I'm bored, why don't we play a game?

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Hi there everyone. I have replyed to most threads here, and I'm a bit bored as of now. Maybe someone could help me out? If you're bored too, join the party. Here is a little game that got deleted because of the downtime. Maybe some of you remember it? Its called You Wish!


Here is how you play, for those who don't know.



You make a wish, and the next person grants your wish, and makes it as horrible as possible. Perhaps the game was invented so people won't wish for certain things anymore, and they'll be happy with what they've got? Hmmm...


Here is an example:

catlover #1: I wish I had another cat.
catlover#2: Wish Granted! But, sadly, your cats you already have don't like your new baby for some reason. They ignore him and tease him. Then he needs you for comfort and attention...ALL THE TIME.
Now you have a desperate, unhappy kitty, that needs you so much you hardly have time to do anything else.

I wish.....


Get it? Great! Lets play! I can't wait to start!


I wish I had a cleaner house...
 

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WISH GRANTED!!...... But your little paws are all over the place
with kitty litter and kitty poop...



I wish i had a nice house
 
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Yes, fwan, thats perfect!


Wish granted! But now that you have a nicer house, everyone wants to come over to visit. That means PARTIES! Parties lead to cleaning...cleaning...and more cleaning after your guests. That is pretty stressful. Ugh. Looks like you have a problem now.


I wish I had a rat.
 

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You would care for this rat, love it and nurture it and then one day you'd come home and find rat guts all over your bed: your kitties have eaten it!

I wish I could afford another cat tree for my cats
 
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That's not funny!
No, now time out for you guys!






Wish Granted! You buy the perfect cat tree, and it is SO beautiful. Your guys love it, of course, but they spend so much time on it, they refuse to get off, because they love it so much. They don't have any time to play with you, according to their new agenda.

I wish my forum had more members.
 

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Wish granted. So many members join your forum that your site crashes. When you finally get it up again, they've all left to become part of other sites.

I wish I didn't have to go to a party tonight.
 
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Oh no!!
Good one!


Why do you have to go?


Wish Granted! Because you decide not to go, you come on to good old TCS. But now, all the members have logged off to go do other things they have to do. You're all alone...and now you have nothing to do. Nothing fun anyways.

I wish I could get a Starbucks gift card for the holidays.
 

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Wish granted, You get your starbucks gift card, but its only valid on the moon
!


I wish i had a king size bed
.
 
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Wish Granted! You get the bed, but you have no room to sleep because you're kitties took over, and you don't want to disturb them. Oh well.



I wish I was in grade school again. (Silly wish, don't ask)
 

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Wish granted! You're in grade school again and your new teacher for the year is Miss Fugfart. She doesn't believe in recess, makes you sit in your desk all day and do workbook exercises, and slaps you on the hand with a ruler if you are idle.

I wish I could lose ten pounds and still eat chocolate


(hey, notice I didn't go to the party -- I'm such a hermit)
 

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Wish granted. Except now you are so skinny and still pigging on out chocolate that all your friends are jealous and dislike you.

I wish my contacts did irritate my eyes. LOL
 
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You didn't go? You-
Thanks for staying here with us. I guess we can all see that would never happen. We're all hermits.



Wish Granted! But now that you can run so fast you decide you never have to practice, and gain a bunch of wieght. (Sorry, I couldn't make up a good one)

I wish my puppy was better trained.
 

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Wish granted, but Caesar is so well trained that he doesn't do anything cute, just sits when you tell him to and only will come if you tell him to (sorry all I could come up with
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I wish (wish wish wish) that I had my long hair back!
 

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You get your long hair back. One day, when you are walking off a bus, your hair gets caught in the door. The driver doesn't notice and drags you a quarter of a mile before the screaming passengers make him aware of what he's done. You're in the hospital for weeks and weeks where you're in terrible pain and can't do anything but watch horrible TV all day.

I wish I had more energy.
 

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wish granted but now you have so much energy no one can keep up with you


I wish I had more time in the day
 

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Wish Granted, Now the day is 92 hours long, and, lucky you, you get to work 83 of those because of your slave driver boss!!

I wish I could lose alot of weight easily.....sigh
 
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