Meowmy says I have to apologize

Why would you be a good boy at the vet???? I don't understand. They poke you and prod you and give you stickers and make your Meowmy give you bubble gum. I don't get it. Sally

Because the vet place my meowmy takes me to has DOGS there too!!!!! If you're a bad kitty and make any fuss at all in that vet place, all those DOGS notice you and start barking really loud!!!!!! "BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF BARK" Well, I was so good there that only a teensy tiny dog noticed me and he went "yip yip yip yip yip yip yip..." until he finally lost his voice. And thank goodness for that!

I don't think I know what a dog is. At my vets there is just kitties and people. And if you are bad, they just laugh and say, "Be nice, Sally." So maybe you could come to my vet and be as bad as you want. Sally

Oooooooooooo!!!! I wish I could go to your vet place Sally, it sounds like you have soooo much fun there!!!!!!

Oh No ! I have to go to vet soon. I should never have wed this. So scawy I come heaw to sneak on the compooter and I wead this scawy stuff. Yikes!

Ooh Meowmy's coming... Gotta wun.. Bye guys

It's OK Skylar, you just have to keep sitting down. And don't go to sleep at the vet. That is a rule. If you fall asleep at the vet you never know what might happen. But, to tell the truth, they pet you lots. And they know all the best places to scritch. And if you do feel a need to bite them, they don't get mad. Asa is always a good boy at the vet, like Snowball. He says they are nice. But he is a purebred and you know how they are. Sally

Originally Posted by zanniesmom

Meowmy says I was a bad girl at the vet, so I have to write a letter to apologize. That means say I am sorry. How do you guys think this sounds:

Dear Dr. Starr,
I am sorry you stuck that thing under my tail. I am sorry I had to bite you to make you stop. I am sorry I growled so you couldn't hear my heart, but it is my heart and I don't want you to listen to it. I am very sorry and I will not come to your office again. If meowmy doesn't make me.
Sincerely, Sally

How do you think that sounds? Asa says he doesn't think that is what Meowmy means. But I don't know what else to be sorry for.
Sally

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Corkie says " I THINK THAT SOUNDS JUST RIGHT!!!!!" She hates the Vet too!

Hey guys! Our meowmy is nervous when she takes us to that "vet". She prefers those people to do our "grooming" for her. We don't like it. It's loud with all those dumb dogs yelling at the same time "Me! Pick me!" "Hi!" "I Love you!" "Cat alert!" crap! Then there's the prodding of our private places and the yucky needles. We learned that if we complain, or fight back, we stay longer in that hell hole. So, we turn into rubber bands. We go into a trance. We're out of there in no time. Try it!

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No wildside salmon?!?!?!

NAtional Emergency!! Bummer.

Yeah meowmy parceled out my catnip toys too. No fair. Guess that's why I occasionally let her know my displeasure by peeing in my (empty) plate or sticking a toenail or two in her thigh.

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Hey there Jasper T., lil jasper here, if you think sticking a nail or two in the thigh shows her yur mad, have I got a suggestion for you !! Instead of a couple of nails in the thigh try both paws with ALL claws and try sticking them in your meowmys bun cheeks instead !!! I guarentee that you will get her undivided attension then, course you might not like what SHE does after you do it though..... hee hee hee, yur friend (lil) jasper

no no no no NO!


jus cause Snowball be gud at vet, don cave in!

Sum of us kitns got to fight them! That red mask was bad....but i didn reely wanna bite Katie....i wan bite bad guy...Katie sed he is OK bad guy an he knows how to make sick go way but that needle thing hurted reely reely bad!

I nevvr have stick thing unner my tale -- bad guy jus mayshure wif ear thing! enyway I not sick just hafta get doption papers.

Gud luck Sally gettn meowmy to unnerstan yu bettr.

la princesita

u will nevr beleeve this! our vet gave meowmy a 2thbrsh to uz on us! He gave her kitty moufwash, too. Ha! The he tol her 2 stick her finger in our mouths to brush wif her finger!

she new betr than that! she thrw it all way down the trash.
do u beleeeve that man?

we ditn bite though
meowma said it cost $300 to git our teef cleened.

TOOTHBRUSH AND MOUTHWASH??? What the heck for?
That's definitely crazy! - yayi's gang

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

u will nevr beleeve this! our vet gave meowmy a 2thbrsh to uz on us! He gave her kitty moufwash, too. Ha! The he tol her 2 stick her finger in our mouths to brush wif her finger!

she new betr than that! she thrw it all way down the trash.
do u beleeeve that man?

we ditn bite though
meowma said it cost $300 to git our teef cleened.

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Ewwwwwwwww!!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
My meowmy knows I would bite HER if she ever tried to brush my teeth! After all, they're MY teeth and I will be the one who decides if they are brushed or not!!!!!

While I was in the back room being "worked on" my meowmy was in the lobby walking around looking at things. My meowmie saw the neatest thing, much better than tooth brushing. It's called "C.E.T. Oral Hygene Chews for Cats" "poultry flavor." They taste soooooooo good, who cares if they help my teeth stay healthy???!!!

Snowball, thanks for the tip! Meowmy saw that in the pet shop but she didn't buy it 'coz she thought it might taste bad. We'll tell her what you told us. Thank you again!

Originally Posted by yayi

Snowball, thanks for the tip! Meowmy saw that in the pet shop but she didn't buy it 'coz she thought it might taste bad. We'll tell her what you told us. Thank you again!

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My meowmie's been sneaking around and reading all the things we say here!!!!! Meowmie says I have to give you another tip, so here goes! The lady at that vet place told meowmie to take those C.E.T. thingys and cut them into several pieces and mix them in with my regular food at first so I would get used to them. Soooo...that's my other tip.

Bye!!!

MMMMMMM, CET chews are good. Meowmy keeps them in a plastic jar. I knock down the jar but I can't get it open. DO NOT let your meowmy brush your teeth!!! You would be giving a bad name to all cats the world over if you allowed that. But my Meowmy does something sneaky. She rubs my face. By my mouth, and you know how good that feels. Before I even realize it she is rubbing my teeth with a piece of gauze!!! But I haven't ever had to have my teeth cleaned and that is good because I would definitely have to bite the vet if that happened. Sally

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

u will nevr beleeve this! our vet gave meowmy a 2thbrsh to uz on us! He gave her kitty moufwash, too. Ha! The he tol her 2 stick her finger in our mouths to brush wif her finger!

she new betr than that! she thrw it all way down the trash.
do u beleeeve that man?

we ditn bite though
meowma said it cost $300 to git our teef cleened.

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WHAT!! DID YOU AT LEAST BITE THAT BAD VET??? , I hope ONE of you did at least!!! Yur meowmy is very smart not to try to brush yur razor teeths , lik you said, those are YUR teeths and fingers don belong in YUR mouth . Those chew thingys sound like they mite be good tho.... , yur friend jasper

i hadda go to the vet yesterday to get my stitches out from bein spade... i complained all the way! at our vet, meowmy stays outside & we kittys hafta go in by ourselvs!!!! anyways, i wuz good coming home. meowmy thot that wuz funny cuz how did i no i wuz goin home not somewheres else? then this mornin i got even wif her cuz i went outside win she wuz feedin the outside kittns... thay look lik thayd be fun to play wif & i wanna play wif them. but meowmy yelld at me & win i tried to run under the dek she stompd on it wif her big feet & made a loud noise & skared me so bad i ran back inna house!

Of course you knew when you were going home. The first time you get in the car, when you get out you are at the bad place. Then you get in the car again and get out at home. Why do Meowmies think we can't figure that out?
I like to escape outside too, but I won't come back in until I have sniffed everything. But I will then. Once I wouldn't come in at night and after Meowmy called me and called me but I wouldn't come, she went to bed!!!! And I hadda go yell at her by her window in the middle of the night to let me in. I was cold out there. Don't you think Meowmies should wait up for you when you go on an adventure? Your friend, Sally

Dere Cable, you gotta be careful bout outside kittys!! Sometimes they looks nice but when you meets them they are MEEN and BAD and wanna BITE you reel hard!! Please stay in with pixel, ok, cuz I don want you to hav to go bak to the bad place cuz the meen kittys bited you, k? yur friend jasper