Christmas Carols for the Prozac Generation

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What We Hear? {a crowd, a crowd buzzing in my head - there are some who wish me dead, there are some who wish me dead}

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas [Who am I? Do I know you? Where's Home?]

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me, Glory to .... Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming...to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting Someone Special on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, But Wouldn't Leave My House Anyway

Autistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ..

Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here in a corner by myself and Hyperventilate

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...



On a serious note, I wonder if anyone who deals with these issues on a personal basis would find these humorous?

Plus, someone needs to come up with Songs for Dieters or Songs for Singles. Personally, I think it helps to laugh during tough times, but while we choose to diet, we don't choose Agoraphobia.