Gee brigit, you is a lil dolly....I luv you.....blush....from jasper
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Help - My Meowmy Is Trying To Starve Me!!
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Dere Jasper T., sorry I haven't come over here in a while but meowmy has been kinda busy so she dint let me on the puter much. Maybe you could email santa and ask HIM for more food? Seems to me like you should be able to have all you want since "tis the season to be jolly" and all that, an I KNOW that having all the good food that you want would make you feel pretty jolly, right? Specially if it was that super yummy canned food :-). I am lucky cuz I get all I want but meowmy sez that's cuz I am gonna be a big big boy and that I am not fat, boy am I glad, cuz I feel hungry everytime I read your thread about how starved you are. Mebbe santa will bring you some goodies Jasper T., but don PP in your food dish if he does, or next time you will be gettin coal and switches!! You are so lucky that cute lil brigit rote to you....I n v you Jasper T., yur friend, (not so) lil jasper
LOL, Amie...Grace is too funny! I feel bad for your having to clean it up, though!!!
Alexis, my first yorkie had diabetes and we had to give him insulin shots twice a day too. He hated them!!!
Alexis, my first yorkie had diabetes and we had to give him insulin shots twice a day too. He hated them!!!
Grace? I dont understand how you just ripped into the bag? my meowmy hides the bag in the pantry and I cant get to it
how did you get to it?
I am so glad you steal rosies kibbles as well Sophie - i think its just a normal natural thing to do - we are the youngest and need the most food I say!!
what a great idea Jasper - I think we should all writ to kitty santa and ask for food!!!
I am so glad you steal rosies kibbles as well Sophie - i think its just a normal natural thing to do - we are the youngest and need the most food I say!!
what a great idea Jasper - I think we should all writ to kitty santa and ask for food!!!
I think this is the best idea ever! if we all rit to Santa he HAS to give us presents of food if we askd cos thats the law and we have all been very good kitties. and if he dont Jasper T can pp in his mince pies!
Mischa
Hee hee Mischa
Okey dokey little pal (well not so litle now eh)! Jasper - here we go.....
Deer Santa
a big furry halo from me Mischa and all my frends here at TCS
we have all be verry verry good this year and I have been specal good with my meowmy and my jections. it has come to my notice (you have to rite big and special to santa cos hes a growd up) that me and some of the kitties are not getting nuf fud (specially me!)
its because your too fat Mischa
sorry bout that santa that was Meowmy - you dont have to take any notic of her if you dont want to
if we promise to run around a bit for exersise and stuff and not to eat the stuff of the tree in the corner of the front room (wots that all about) and not to pp in our fud dishes agin could you bring us some cookies like wot u will do for my litl frend Jasper.
lots of luv and hed butts from Mischa (you dont have to mention this lettr to my Meowmy nor to katy or tulip or dirt)
wot about that jasper - you can add your specal bit and the others like Bijou and Cable and Mouse and Tipsy and Sopie and Rosie and Jasper T and Grace and Pixel and of course little Bridget can add their bits okay?
luv Mish
Deer Santa
a big furry halo from me Mischa and all my frends here at TCS
we have all be verry verry good this year and I have been specal good with my meowmy and my jections. it has come to my notice (you have to rite big and special to santa cos hes a growd up) that me and some of the kitties are not getting nuf fud (specially me!)
its because your too fat Mischa
sorry bout that santa that was Meowmy - you dont have to take any notic of her if you dont want to
if we promise to run around a bit for exersise and stuff and not to eat the stuff of the tree in the corner of the front room (wots that all about) and not to pp in our fud dishes agin could you bring us some cookies like wot u will do for my litl frend Jasper.
lots of luv and hed butts from Mischa (you dont have to mention this lettr to my Meowmy nor to katy or tulip or dirt)
wot about that jasper - you can add your specal bit and the others like Bijou and Cable and Mouse and Tipsy and Sopie and Rosie and Jasper T and Grace and Pixel and of course little Bridget can add their bits okay?
luv Mish
WowOriginally Posted by tulip2454
Okey dokey little pal (well not so litle now eh)! Jasper - here we go.....
Deer Santa
a big furry halo from me Mischa and all my frends here at TCS
we have all be verry verry good this year and I have been specal good with my meowmy and my jections. it has come to my notice (you have to rite big and special to santa cos hes a growd up) that me and some of the kitties are not getting nuf fud (specially me!)
its because your too fat Mischa
sorry bout that santa that was Meowmy - you dont have to take any notic of her if you dont want to
if we promise to run around a bit for exersise and stuff and not to eat the stuff of the tree in the corner of the front room (wots that all about) and not to pp in our fud dishes agin could you bring us some cookies like wot u will do for my litl frend Jasper.
lots of luv and hed butts from Mischa (you dont have to mention this lettr to my Meowmy nor to katy or tulip or dirt)
wot about that jasper - you can add your specal bit and the others like Bijou and Cable and Mouse and Tipsy and Sopie and Rosie and Jasper T and Grace and Pixel and of course little Bridget can add their bits okay?
luv Mish
Dere Santa, Hi, my name is Jasper and this is my first Christmas! I belong to this neat cat site where all of the kittys are good and deserving of presents
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Yo, Big guy in the red suit,
Lots of Salmon treats for me, and catnip, and a electric blankie for my meowmy so we'll be warm at night. Make me faster so I can sneak outside when meowmy least expects it! And make them dogs across the highway shut up. Your friend, Jasper T. Wildcat.
Say, has anyone seen the siggy pic of Baylee in that christmas get-up? Whatever was her meowmy thinking!!
Lots of Salmon treats for me, and catnip, and a electric blankie for my meowmy so we'll be warm at night. Make me faster so I can sneak outside when meowmy least expects it! And make them dogs across the highway shut up. Your friend, Jasper T. Wildcat.
Say, has anyone seen the siggy pic of Baylee in that christmas get-up? Whatever was her meowmy thinking!!
Dear Santa, my other kitty frends and me wanted to write to let you know what good kitties we are. We kitties have been talkin to each other for a long time and I gotta tell you, they are all good kitties Santa. Oh, sometimes we have a little accident but we wouldn't do nothin bad on purpose. My meowmy has food out for me all the time but some of my frends want more tasty treats so maybe you could bring some for them. I know you saw me eat Mika's food but Santa, I swear that was only cause she ate all of mine and I was still hungry. I didn't mind sharing my food with her so I didn't think she would mind sharing her food with me if you know what I mean. Also I know I sometimes get a little rough but I stop when meowmy asks me to I stop right away and Mika is so little I don't mean to be rough. So I'm being as good as I can and so are my frends Santa so please bring us nice toys and treats.Originally Posted by carolcat
Wowthat was Great Mish, I guess it is my turn now...here goes.....
Dere Santa, Hi, my name is Jasper and this is my first Christmas! I belong to this neat cat site where all of the kittys are good and deserving of presents. Some of the kittys here have mommies that don't give them enough food cuz they think the kittys are too fat, but santa, its really more like they have a heavy coat cuz its cold and they NEED more food to keep warm. Also we all like toysto play with too, specially since the mommys here are selfish about sharing the toys on the tree with us. But we are trying our best to be good so that you will bring us presents. We think you are great santa, and I will even give you one of my catnip mousies if you will come to our houses and bring us food, treats, and presents, ok? Thank you Santa Sir, yur friend jasper
Your Bijou,
P.S. - Bring Mika some nice stuff too please Santa.
SOPHIE: Dear santa, please, please, please can you bring us all some more toys and treats. Weve all been good kitties to our mummies this year, and i know i broke mums big plant pot the other week but i'm only little and i didn't know?!
ROSIE: Dear santa, all of us here have been really good kitties for our mummies so please can you bring us lots of nice things this year. I know Sophie keeps pinching my food but i'll let her off!.
Thanks santa, answer all our letters and me and Sophie will sneak one of mums chocolate biscuits out for you!
ROSIE: Dear santa, all of us here have been really good kitties for our mummies so please can you bring us lots of nice things this year. I know Sophie keeps pinching my food but i'll let her off!.
Thanks santa, answer all our letters and me and Sophie will sneak one of mums chocolate biscuits out for you!
Hai gais!!! we hav not bin on the sait for adjes, cos Miuomi went to Frans and turnd the compjuter of, and then shi has bin vari bizi so we cud not get to it. I djust red yur aidia abowt Santa. I have hurd of him but I dont think hi cums to Sarajevo as pipl hir ar Moslim. It is not fer
But Mioumi brot us sum gud things from Frans - sum nju trits, litle draid fish, and nju colars for me and for Persil, cos she didnt hav wun yet. Now I am red, Eli is yelo and Persil is blu. We also got sum nju mais to plei with.
Mioumi is cros becos I it Persil's diner, but kiten fud taists gud. And Persil stowl sum chiken from me yesturdai. Mioumi gaiv it to mi, and Persil ran up, tuk it and ran awai bihaind the big plant, growling at mi. But I laik Persil beter than Eli, and I will plai with hur.
Plis ask Santa if he wil cum to Boznia to si us tu.
Dushka
But Mioumi brot us sum gud things from Frans - sum nju trits, litle draid fish, and nju colars for me and for Persil, cos she didnt hav wun yet. Now I am red, Eli is yelo and Persil is blu. We also got sum nju mais to plei with.
Mioumi is cros becos I it Persil's diner, but kiten fud taists gud. And Persil stowl sum chiken from me yesturdai. Mioumi gaiv it to mi, and Persil ran up, tuk it and ran awai bihaind the big plant, growling at mi. But I laik Persil beter than Eli, and I will plai with hur.
Plis ask Santa if he wil cum to Boznia to si us tu.
Dushka
Hi Dushka, I will ask santa, here goes...........Dere Santa, Jasper(lil jasper) here again to ask you for one more thing...could you PLEASE go to Boznia to see Dushka, Ellie, Persil and there mommy? THey have been good kitties and are feeling sad and left out because they want to see you too, would that be ok santa? You can give them one of my presents, and I am sure that some of the other nice kittys would agree that you could give one of their presents to them too. Thanks alot Santa, yur friend jasper
Oooh, thanks very mutch. The post hir canot deliver tu Santa. But mioumi sais shi wil maik sur we hav a gud taim. Ther wil be snow and wi can plai in it. And I laik owr nju fish trits, so we wil saiv sum for Kristmas. We wil sher them with Sisko, the feral kat whu livs in owr garden. Hi has no mioumi so owrs givs him fud.
How nice of you, that is what Christmas is supposed to be about, giving and you are doing a nice thing by helping out a homless kitty. You are a good kitty Dushka
Wow, Dushka you are very generous. I'm going to tell Santa to take some of my toys and treats and some of Mika's too, to you - you deserve treats.
I think you are very beautiful and so are Ellie and Persil. I'm very glad to be your frend. Maybe you could be frends with Mika too. She's kinda like my little sister.
I think you are very beautiful and so are Ellie and Persil. I'm very glad to be your frend. Maybe you could be frends with Mika too. She's kinda like my little sister.
ok, heres mineOriginally Posted by tulip2454
Okey dokey little pal (well not so litle now eh)! Jasper - here we go.....
Deer Santa
a big furry halo from me Mischa and all my frends here at TCS
we have all be verry verry good this year and I have been specal good with my meowmy and my jections. it has come to my notice (you have to rite big and special to santa cos hes a growd up) that me and some of the kitties are not getting nuf fud (specially me!)
its because your too fat Mischa
sorry bout that santa that was Meowmy - you dont have to take any notic of her if you dont want to
if we promise to run around a bit for exersise and stuff and not to eat the stuff of the tree in the corner of the front room (wots that all about) and not to pp in our fud dishes agin could you bring us some cookies like wot u will do for my litl frend Jasper.
lots of luv and hed butts from Mischa (you dont have to mention this lettr to my Meowmy nor to katy or tulip or dirt)
wot about that jasper - you can add your specal bit and the others like Bijou and Cable and Mouse and Tipsy and Sopie and Rosie and Jasper T and Grace and Pixel and of course little Bridget can add their bits okay?
luv Mish
dere
i hav bin a very gud kittn. pleze bring me lots of
Pixel haz bin prety gud, she plays wif me sumtimes, so you can bring her sum
Mouse haz bin VERY MEEN to me!!!! do not bring her ANY
luv,
Cable
oo swuun! Biju, yur ais ar so..... Du yu luk at al the gurls that wei? Eli and Persil and mi, we wud fait over yu. Sisko is the onli boj kat we now, and hi is just a tabi, thow veri nais - he showd me where was the best plais to ketch mais - Mioujmi was not happi when I brot won to show her.
Cable, man, I don't want to be mean here, but maybe you shouldn't show Santa that kinda attitude - he might just skip over you altogether.
I think you are going to have to "suck up" a bit more if you expect more presents.
And ladies, you have me blushing!
And ladies, you have me blushing!
they're rite tho Bijou - you ARE very hansum! yur prolly rite aboutOriginally Posted by Yosemite
Cable, man, I don't want to be mean here, but maybe you shouldn't show Santa that kinda attitude - he might just skip over you altogether.I think you are going to have to "suck up" a bit more if you expect more presents.
And ladies, you have me blushing!
your real girlfren,
Cable
