1. You wake up face down on the pavement.
2. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
3. You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
4. You see a "60 Minutes News Team" waiting in your office.
5. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
6. You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party, and there aren't any.
7. Your twin sister forgets your Birthday.
8. You woke up to discover that your waterbed broke and then you realized that you didn't have a waterbed.
9. Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
2. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
3. You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
4. You see a "60 Minutes News Team" waiting in your office.
5. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
6. You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party, and there aren't any.
7. Your twin sister forgets your Birthday.
8. You woke up to discover that your waterbed broke and then you realized that you didn't have a waterbed.
9. Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.