Help - My Meowmy Is Trying To Starve Me!!

Originally Posted by Yosemite

I was out last evening for a little while (Daddy let me out) and meowmy wanted me to come in and I runned from her. She went back in the house and came out with a can of reely, reely yummy food and I ran back in with her and then I didn't get to go out again. I think she tricked me! But it did taste good.

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Helo Bijou an all u kitns

I'm Bella and meowmy duznt let me outside annymor. I got to splor outside sum in the leaves long time ago cuz the new neyburs lef meowmy's door open and meowmy dinnt see me go out, but i dinn go far, jus hid unnera bush. Meowmy and our fren Scott tricked me wif can fud, to, but i was happy to com back inside too. lots of new smells out there, lots of neybur catsmells.

Jasper, did u meet enny neyburkats while yu wer out yesterday? Meowmy feeds some outside kitns and I met one of em once and rubbed noses at the door - she was nice. she sits in tha kitchen window outside and we play thru the glass, but I haven't seen her this week. Meowmy thinks she might have babies somewhere.

Now scotts furkid Mika (jus like ur sis, Bijou!) lives wif us too. She likes to bite and play wif me, but I show her whos boss round here. she eats like a hog tho - i never get ta finish my can fud anymore becuz she eats all hers and pushes me outta mine. I complain to meowmy alla time but she just sez there's kibble enuf for us bouf.

ennyway it's time to tell meowmy to feed me. Jasper I hop ur meowmy lets yu go outside agin, if that's what yu like. Maybe if I learn to yeeeooooowwwwllll longer and louder she'll put me out again too - you make it sound like fun!!!!

Yur new fren Bella

Hi Bella. Your Mika sounds like my sister too! Mika eat all the time! For a tiny little kitty she sure gots big appetite. Meowmy says she messy eater too and loud! When she eat she gets food all over the floor. (well, meowmy puts down a mat for our food so she gets the mat all yukky!)

Was you scared when you wuz under the leaves in the yard? My meowmy wants me to be an indoor only cat, but daddy lets me out when I cry to go out. Meowmy gets reel mad.

I'm glad you came to talk to us. We got nice kitties here, Jasper T, Lil Jasper, Shenandoah and Humble, Bridgey, Go Go and Graycie just to name a few.

Dere Jasper T., I am glad that you had lots of fun outside. And what a good and strong kitty to work so HARD to protect yur yard from bad bunnies and squirels, and of course, stranger cats!! I hope that this time you will be content to stay in yur yard so you don't get a bited leg again. Meowmy is thinking bout maybe getting me a harness like Graycies and letting me go out in the backyard again but she says "dont rush me, I am still thinking about it" so I don't know if she will or not, maybe I should try reely hard to not bite her an be sweet instead? yur friend lil jasper

Dere Bella, nice to meet you. My name is lil Jasper, an rite now my meowmy won't let me go outside either, when I was littlr I gots to go in my bakyard on a har nes but then I figured out how to get out of it, and everytime meowmy took me after that all I did was try to get offa the har nes or go wher I wasnt allowed so meowmy said "forget this" and now I don get to go outside :-( .You are lucky you gots a sister to play with. I WAS gonna get one but then the lady that has res Q kittns sent meowmy a note saying that a bad thing called FIP was going around reel bad scared meowmy so now she sez we have to wait again. You will like it here, there is lots of nice kitys to be friens with. Please rite again soon, yur new friend lil jasper

Hi Jasper T. Wildcat --

I culdn wait to rite to yu today cos meowmy wuldn turn on puter for me las nite an I worried bout yu. I so glad yu cum home on time for dinner.

Yestidy Katie took me out on that leash thing an I hadda a big time. I saw Whitey an Bonita sleepin but I left them alone, then I tried to climb a tree but that strait jacket kept gettin cawt in the branches an I felled. I got reel reel mad cos that Blackie was watching me an I knew he laffin at me. Blackie reel lil cat an I luvs to beet him up enyway so I slinked over to him an meowmy didn see what I was doin -- then Blackie run an I tried to catch him but that leash thing let meowmy hold me back. I so mad at meowmy! I gets to rub my scent everwear too, including in box for sleeping meowmy made for outside cats. That must confuse them.

Thanks for telling us yur story bout cumin to meowmy an granmeowmy's. I surprised yu getta catch mice inside too. Yu must be gud mouser huh? I never catched any mice, but meowmy had a cat Nancy that was reel good at it. She catched even rats an eat em head first an not leave nothing even the tail. Sumtimes she bring in lil mice so Katie an her daughter cud practice ketchin em too, but they just screem an jump on beds. Then Katie get brave an ketch an put em back outside. I bet yu gud mouser like Nancy, huh?

Now I know yu OK Im gonna take a nap, it cloudy heer today an it gonna rane sum more...we gots lotsa rane this year!

Yur fren, Graycie

It gud to heer from yu kitns heer. We has lotsa fun ritin our adventures for each other.

Yur little sister sounds like cute lil kitn. We don haf any lil kitns, now, but I likes to watch em scamper an plae an I don mind too much if they ets sum of my fud.

I not as kind as Minx was to Jasper T or as Bijou is to his lil sister. I never groom em an I hiss if they tries to sleep wif me. Im kinda a grump, but I likes to see em plae an wen they lose their toys I trie to help em find em under the big wite boxes in the kitchen.

Rite us some Bella, we wanna heer from yu more.

Yur new fren, Graycie

Hi graycie n go-go n JasperT n lilJasper!

I'm Mika, an Bella told me she tol u all about me and I want yu to know it's all LIES. SHE's the messy piggy one - she eats too slow cuz she don like getting her face durty. She wont eat kibble unles its onna floor cuz she don like it when her whiskers tuch thefud bowl, so she pulls it outta du dish wif her paw and gets it all over unnerfoot. Silly old woman. I'M the BIG sis - I'm bigger den her an I'm only 3/4 ys old!! She's just a little wimpy 6.2 lb weekling, an she can't even meeooowww rite! haf th'time wen she opens her mouth nuffin comes out! When it duz it's just a liddl squeek. She sure can wrassl, tho - wen she has me onna flor I just swat at her nose til she lets me up.

miz Erica is reel nice 2 me - she likes to squeaz me an gimme bellyrubs. she squeezez my paws sometimes, dough an i don always like that. She took me to the bad place yu all ar talkin about last month an I got my belly shaved, but it's growin back reel gud. I like makin biscuits on meowm-- i mean miz Erica's chest, spechully wen she's tryin to read in bed.

wel, I gotta go - Miz Bella-big britches left more kibble for me!! mmmmmmmm!!! its nice to meet yu kitties and i will talk to u agin soon ok?

Mika

Oh, boy!! New kitty friends! Hello to Bella and Mika! And hi to your meowmy Rica Lynn, too. Almost forgot. Meomwies are important even if they don't want to play by your rules. You are welcome to come and write any time you want.

Yea, I saw the neighbor kitties. Didn't fight with them this time. Iwas too busy marking my territory.

Goodness GraycIE! You fell out of a tree? Ouch!

Come on Lil Jasper, buddy! You can do it! Just be careful about your biting when you are mad and soon your meomwy may get that new harness so you can go outside.

Meowmy told me she had a dream last night. SHe was carrying me around in a big 5 gallon plastic bucket for some reason. I didn't seem to mind. I even went to the vet in the bucket and didn't complain. That would be a nightmare to me!

Hi, we are shenandoah and humble.
we own a lady named bobbie.
we think you are a pretty kitty.
Mika, we both way 13 lbs.
We r big and strong.
we are sure u not a pig or messy. ALL kitties are nice and clean!!

we wanna be friends! K?

Originally Posted by RicaLynn

Hi graycie n go-go n JasperT n lilJasper!

I'm Mika, an Bella told me she tol u all about me and I want yu to know it's all LIES. SHE's the messy piggy one - she eats too slow cuz she don like getting her face durty. She wont eat kibble unles its onna floor cuz she don like it when her whiskers tuch thefud bowl, so she pulls it outta du dish wif her paw and gets it all over unnerfoot. Silly old woman. I'M the BIG sis - I'm bigger den her an I'm only 3/4 ys old!! She's just a little wimpy 6.2 lb weekling, an she can't even meeooowww rite! haf th'time wen she opens her mouth nuffin comes out! When it duz it's just a liddl squeek. She sure can wrassl, tho - wen she has me onna flor I just swat at her nose til she lets me up.

miz Erica is reel nice 2 me - she likes to squeaz me an gimme bellyrubs. she squeezez my paws sometimes, dough an i don always like that. She took me to the bad place yu all ar talkin about last month an I got my belly shaved, but it's growin back reel gud. I like makin biscuits on meowm-- i mean miz Erica's chest, spechully wen she's tryin to read in bed.

wel, I gotta go - Miz Bella-big britches left more kibble for me!! mmmmmmmm!!! its nice to meet yu kitties and i will talk to u agin soon ok?

Mika

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we r so mixt up. now there are 2 Mika's and we're fraid we'll get eem mixt up.
there is bijou's sissy mika and there is bella and mika.
rite?

we tired. is been long week and meowmy is tired and we r tired, too.
we hafta help her be happy and get rest.

we sen lov and hugs to evrykitty

H&S? Take good care of your meowmy bobbie, okay? Give her kitty kisses and gentle headbutts.

Hi Shenandoah n Humble kitty,

i dinnt no meowmy had putted my picshure here, but i wanted everone to see me!



oh, and here big bossy Bella



I like all my new kittyfriends! I'll talk to yu all soon!!

S&H,

U got it right - bella and bijou both have sissers named Mika. I am sorry if we confused u. Take good care of yur meowmy and give her lots of headbutts from me, RicaLynn's Mika

Hi, ladies! You are both pretty kitties!

Heck all the kitties here are pretty or handsome.

We could call my little sister "Meeka" cuz that's how it sound anyway then we wouldn't get confused with the other big beautiful Mika.

My little sister Meeka got birth defect and she have no voice (nice and quiet here) - just like your sister. Meeka only make little noise like quiet "human sneezing" sound. (Not like my meowmy - when she sneeze she make big noise).

My meowmy got mad at daddy again today for letting me outside without my harness. He promise her that when the snow melts he won't let me out without it any more.

Meowmy still not happy but say better than nothin.

My meowmy is a loud sneezer, too, Bijou! One kitty she had used to stare at her when she sneezed. Another would come and check her out. Sort of to see if she was okay after that explosion!

Has your meowmy ever sneezed in your face? No fun. Yuck.

Yeah, I felled outta that tree cos the jacket kept gettin cot on the branches, I wasnt very hi but I got reel mad cos that lil Blackie seed me an I knew he laffin. Blackie reel lil cat an I allas beet him up evertime I see him anyway. Thats one reason I can't go outta the partment an run inna hall. He lives in same hall. He shuldn't have laffed at me tho.

Are yu content to stay inside for awhile. If yu go out agin, pleze cum home on time OK? so we heer don't hasta worry.

It raning heer agin an even Katie wanna nap.

Yur fren Graycie

How yu say yur name Mika -- is like Mike-ah or Meeka?

Yu big brother an sisters reel nice to yur kitns. They maybe messy an busy, but they reel cute an fun huh? I like to plae wif lil kitns cos they do such cute funny things alla time. Now I know yu pretty big sister an lil sister are too. It funnee to be big sister wen yu liltr huh Bella

Bijou - yu still going out wifout yur harness? Yu learning to be gentle with Meeka wen you cum back in? How far yur house from street wif those big noisy and reel reel fast things going by alltime? Thas why I can't go out, cos I wanna cross that street an Katie think I not careful enuff! But I can run faster than her. Oh, no use arguin I stuck wif that jacket, I gess.

It raney day heer an Katie an Go Go cuddled in bed. I think I'll go to sleep too.

Yur fren, Graycie

Graycie, girl!

You fell outa tree? wen??? U ok?? we sad!!

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Yeah, I felled outta that tree cos the jacket kept gettin cot on the branches,

I wasnt very hi but I got reel mad cos that lil Blackie seed me an I knew he laffin.

Blackie reel lil cat an I allas beet him up evertime I see him anyway. Thats one reason I can't go outta the partment an run inna hall. He lives in same hall. He shuldn't have laffed at me tho.

Are yu content to stay inside for awhile. If yu go out agin, pleze cum home on time OK? so we heer don't hasta worry.

It raning heer agin an even Katie wanna nap.

Yur fren

Graycie

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Graycie,

I am glad to here u ok after fallin outa tree! I wood be so scirred if that happena me! I don like bein off th'ground - when Meowmy picks me up I make sur to put my claws in her sholder so she don drop me. Mika (her nam sounds like meeka, to) don care tho - she lets the smallest two-legged cats pick her up enny ole way and purrs the hole time.

I red what mika wrot bout me I am not messy - I'm a lady, and ladies don WEAR ther fuud. An its FUN to bat kibble aroun the fud rum bfor u eat it!! And I DO know how to meow - like when meowmy steps on my fut . I jus don like to make a big racket. If meowmy wood jus feed me when I start meowing I wouldn't loose my voice tryin to get my point across

It shur is nice to have all thees new kityfrens to talk to! mika is sleepin next to meowmy onna couch, mebbe I go pounce on her for those mean things she sed. Meowmy busy doing her tackses and her fren scott's tackses so she say i can't cuddle rite now. i rite mor later. Bye for now