Help - My Meowmy Is Trying To Starve Me!!

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bella, we like u and mika! Will u be our frens?

we nevr go outside. not in most 5 years cept wen we hafta go see the vet what takes good care of us. he helps keep us happy and healthy so we don mine going to see him.

meowmy bobbie sez we ALL hafta have guud additoods bout stuff.
are those tackes sharp?

dont get hurt!


Originally Posted by RicaLynn

Graycie,

I am glad to here u ok after fallin outa tree! I wood be so scirred if that happena me! I don like bein off th'ground - when Meowmy picks me up I make sur to put my claws in her sholder so she don drop me. Mika (her nam sounds like meeka, to) don care tho - she lets the smallest two-legged cats pick her up enny ole way and purrs the hole time.

I red what mika wrot bout me
I am not messy - I'm a lady, and ladies don WEAR ther fuud. An its FUN to bat kibble aroun the fud rum bfor u eat it!! And I DO know how to meow - like when meowmy steps on my fut
. I jus don like to make a big racket. If meowmy wood jus feed me when I start meowing I wouldn't loose my voice tryin to get my point across


It shur is nice to have all thees new kityfrens to talk to! mika is sleepin next to meowmy onna couch, mebbe I go pounce on her for those mean things she sed. Meowmy busy doing her tackses and her fren scott's tackses so she say i can't cuddle rite now. i rite mor later. Bye for now
 

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Shenandoah and Humble kitty,
Shure, we will be ur frens!! We don go outside ether, we just watch the birds out meowmy's window while we catch the sunbeams. An we get to sniff outside when meowmy comes home from skool evryday - we wate at the door for her.
Tackses arnt sharp. Meowmy jus skribbles on lotsa paper and cusses at em a lot.
 
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Meowmy has gotta help grandmeowmy do her taxes in the next couple of weeks. She ain't looking forward to it.


My meowmy was in denial today. I kept saying it was great weather and she kept saying no it's going to be cloudy and rain all day. She even said that when the sun was shining!


Wish me luck. Tomorrow is supposed to be nice - so says the guy on the TV.
 

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Originally Posted by katie=^..^=

How yu say yur name Mika -- is like Mike-ah or Meeka?

Yu big brother an sisters reel nice to yur kitns. They maybe messy an busy, but they reel cute an fun huh? I like to plae wif lil kitns cos they do such cute funny things alla time. Now I know yu pretty big sister an lil sister are too. It funnee to be big sister wen yu liltr huh Bella

Bijou - yu still going out wifout yur harness? Yu learning to be gentle with Meeka wen you cum back in? How far yur house from street wif those big noisy and reel reel fast things going by alltime? Thas why I can't go out, cos I wanna cross that street an Katie think I not careful enuff! But I can run faster than her. Oh, no use arguin I stuck wif that jacket, I gess.

It raney day heer an Katie an Go Go cuddled in bed.
I think I'll go to sleep too.

Yur fren, Graycie
Hey Bella, don't get too mad at your Mika. My meowmy doesn't like me when I get rough with my sister Meeka cuz she very tiny and I big strong boy.

Yes, daddy still lets me go out wifout harness. Our house close to street but we no have much traffic. Anyway, I don't likes walking in the snow (I did at first when it first came then found out it make my feet cold) so I only go on the deck or the walkway. I stay close to door so I can let meowmy know I want in.

Meowmy is scared that when the snow melts that I'll be chasin squirrels in the grass and if the squirrel goes on the road I run after it and mite get hurt. Daddy promised meowmy that he would make me wear the strait-jacket (er I mean harness) and a leash when that happens. Meowmy says it's better than nuthin but she still not happy I go outside.
 

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Our meowmy takes her tackses to a man to do em for her.
We nevr saw tackses before.
doz yur meowmy teach human kittns, too?


Originally Posted by RicaLynn

Shenandoah and Humble kitty,
Shure, we will be ur frens!! We don go outside ether, we just watch the birds out meowmy's window while we catch the sunbeams. An we get to sniff outside when meowmy comes home from skool evryday - we wate at the door for her.
Tackses arnt sharp. Meowmy jus skribbles on lotsa paper and cusses at em a lot.
 

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Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Our meowmy takes her tackses to a man to do em for her.
We nevr saw tackses before.
doz yur meowmy teach human kittns, too?
No, meowmy duznt teach kittns, she has lots of BIG books - bigger than Bella - and a big bag with wheels on it that she karries them in. She sez some day she'll be a farm assist, whatever that is. She talks about kemis-trees and an-adamy, and si-college-y and she has lotsa pretty bright-pens that are really fun to play with when she's not using 'em.

she sez now that she finish tackses on the puter she not so broke, at least when se gets em back.

Meowmy sez she's going to sleep now cuz she has to sing at church tomorrow. Maybe I get to use the puter again when she gets home.

G'night all my new kity frends!! give yur meowmies and daddies headbonks from me!

Mika (and Bella sez g'night too)
 

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Wow, your meowmy mus be REELY smart if she's takin kemis-trees and an-adamy!
If she's gonna be a farm-assist, she has to study REELY hard, so you better help her a lots.

We hope u have a nice nite and sleep good so u can play tomorrow!

Originally Posted by RicaLynn

No, meowmy duznt teach kittns, she has lots of BIG books - bigger than Bella - and a big bag with wheels on it that she karries them in. She sez some day she'll be a farm assist, whatever that is. She talks about kemis-trees and an-adamy, and si-college-y and she has lotsa pretty bright-pens that are really fun to play with when she's not using 'em.

she sez now that she finish tackses on the puter she not so broke, at least when se gets em back.

Meowmy sez she's going to sleep now cuz she has to sing at church tomorrow. Maybe I get to use the puter again when she gets home.

G'night all my new kity frends!! give yur meowmies and daddies headbonks from me!

Mika (and Bella sez g'night too)
 

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Dere Bella and Mika, hi, I am lil jasper an I wood like to be friens with you too, if that's alrite? I like makin friens and almost all the kitties on this forum are friends with me too :-). I saw yur pictures and you are both beautiful girls. Like S + H said, alla the kittys here are bootiful or hansome ;-). I will try to rite bak soon, yur friend lil jasper
 

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We just wanna say HEY to all our kitty frens and HAPPY SPRING!!


Originally Posted by carolcat

Dere Bella and Mika, hi, I am lil jasper an I wood like to be friens with you too, if that's alrite? I like makin friens and almost all the kitties on this forum are friends with me too :-). I saw yur pictures and you are both beautiful girls. Like S + H said, alla the kittys here are bootiful or hansome ;-). I will try to rite bak soon, yur friend lil jasper
 
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Master Jasper T. is outside again today. Apparently he still has territory to patrol. I think I can sympathize with Jasper T. because I am soooooo tired of this cold March we've had. Weatherman says it is ranking as the 5th coldest in recorded history. I can't wait to be able to wear my summer sandals...

Jasper's meowmy
 

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Hi Bella an Mika --

Yu two gots me confused bout who eats neat an who doesn. I eat neater than Go Go cos Go Go liketa to knock her fud offa her plate an onta floor for she eats it. Sumtimes she puts her paw inna fud an licks it from her paw. She has funnee lil tricks wif food, but I leave my fud on plate an et from there reel neat. We still likes each other tho.

Yu foster kitn Mika? Meowmy usta haf fosters for 2-3 years til just a few weeks ago. She wuldn let us call her meowmy wen she had fosters we called her Katie. Sumtimes I ferget an call her Katie now. Meowmy had three lil kitns onee 2-wks old she feed wif bottle an milk from cans, then we had Norton, a growed up cat that was reel hungry an skinny an had infected paw wen we gots him, then Princess, she was about 8 months wen we gots her, then Daisy, she waz five wks wen she cum. Katies has picshures of sum of them an us at http://zuirin.buzznet.com/user, but yu gots to join to see em.
All but Norton got dopted. Norton was dopted but man brote him back cos he onee wanna live outside. Now he lives wif outside cats in our partment garden an man name Jose feeds all cats there and Katie makes boxes an puts in stairwell for them to sleep wen it ranes.

Hi Baylee - How's Max? Yu an him still havin fun plaein together? I saw yur picshures on furbabies an yu reel cute, specially dressed up for Christmas. I think yur meowmy reel proud of yu.
 

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It raned heer yestiddy so I didn get to take a walk. I hopes it nice day, but I not shure if wan yu to go out. I worry bout yu wen yu go out cos yu stays too long, or yu gets hurt. If yu go out cum home reel quick ok? An don fite. Maybe yu fite that cat so bad he don wanna fite yu no more! I hope so, I know yu big manly cat an yu gotta take care of yur territory, an ketch mice an bunnies an moles. I fierce cat too sumtimes. But I gets like Katie wen I think of yu outside an I wan yu cum back. I so mixed up.

Yu be happy tho whatever.

Yur fren, Graycie
 

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Thas y we luv u so, sweet graycie!

u try to take care of all kitties


Originally Posted by katie=^..^=

It raned heer yestiddy so I didn get to take a walk. I hopes it nice day, but I not shure if wan yu to go out. I worry bout yu wen yu go out cos yu stays too long, or yu gets hurt. If yu go out cum home reel quick ok? An don fite. Maybe yu fite that cat so bad he don wanna fite yu no more! I hope so, I know yu big manly cat an yu gotta take care of yur territory, an ketch mice an bunnies an moles. I fierce cat too sumtimes. But I gets like Katie wen I think of yu outside an I wan yu cum back. I so mixed up.

Yu be happy tho whatever.

Yur fren, Graycie
 
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Hi Graycie.
Sorry it rained and you couldn't go outside. I was good and came back in time for supper. Then I curled up next to meowmy as she watched TV.
Sorry, I'm tired today and there's this sunbeam...
 

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Dere Jasper T., I am glad that you came back home like a good boy and watched TV next to yur meowmy. They likes that, sometimes I lay by meowmys feets, but I never gets in her lap cuz I kno she wants me too >:->!! I hope that you have a good day today and stay outta trouble, hee hee, I am already in trouble here so too late!! Have a good day Jasper T., you lucky kitty you, yur friend lil jasper
 

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Lil Jasper - did you see the new fella with the ragdolls on the newbie board? He has a girlie cat that looks a lot like you (she is bootiful!
).

How wuz your day today? Any bitin? Is your daddy reel happy with his new TV?

Jasper T has been goin outside again - he's reel happy bout that. But he's good and comes in at night.

The two new babes (er, I mean kitties), Bella and Mika had a good weekend too.

Go Go and Graycie - missed talking to you this weekend. My moewmy didn't spend much time on the puter this weekend - she was reel busy so that means me and Meeka didn't get to do much either.

This mornin tho, I went to cuddle with her after her alarm went off and she turned it off and cuddled with me and said to heck with it I'm going to be later today cuz I'm going to cuddle Bijou. And she did!
 

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Originally Posted by Yosemite

Lil Jasper - did you see the new fella with the ragdolls on the newbie board? He has a girlie cat that looks a lot like you (she is bootiful!
).

How wuz your day today? Any bitin? Is your daddy reel happy with his new TV?

Jasper T has been goin outside again - he's reel happy bout that. But he's good and comes in at night.

The two new babes (er, I mean kitties), Bella and Mika had a good weekend too.

Go Go and Graycie - missed talking to you this weekend. My moewmy didn't spend much time on the puter this weekend - she was reel busy so that means me and Meeka didn't get to do much either.

This mornin tho, I went to cuddle with her after her alarm went off and she turned it off and cuddled with me and said to heck with it I'm going to be later today cuz I'm going to cuddle Bijou. And she did!
Dere Bijou, hi, yes I did see, and meowmy already rited to him, and put in a remark about my "quirky purrsonality"
As far as the bitin goes, yep I already done some
Lazy meowmy didn't get up when I told her to, so I tunnelled under the covers like "mole jasper" and bited meowmy on the shin
!! THAT got her lazy self outta that bed, but then she was mad at me
and so when I whined at her to pet me and she tried to I BITED her again, to show her I am the boss
so now she is ritin to the lady who owns my cat meowmy to tell on me and ask what is wrong with me
. I WUZ doin bettr about the bitin, but now I feels like being a bitey boy again, an meowmy already took me to the vet and SHE says she don see no reason for me to be bitey....why don they get it that I jus LIKE to BITE?? What is so hard to understand??
, oh oh, here comes meowmy, so I gotta go, yur friend lil jasper
 

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We didn't do nuthin interestin yestiddy cos Katie went Ikeya wif her daughter -- well actually we did get reely gud plastic bags wen she gots home that were lotsa fun to plae wif.
Onee for me tho, Go Go don like em like me. Katie let me keep em for sleepin on.


I reeely happy yu cum home lil Jasper an that yu watch TV wif yur meowmy. That's lotsa fun huh?
I climb up on Katies chest right unner her chin an sleep there. I purr loud an we both likes it.

I gotta watch Vickie -- she nice lady cleans house for us -- make sure she does everthing ok. She got that loud SUCK MONSTER make stuff disappear.

Yur fren, Graycie
 

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Hey Lil Jasper, I sure you won't bite when you get older. I gots lots of faith in you.

Your meowmy reel good to have so much patience with you too.

Yesterday meowmy said that daddy's brother David keeps talkin bout gettin a cat like me. He says he wants to go to the lady where meowmy and daddy got me and get one of my brothers or sisters. David's wife Cathy says he always talkin bout me cuz he like me so much.

If you stop bitin Jasper, I bet everyone love you whole big bunch too. Your meowmy and daddy love you even if you bites, but EVERYONE would reely, reely, love you if you didn't bite - specially cuz you are so handsome.

Don't be too upset bout your meowmy telling on you. Maybe you inherited (meowmy's word not mine) something and the lady can tell your meowmy and she can help you stop bitin! Well, it could happen!
 

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katie=^..^= said:
We didn't do nuthin interestin yestiddy cos Katie went Ikeya wif her daughter -- well actually we did get reely gud plastic bags wen she gots home that were lotsa fun to plae wif.
Onee for me tho, Go Go don like em like me. Katie let me keep em for sleepin on.


I reeely happy yu cum home Jasper t an that yu watch TV wif yur meowmy. That's lotsa fun huh?
I climb up on Katies chest right unner her chin an sleep there. I purr loud an we both likes it.

I gotta watch Vickie -- she nice lady cleans house for us -- make sure she does everthing ok. She got that loud SUCK MONSTER make stuff disappear.

Yur fren, Graycie[/QUOTE

i rotes this to jasper t -- but i put lil jasper -- sorry -- i changed it
 
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