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Meowmy says I was a bad girl at the vet, so I have to write a letter to apologize. That means say I am sorry. How do you guys think this sounds:

Dear Dr. Starr,
I am sorry you stuck that thing under my tail. I am sorry I had to bite you to make you stop. I am sorry I growled so you couldn't hear my heart, but it is my heart and I don't want you to listen to it. I am very sorry and I will not come to your office again. If meowmy doesn't make me.
Sincerely, Sally

How do you think that sounds? Asa says he doesn't think that is what Meowmy means. But I don't know what else to be sorry for.
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Poor Sally,

I have to go to the doctor sometimes too, but I don't get mad cause my meowmy says it's because she loves me and wants me to always feel good.

My doctor is a lady and she is real nice (but I don't like them pokin anything under my tail either).

I guess your meowmy just wanted the doctor to make sure you are healthy so try to be nicer next time.

I don't think you should haf ta apologize though.

Your frend Bijou
 

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Poor Sally - the Vet doesn't sound very nice and guess what, because I've been a good kitty and have made friends with everybody at home since I was trappt, my meowmy sez I can go to the vet TOMORROW!!!! YIKES!!!
I don't wanna go now. Do they really stick things under your tail??? Good job I keep my tuckt btween my legs then hehehehehe.
to the Vet. I don't wanna go now
- nope. No way.

On top of that, my sister Felicity's angry wiv me cos she's got to go as well. She thought they'd forgot 'bout her shots (Meowmy told me she would've had to go anyway
). Tippy was laughing cos she thinks she's got away wiv it. But Meowmy sez that's just because Tippy's scatty and it takes two of them to get her out of the cat box so they couldn't take her as well this time - she's goin' next week hehehehe.

I wouldn't apologize - if that Vet tries to stick anything under my tail I think biting would be the best defence. I'm wiv you on that one and think we should all stick together.

Lots of love

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My Meowmy says that my vet is nice to me and that I don't have any reason to be bad. She says that all vets stick things under your tail and its only to make sure I am well. She offered to write the letter, but she would probably be nice. Sally
 

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Poor poor kitties! I think the kitty doctors need to get an ear thermometer. They sometimes don't give an accurate read though.
 

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Y'know, Sally, I think vets are used to kitties doing what you did and don't really expect apologies. I think they would just prefer your meowmy paying them promptly!

I'm sorry they don't have a better and not so personal way to take a kitty's temperature. And they don't even warm it up!!
 

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Sally, I don't like going to the vet either, but I heard them talking earlier today, and guess what?!! I'm going to the vet tomorrow!
I think someone should make that vet write a letter and apologize to YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vets..........ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
 
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My Meowmy gives them a piece of plastic to pay and she bakes them cookies because she says they deserve hazardous duty pay for taking care of me. What do you think that means? My vet has an ear thingy, but that means I can bite them better so they put a towel over me and stick that thing under my tail. My Meowmy pets me and talks sweet to me but I just don't listen, I plan on who I can bite. I like to bite vets. And vets helpers. That Asa, he just sucks up to them. He lets them pet him and everything. He will even cuddle with them. What kind of self respecting cat is he? Sally
 

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Originally Posted by zanniesmom

Meowmy says I was a bad girl at the vet, so I have to write a letter to apologize. That means say I am sorry. How do you guys think this sounds:

Dear Dr. Starr,
I am sorry you stuck that thing under my tail. I am sorry I had to bite you to make you stop. I am sorry I growled so you couldn't hear my heart, but it is my heart and I don't want you to listen to it. I am very sorry and I will not come to your office again. If meowmy doesn't make me.
Sincerely, Sally

How do you think that sounds? Asa says he doesn't think that is what Meowmy means. But I don't know what else to be sorry for.
Sally
Dere Sally, I lik yur letter. I think you were to nice tho. You could be sorry that you dint get to bit him TWICE
or sorry that you dint get to poop on his hand when he stuck the bad thing under yur tail
!! Bet THAT wood make him stop
. I think you were nice not to fight him like I fight MY vet. I scream and try to scratch and bite cuz they are always tryin to stick me with a sharp sticker
. Yur lucky YOU dint get stuck too. Good luck on not havin to go back, yur friend jasper
 
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Jasper, finally somekitty who understands. Yes, I like your suggestions. I will rewrite my letter. Actually, I AM sorry I didn't bite her twice. They stick me with stickers sometimes, but not last time. But they sent home medicine that tastes like something Meowmy calls bubble gum. Now, I ask you, have you ever heard of a kitty that likes bubble gum? Why don't they make kitty medicine that tastes like tuna? Then I wouldn't hide when Meowmy gets that bottle out of the white box. Sally
 

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Originally Posted by zanniesmom

Jasper, finally somekitty who understands. Yes, I like your suggestions. I will rewrite my letter. Actually, I AM sorry I didn't bite her twice. They stick me with stickers sometimes, but not last time. But they sent home medicine that tastes like something Meowmy calls bubble gum. Now, I ask you, have you ever heard of a kitty that likes bubble gum? Why don't they make kitty medicine that tastes like tuna? Then I wouldn't hide when Meowmy gets that bottle out of the white box. Sally
WOW Sally, it sound like you got the same YUKKY
medicine that I got
, do you have to tak it two times a day too?
My meowmy doesn't tak the box outta the frigerator till she catches me first, otherwise I wood hide under the luv seat an she wouldn't be able to get me
. An then tonite I herd her tell daddy that she bettr call the bad place tomorrow for a re fil cuz its almost gone
, I don WANT no more of it!!
. At least I don hafta go bak to the office. Meowmy just goes and gets it an I don have to come. Maybe I will get luky and she will forget.
I hope so, at least after I hav it meowmy gives me some yummy meat to eat
. Good luck Sally, I hope you are bettr soon, yur friend jasper....PS....probably wood work if you PP'd on the bad lady too
 
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Yes, it must be the same BAD stuff. I hafta get it when I get up on the desk to eat my breakfast and when I get up there to eat my dinner. But how can you tell when she is opening the white box for treats or for pink stuff? Cause my Meowmy keeps the pink stuff right next to the Kitty Kaviar in the white box. She does that ever since Asa and I found the Kitty Kaviar on the shelf and opened it by our own selves and ate the whole can. She doesn't trust us anymore for some reason... Do you know how to open the white box? We could get our KK and throw away the pink stuff while Meowmy is asleep.
I am glad you don't have to go see the peopes with the white coats tomorrow. Did you know if you pull that string that comes out of the back of the telephone that it won't work? And then your Meowmy won't be able to call them to get more pink stuff.
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I don kno how to open the box Sally, I neber had Kitty Kaviar, till I started takin this medicine, I couldn't have those rich treats cuz it wood upset my tummy too much and then I had to have lots of BATHS :p!! I wood try to pull the string but that woodnt stop MY meowmy, she wood drive the car there and wait to get it for me!! :-( An I guess your yukky medicine is a lil different than mine, cuz mine is white but it tastes like bubl gum...more like pukey gum I think, I HATES it...ugh..yur friend jasper
 

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Sally
No feeling sorry about nothing.....the vet should no have done those mean things to you....take it from me...I have had nothing bad bad experiences at the bad place...they stuck tubes in my boy spot...6 times in one week!!!!!!...it was very mean....Meowmy says it is because i had crystals in my blatter.....i just nod at her...because the bad man has her fooled....I love my meowmy very much but sometimes she is very gullable.......and the bad man fooles her.....poor mewomy, and poor you.....i think us kitties should have a revolution....we should tell our meowmys and daddys what they really do to us in the bad place.... or maybe we shouldnt it might make our meowmys and daddys cry...and then we would be sad....but on the other hand maybe they would stick tubes in the bad man.......
....well in any case i hope u feel betters.....
Emmet
 

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lol kitns, its la princesita agin. I had to take icky blu pills won time, but i made it reel hard for Katie and later she found the little pills all scattered in the partment, but i got well enyway.

you two kitns are good at scaring the bad guy.
i tried to bite last time wen he stuck me for the doption papers but he was all reddy for that an put a red mask over my face.
It was awful.

Better luck to you!
 
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Ooooh Emmett, that is baaaaad. Asa had crystals in his peepee and all that happened was that all of us get to eat canned mice all the time. We don't get any dried mice anymore. I kind of like the dried mice, but if it keeps Asa safe from tubes then I guess I don't mind the canned mice.
Princesita, A Mask? That is awful. At least Dr. Starr never did that to me! Know what my Meowmy does after she gives me a pill? She puts water in my mouth to wash it down so I can't hide it under the couch or anything. My Meowmy is smart about kitty tricks.
We got a box from Alix P Curl today, so we have lots of presents at our house. Mmmm, catnip. I gotta go play some more and keep my Meowmy awake. She has a cold and coughs and wakes me up, so I will play and keep her awake for awhile more.
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Wow! A box from Alix P. Curl? It's bound to have some yummy stuff in there. Did you get some wildside salmon? I loooooove that stuff!

I tried to wake meowmy up this morning and she just rolled over so I would fall off the bed! Next time I have to have the toenails at the ready!
 
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Alix ran out of Wildside Salmon
But he sent us some Kitty Kaviar and some stuff called Rosie's treats which looks like bark, but Asa says it is realllll good. I was too busy gettin high on catnip to pay attention to it. But since Alix was out of salmon, well, that means Meowmy will have to reorder and she can't just buy one thing, can she? So that means more toys!!!! You know, she put some of our new toys in a drawer for later. Do you think that is fair???? I don't. I want them all, now. Sally
 

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No wildside salmon?!?!?!
NAtional Emergency!! Bummer.

Yeah meowmy parceled out my catnip toys too. No fair. Guess that's why I occasionally let her know my displeasure by peeing in my (empty) plate or sticking a toenail or two in her thigh.
 

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Meowmy says I was a bad girl at the vet, so I have to write a letter to apologize
Sally, I went to the vet yesterday and the vet told meowmy that I was a good boy and quite well behaved so I don't even have to write any silly old letter!!!!! And I know my meowmy is really proud of me for being so good! So there Sally!
Ha ha and ha!!!!
 
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