Why me???

Originally Posted by Talon

ROFLOL! Suzie, that wasn't the one in Solon was it? If so, I'll have to watch out for the guy next time I am there.

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LOL, no Tracey, it was the one in Garfield Heights, although I do shop at Tops in Solon on my lunch hour alot since I work in Solon. I was still laughing when I went to bed last night!

I loved your answer Susie!!

It is so great how the elderly give up caring about what they say!! My (late) Nana used to read the Sun and when we were on a crowded beach shouted to me that the Page Three girl's boobs weren't good enough!! Then she continued to look at them and comment!!

Her friends at her accomodation were wose though, one man (who could barely see or walk) would grab your bottom on the way past!! even his female care workers decided that men should go instead!!

Oh Susie, I just don't know what to say!

Originally Posted by MyRage

LOL Way toooooo funnny

That reminds me of when we were in Ft Collins this summer. We were looking for some plastic fake breasts for a halloween costume. My hubby walked up to this girl working there and said "Do you have fake breasts?"

I stopped and turned around to him... I was like 'did you just ask her what I thought you did?' We all started laughing. Luckily she'd been asked that before, and knew what he meant. LOL

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I once asked a REALLY cute stock boy in a Drug Store if he had cotton balls. He looked at me deadpan and told me no, he was a real man and walked away. It took me about 3 minutes to realize what he had said to my innocent question.

At least he didn't ask to do a squeeze test. You thinking he was talking about fruit might have said OK!

OMG Adrienne, I almost spit out my granola bar!

I would to ask something.... but I feel cold in my back neck.... Sorry Susie, hope you don´t have more of that Chapters in you life...

Now we know why people talk about "dirty OLD men"!

Originally Posted by jcat

Now we know why people talk about "dirty OLD men"!

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That's right Tricia!!

I would have been really embarrested myself. Oh Susie...your response...and what he was thinking...Plastic?

all of these stories are hysterical - i'm sitting here laughing out loud... plastic boobs? fake boobs? cotton balls? ok, i can never as for cotton balls again!

Ahh!! lol...
I would have been soooo embarassed... although... nobody would EVER say that to me.. bcuz, haha.. i have nothing!

Originally Posted by lenaorie

Ahh!!

lol...
I would have been soooo embarassed... although... nobody would EVER say that to me.. bcuz, haha.. i have nothing!

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I do assessments for my agency's Adult Day Care program and most of the clients I interview have one form of dementia or another. Part of the assessment process involves taking the client's picture. I got down on one knee to take his picture (didn't want the poor old guy to have to move) and he said "hey honey, while you're down there". I acted like I wasn't embarrassed but his poor daughter was so not proud of her dirty old man of a father!!!

Oh Susie! LMAO! Sorry, but that really had me in tears from laughing so hard!

Originally Posted by MissCharlotte

I do assessments for my agency's Adult Day Care program and most of the clients I interview have one form of dementia or another. Part of the assessment process involves taking the client's picture. I got down on one knee to take his picture (didn't want the poor old guy to have to move) and he said "hey honey, while you're down there". I acted like I wasn't embarrassed but his poor daughter was so not proud of her dirty old man of a father!!!

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Originally Posted by MissCharlotte

I do assessments for my agency's Adult Day Care program and most of the clients I interview have one form of dementia or another. Part of the assessment process involves taking the client's picture. I got down on one knee to take his picture (didn't want the poor old guy to have to move) and he said "hey honey, while you're down there". I acted like I wasn't embarrassed but his poor daughter was so not proud of her dirty old man of a father!!!

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OMG, that is so funny!!