Meowmy says I have to apologize

Hey Sally,

We been thinkin. We ast Meowmy bout it, and this is whut she sez: you're gonna hafta go to that vet agin sometime. Better be really sweet, ya know. Meowmy sez all vets r special cuz they know what's rong wif us wifout us even tellin em like humans do when they go to a human doctor, and she sez vets really love kitties and other anmals and want them to be healthy and happy.
sooooo,,,,,,,,,we say tell the vet yu're sorry you bit her and stuff. be a good kitty when you go as best u can.
Meowmy has to git somethin stuck up her tail on monday! it has a light and they see if she has something BAD called polyps.
that vet luvs u and wants u to be feelin good and to live a loooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg time! we do, too.
yur frens.......shenandoah and humble

Originally Posted by zanniesmom

Meowmy says I was a bad girl at the vet, so I have to write a letter to apologize. That means say I am sorry. How do you guys think this sounds:

Dear Dr. Starr,
I am sorry you stuck that thing under my tail. I am sorry I had to bite you to make you stop. I am sorry I growled so you couldn't hear my heart, but it is my heart and I don't want you to listen to it. I am very sorry and I will not come to your office again. If meowmy doesn't make me.
Sincerely, Sally

How do you think that sounds? Asa says he doesn't think that is what Meowmy means. But I don't know what else to be sorry for.
Sally

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Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Hey Sally,

We been thinkin.

We ast Meowmy bout it, and this is whut she sez: you're gonna hafta go to that vet agin sometime.

Better be really sweet, ya know. Meowmy sez all vets r special cuz they know what's rong wif us wifout us even tellin em like humans do when they go to a human doctor,

and she sez vets really love kitties and other anmals and want them to be healthy and happy.

sooooo,,,,,,,,,we say tell the vet yu're sorry you bit her and stuff. be a good kitty when you go as best u can.

Meowmy has to git somethin stuck up her tail on monday! it has a light and they see if she has something BAD called polyps.

that vet luvs u and wants u to be feelin good and to live a loooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg time! we do, too.
yur frens.......shenandoah and humble

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Dere Shenandoah and Humble, hi, lil jasper here. I just wanted to let you no that me and my meowmy will be prayin for your meowmy on Monday when she goes to the people vet, my meowmy nos what yur talkin bout and she sez she is sending hugs to yur meowmy too and I am sendin purrs and headbutts. Be extra sweet and lovin to your meowmy this weekend kitties, she needs all the purrs and cuddles you can give . Also meowmy asks that you or your meowmy let us kno what happens when you can, k? I was kinda a bad boy this mornin, meowmy and I waz playin but then meowmy wanted to look in my ears an I dint want her too, so I was scratchin and bitin her, she got a lil mad and looked anyway, so when she go finished, I CHALLANGED her!! I laid my ears back and made my eyes reel big, then I walked sideways up to her and jumped at her face !! But she just held her hand up so I couldnt get her face so I was gonna try it again !!! But then SHE gots mad and opened up her mouth and showed me HER BIG TEETHS and then she HISSED AT ME !! So then I decided I wood rather go over by the TV and lick my foot. I guess MAYBE meowmy is gonna STAY the most macho cat in the house, but every so often I hav to check cuz I am reely big now!! Daddy weighed me last nite an I weigh 14 pounds and I am 9 months old!! Bettr watch out meowmy! yur friend, lil jasper (NOT!! )

Do you really weigh 14 lbs, jasper? You're a big, beautiful cat!
We're gonna go take a nap. Meowmy went crazy and took pictures all morning, almost 30 of us! She says we are her darlings, her handsome boys.

I am soooooo mad at my meowmy! She put sticks in my ears and said they were icky! Then she did it to my kitty mommy, and grandpa kitty, Fred. Kitty mommy bit her, and Fred pooped her big water bowl next to her funny litterbox. She says if we don't let her do that to our ears, we will have to go to the bad place and let the mean lady do it. She don't even give us treats after like meowmy does. Why is it sooo bad to have a little brown stuff in our ears? Next she will want us to get in the big water bowl! She calls it bathing, but I don't think she is doing it right. She doesn't even lick her paws! Poor meowmy, how will she ever get clean? I think I need a tummy rub so I can think real hard about how to help meowmy learn to bathe right. Your friend, Scooter-Slayer of fuzzy mice and Defender of the lazer toy!

Hmm, I think I bette go clean my kitties' ears! I bet they will be mad. Maybe I should wait. How often does your meowmy do it?

Originally Posted by krazy kat2

I am soooooo mad at my meowmy! She put sticks in my ears and said they were icky! Then she did it to my kitty mommy, and grandpa kitty, Fred. Kitty mommy bit her, and Fred pooped her big water bowl next to her funny litterbox. She says if we don't let her do that to our ears, we will have to go to the bad place and let the mean lady do it. She don't even give us treats after like meowmy does. Why is it sooo bad to have a little brown stuff in our ears? Next she will want us to get in the big water bowl! She calls it bathing, but I don't think she is doing it right. She doesn't even lick her paws! Poor meowmy, how will she ever get clean? I think I need a tummy rub so I can think real hard about how to help meowmy learn to bathe right. Your friend, Scooter-Slayer of fuzzy mice and Defender of the lazer toy!

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She only does it when she says they are icky, (about 2x a month) but I hate it! I think my kitty mommy does a good job at keeping me clean. She cleans my ears every day when she gives me my bath.
I think I made my meowmy mad at me. She came home with a lovely red ribbon stuck to where her tail should be. I jumped up to play with it and she screamed! She scared me, but I got the ribbon. She shoulnd't have stuck it there if she didn't want me to play with it! I tried to give it to my big sister, Pearl, but she hissed at me. She doesn't like me very much, but I like her. She is so pretty. Fred says people were mean to her before she came to live with meowmy, so she acts funny. I don't think I ever had anyone be mean to me. It must be awful if it makes you scared to play and snuggle with our humans. She plays with me sometimes, but she won't let me snuggle with her. She has such soft white fur, and it feels so good. I gave her my favorite mousie, but she still won't play or nap with me. Kitty mommy is looking for me, must be time for my bath. your friend, Scooter

Meowmy just rubbed inside our ears wif her finger, so we dint mind.
jasper, we tole meowmy u and yur meowmy were prayin for her, and itr made her feel better.
we are all 3 fixin to go watch catwoman on the vcr!
scooter, we hope u have a good day, 2.

we're tired and are takin a nap now, in the sun.
shenandoah and humble, yur friends

Originally Posted by carolcat

I was kinda a bad boy this mornin, meowmy and I waz playin but then meowmy wanted to look in my ears an I dint want her too, so I was scratchin and bitin her, she got a lil mad and looked anyway, so when she go finished, I CHALLANGED her!! I laid my ears back and made my eyes reel big, then I walked sideways up to her and jumped at her face

!! But she just held her hand up so I couldnt get her face so I was gonna try it again

!!! But then SHE gots mad and opened up her mouth and showed me HER BIG TEETHS and then she HISSED AT ME

!! So then I decided I wood rather go over by the TV and lick my foot.

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wow, you are brav hansum jasper! you bettr be carful, tho - your meowmy souns brav, too!

Originally Posted by carolcat

Daddy weighed me last nite an I weigh 14 pounds and I am 9 months old!!

Bettr watch out meowmy! yur friend, lil jasper (NOT!!

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you are gettin so big! i still only way about 4 pounds... meowmy wayd me right bfor i went to get spade... your as big as Mouse wuz! you betr not get any biggr or your meowmy will put you on a speshul die-et like my meowmy did to Mouse!
luv,
Cable

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Do you really weigh 14 lbs, jasper? You're a big, beautiful cat!
We're gonna go take a nap. Meowmy went crazy and took pictures all morning, almost 30 of us! She says we are her darlings, her handsome boys.

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Jasper, I don't feel so bad now. Daddy says I'm getting fat but I will 1 year old on February 4 and I weigh 15 lbs. He says Siamese aren't supposed to be big like me. Mika is really, really tiny but her birthday isn't until July and besides our kitty mommy was really small too, so Mika is maybe taking after her.

Our meowmy STILL has us on the bad die-it.

She is gonna make us lose til we get to 12 pounds!

Originally Posted by Yosemite

Jasper, I don't feel so bad now. Daddy says I'm getting fat but I will 1 year old on February 4 and I weigh 15 lbs. He says Siamese aren't supposed to be big like me. Mika is really, really tiny but her birthday isn't until July and besides our kitty mommy was really small too, so Mika is maybe taking after her.

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My meowmy says she doesn't like that 4-letter word - diet.

She says she may have to eat a half a tub of ice cream tonight to get that nasty word out of her mind.

Originally Posted by Yosemite

My meowmy says she doesn't like that 4-letter word - diet.

She says she may have to eat a half a tub of ice cream tonight to get that nasty word out of her mind.

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Yummy! What kind?

Meowmy only likes Haagen Daas Vanilla.

14 lbs. and over! Yikes, you guys are so healthy! We can't get beyond that. Joji is 4.5 kilos and she is small for her weight, so is Skinny. But the "animal" fellow said that QT and Wawa are okay for 6.5 kilos. Beyond that is "not advisable". We never diet though. We're always running around (unless it's nap time) and most of the time is warm and sunny so we get lots of exercise.

What is that in "pounds"?

We're not Metric friendly.

Originally Posted by yayi

14 lbs. and over! Yikes, you guys are so healthy! We can't get beyond that. Joji is 4.5 kilos and she is small for her weight, so is Skinny. But the "animal" fellow said that QT and Wawa are okay for 6.5 kilos. Beyond that is "not advisable". We never diet though. We're always running around (unless it's nap time) and most of the time is warm and sunny so we get lots of exercise.

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Sorry, let's see... 2.2 pounds equal 1 kilo. So Joji and Skinny would be around 11 lbs max and the others about 14 heaviest allowed.

Originally Posted by Yosemite

Meowmy only likes Haagen Daas Vanilla.

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my meowmys fave is Ben & Jerry's - Wavy Gravy is her fave flavor, but she likes lots of uthers... but she sez thay make her fattr so she can't eat em enymore!

Cable

My meowmy too me to the vet 2 times in a row, and I was on medicines the first time.. it was pinks and tasted reely bad!and then before I went again, she gave me this pill and I didn't want it so I scratched her foot.. And THEN she took me to the vet and LEFT ME THERE!! I like Dr. Hodges but I am skeered of the other kitties there bacuz they are big (meowmy says he won't hurts me, but he's bigger'n Miss hiss, so's I don't believe her cause Miss Hiss always growls and swats me ) But Dr. Hodges never stuck anytihing under my tail.. she make sme sit still to listen to my heart though, and I don't like it. She thinks I'm prettyful and wants to keep me (which is a little skeery.. I lurv Paige an' Meowma an' Daddies, an' even miss hiss)

But, oh yeah.. my Meowmy left me there, and they stuck me wif somethings, and I was scared, and then they stuck a medicine in my mouth that made me reel tired , and then a mask.. and I went sleepytime..

When I got up, my fruits and veg din't have no hairs anymore, and I was woozy and sowr.. an' I missed Paige and Meowma. Then they put me in my cage and took me out to meowma, and she let me ride in the front so she could stick her hand in my cage and lurv me.

But then she took a picture of my fruits and veg! And sent it to the lady that gave me to my meowmy

So I don't think I like the vet no more, either.

Lurvs

Gibbicus Wibbicus

Originally Posted by turtlecat

When I got up, my fruits and veg din't have no hairs anymore, and I was woozy and sowr.. an' I missed Paige and Meowma. Then they put me in my cage and took me out to meowma, and she let me ride in the front so she could stick her hand in my cage and lurv me.

But then she took a picture of my fruits and veg!

And sent it to the lady that gave me to my meowmy

So I don't think I like the vet no more, either.

Lurvs

Gibbicus Wibbicus

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We hope u feel bettr soon, sweet kitty. our meowmy and us r thinkin of u.
u got a good meowmy to take u to the vet who can take care of u.
ain't o fin, tho, is it?
human peeples don like goin to their docs, eithr.
shenandoah and humble kitty

Fank yoo.. That was.. lots of yesterdays ago... So..'m better now bnut my fruits and veg are still BARE and it's wintertimes so.. It's a bit cold.. on my bits...