Quotes (You'll Always Remember)

millyanddaisy

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I like the one that Spike Milligan chose to go on his gravestone:

"I told you I was ill"


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Go sell snow, to some other Eskimo... Cause this little eskimo is all stocked up.

"Useless as tits on a bull."
 

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I can never remember who this is a quote from, but it is one of my favorites:

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Another fave:
It is better to keep one's mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Some less deep ones:

You don't have an ice cube's chance in H*LL

Karma's a B**ch (What goes around comes around)

Not in this lifetime

Are you going to die? (Asked to little children who are obviously faking being terribly injured to get attention.)

Reality is only for those with no imagination.

It's the cat's world, I just clean the litter.
 

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A guy I used to work for regularly declared one thing or another to be "not worth a pitcher of warm spit" -- a little gross, but effective.
 

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"It is a poverty that a child has to die so that you may live as you wish"
----Mother Teresa
 
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Originally Posted by Ashleigh

one my nan used to say, as i was a giggly child was.....
Ash has found a gigglers nest and is laughing at the eggs...always confused me as a child lol
Oh boy, don't I feel dumb, I'm a grown up and I don't get that one
Anybody, want to delicately explain it to me?????
 
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"A human brings his food to his mouth....an animal brings his mouth to his food"
 

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This is one I thought up. Who knows though...It might have been said somewhere else.

"If you haven't learned from your mistakes, then making them wasn't worth it."

This one always makes me laugh....

"I wouldnt kick him out of my bed for eating crackers!"
 

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Originally Posted by DinahCat

This one always makes me laugh....

"I wouldnt kick him out of my bed for eating crackers!"
Indeed! I won't post what a friend of ours would have said in response!
 

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Where the hell are we going and why am I in this handbasket ?
(or something like that)

Live as if you were going to die tomorrow and
Learn as if you are going to live forever.

Live, Laugh, Love!


Those are all old ones I have known for a long time.
But I got a book of 20,000 Quips & Quotes for Christmas,
A Treasury of Witty Remarks, Comic Proverbs, Wisecracks, and Epigrams.
It's great!
It's categorized too, so if you need one for a certain something let me know I will look for it.
 

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"Life's too short, to dance with ugly men."


"Life's too short to drink bad whiskey or weak coffee or to eat fake chocolate."

"I like my coffee, just like my men - hot and sweet."

"If the shoe fits, buy it in every color."

"Sometimes, I get tired of shopping. Then, I sit down and try on shoes."

"I'd give up eating chocolate - but I'm no quitter."
 
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