After giving them all of those wonderful Christmas presents, playing with them and wiping their snotty noses, HOW do the twins thank me? They gave me their colds! Ungrateful little wretches!
My nose is stuffed up, my body aches and I'm sneezing my brains out. I even took off from work, early. After liberal applications of decongestants, antihistamines, chicken soup and a hot shower, I now feel halfway human.
I KNEW that there was a reason, that I've avoided kids, since mine grew up. Maybe, I'll just send checks, for Christmas and birthdays, until they get past the germy years.
My nose is stuffed up, my body aches and I'm sneezing my brains out. I even took off from work, early. After liberal applications of decongestants, antihistamines, chicken soup and a hot shower, I now feel halfway human.
I KNEW that there was a reason, that I've avoided kids, since mine grew up. Maybe, I'll just send checks, for Christmas and birthdays, until they get past the germy years.