hair removal joke

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The Vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some Nair hair remover.
At the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this

under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days. "The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."


The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

Oh geez! That's pretty good. At first I thought it was going to be like something they used to do the last day of Junior High. The 9th graders would throw Nair on the lower grade kids as they left school. I remember panicking the last days of 7th and 8th grade.