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15 Things to do while you're waiting at WALMART

post #1 of 17
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15 Things to do at a Wal-Mart while waiting for your spouse to finish his/her shopping.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares',...and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"
post #2 of 17
Aw I wanna try some of those! Not all of them mind you, but definitely some of them!
post #3 of 17
i think i have seen some of those before, but they are still definetly funny... i could see myself doing some of them, and the ones i wouldnt do, i know someone who would
post #4 of 17
It's even more fun to sit out in the parking lot and watch for the folks who can't find their cars! (Best done at a super WalMart on a Saturday.)
post #5 of 17
hahaha i cant stop laughing!
I think i might try some of them
post #6 of 17
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Originally Posted by ccoccocats
PLEASE BE ADVISED......THIS IS MEANT IN JEST!

15 Things to do at a Wal-Mart while waiting for your spouse to finish his/her shopping.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares',...and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"
AHAHAAHHHAHHHA.........gasp moan...............HHHHHHHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEEEE..........snort, must hide this from hubby...........ROFPMP!!!!!!!! Thanks for cheering me up!!
post #7 of 17
That's a riot!
post #8 of 17
Ohhhh I know what I'm doing when I go to Walmart today
post #9 of 17
Oh... I had heard the M&Ms one before... but the others... thats a laughing riot...

Too bad those stores don't sell guns down here (Puerto Rican firearms laws are too strict for that)... but I would love to do the anti depressants one.

Now... I must confess to something... I have used security cameras at ATM machines as mirrors to check and comb my hair.
post #10 of 17
thats great!
post #11 of 17
This is hilarous! Better not show it to anyone else though, they might get ideas! Thanks for a great laugh!
post #12 of 17


I'll have to try some of those!! They are so funny!!
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post #15 of 17
I'd love to try some of those, but don't think I'd be able to do them without laughing too much! They are very funny.

Sue
post #16 of 17
6, 13, 14 and 15 are definitly the funniest
post #17 of 17
That's funny!
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