the door that I'm not watching, and I can't watch both at the same time from the way they're positioned.
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Me neither! I'm always afraid that if some part of me is hanging off the mattress, someone is going to reach up from under the bed and grab it!
Wow, we are really a paranoid bunch of people!
No kidding.. you guys and gals are defintly in need of meds or a stronger dose of meds.Originally Posted by mamacat
Wow, we are really a paranoid bunch of people!
At least I am normal! I dont like going out in public, being around crowds, or generally being around people but thank God I don't think there are people behind my shower curtain, in my closet or under my bed. Heck, everyone knows "they" live under the stove anyways cause they like the heat!
Originally Posted by Cirque
No kidding.. you guys and gals are defintly in need of meds or a stronger dose of meds.
At least I am normal! I dont like going out in public, being around crowds, or generally being around people but thank God I don't think there are people behind my shower curtain, in my closet or under my bed. Heck, everyone knows "they" live under the stove anyways cause they like the heat!
