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A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.
--Fred Schwab

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
--Kyoya, 9 Advice from Kids

A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.
--William Lyon Phelps

You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats
--Colonial American Proverb

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
--Sir Winston Churchill

Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.
--Dave Platt

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
--Bruce Graham
 

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All true, all true!!! Especially the second one!
 

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Cats invented self-esteem. - Erma Bombeck

In a cat I see woman with her ever-changing sensitive soul. - Giacomo Casanova

God made the cat to give man the pleasure of stroking a tiger. - Francois Mery

Cats find humnas useful domestic animals. - George Mikes
 

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Originally Posted by TTMom

A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him. --William Lyon Phelps
Beautiful!
 

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After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.--Charlotte Gray

A meow massages the heart--Stuart McMillan

The idea of calm exists in a sitting cat.--Jules Renard

If a cat loves you, it's for real. A cat never pretended to like anyone.--Anne Borris

All you have to remember is Rule 1: When in doubt - Wash.--Paul Gallico
 
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