101 REASONS WHY CATS MAKE GREAT KIDS

hi all-been away for awhile-lost in action. Since everyone had such fun with my "fun" thread, i thought I'd throw this in...the little book is written by Allia Zobel.

#1..You never have to change a diaper--and toilet training is a snap.
#2..Cats love it when you call them your "baby"
#3..Cats don't need dates for the Junior Prom.
#4..Cats don't borrow your makeup--except in emergencies.
#5..Cats love you just the way you are.
#6..Cats let you know when you're out of milk

#1 You never have to pick up their dirty laundry.
#2 You never have to give them the keys to the car.
#3 You don't have to give them money to go out on dates.
#4 You don't have to repeat some of the things your parents used to yell at you about, i.e., "Stop your crying or I'll give you something to cry about".
#5 You don't have to listen to them tell you how BORED they are and how there's nothing to do.

1. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr VS Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
2. kitty liter deoderizer VS baby powder
3. Vet bills are cheaper than Doctor bills (I say this after having to spend $600 on Socrates when he got sick last year).
4. When cats have babies, they're MUCH cuter than the human ones.
5. You don't need a babysitter if you want to go out for the evening.
6. Sibling rivalry is MUCH less pronounced in cats as apposed to kids.
7. I don't have to worry about what they're watching on tv.
8. I don't have to worry about what kind of trouble their friends are getting them into.
9. Cats won't disappoint you.
10. It's OK if all tyhey do is lie around on the couch all day.

Oh, I could go on and on here. I LOVE this post! I SO agree with it. I NEVER want kids, just more cats and even have decided that I'm going to be an old man w/ at least 5 cats!

Cats always look up to you

Cats eat it up when you brag about them

It's not necessary to keep up with your cat's friends' parents

Cats don't need chauffeuring to and from soccer, cheerleading, or band practice

You never have to give birth to them!!!

1. no homework help needed
2. no video games
3. no missing hats, gloves, boots, etc when you're on the way out
4. no complaints about what's for dinner
5. no smart alec answers to your questions

A cat would never elope and deprive you of a wedding.

You'll save a bundle on mountain bikes and in-line skates. Cats prefer playing with grocery bags and rubber bands.

A cat would never ask you for a nose job for her birthday.

A cat's imaginary friend is you.

YOu never have to pace the waiting room while your cat has his tonsils out.

A cat won't walk around all day plugged into a portable CD player.