Things to ponder - but not for long

adymarie

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1. Can you cry under water?
2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I
just "chunky dunk."
3. How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
4. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have
branches?
5. Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's
only a penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
6. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes
you were buried in for
eternity?
7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
8. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured
out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
9. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when
babies wake up like every two hours?
10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called
a hearing?
11. Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
12. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
13. How come we choose from just two people for President
and fifty for Miss America?
14. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she
call?
15. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear
loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I
wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
16. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we
could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
17. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you
realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
18. Why is it that children can't read a Bible in school,
but convicts can in
prison?
19. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would
have started with something called labor!
20. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live
forever
 

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I copied and posted to my girlfriends at work!! THANKS
 
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