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The best singles ad ever written

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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods,
riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter
nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of
your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing
only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever. (Men are so easy).
post #2 of 10
Oh that's just the best!
post #3 of 10
hehe ive read this before..
My boyfriend read it to me from his Sierra site... but it was in german
its so sweet. i wonder if any of those men ended up taking her
post #4 of 10
I do too, lol, but tha's sooo cute good idea!
post #5 of 10
What a great idea! I hope Daisy got adopted!
post #6 of 10
That's adorable. I hope its something that really happened... kudos for whoever thought to do that
post #7 of 10
Good One!
post #8 of 10
That's too funny!
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post #10 of 10
We had a similar prank, although at the time it was completely unintentional. A friend of ours came home completely plastered one new years night, and so we did what any girl would have done when he passed out. We wrote in lipstick on his chest, a random girls name, and a phone number. Having no idea who "Gillian" was, and no idea where the phone number was for, we assumed that he'd get a "this number doesn't exist" message. Well... no. He got a woman on the other end... he asked if he could meet up with Gillian and so a date was arranged for the next week, in a town not very far away. When he arrived, he met an absolutely stunning blonde walking an alsation. He shook her hand and introduced himself. She said "Hi, my name's Alison.... this is Gillian... you rang the shelter last week to see her?!" You've never seen a bloke run so fast in your whole life. The really freaky thing about it was that we'd made up the name and number... there was NO WAY we were expecting it to get THIS good!!!
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