Help - My Meowmy Is Trying To Starve Me!!

Dere Jasper T., sounds like the cane accidently hit yur head, just like ya accidently PP'd on yur meowmys bed!! Sides in my defence, I don't usually bite the BLOOD outta meowmy when I bites her, just hurts a little..........>:-) yur friend lil jasper

Dere Graycie, gee whiz, everyone is takin meowmys side :-( . If I could go outside or had another cat to play with, MAYBE I woodnt bite meowmy but I don get to go out and don have another cat either, just meowmy and I gets bored and crabby!! yur friend lil jasper

Graycie, Jasper, I think I'll field this one, 'cause Jameson's taking a nap now. I'm the tall, two legged, hairless cat Jameson keeps talking about. My name is Michael.

I'm not completely sure he's not British, but he's not a British breed, just a wonderful moggle of a cat. I'm sure if he were British, he'd be with his original mom and pop right now, instead of having moved in with me. After all, I did meet him in a pub.

Also, I'm living in Florence right now, while two of my friends are watching Jameson and Bast. I'm a bit sad that I don't get to see her grow up into the beautiful cat I'm sure she'll be when I get back to Cincinnati in May, but she's staying with friends who are (almost) as nice to both her and Jameson as I am.

I miss my friends so much, I'm very glad that you all let me here to see what they type about me and their adoptive dads while I'm here and far away from them. I wish the could have come with me, but I just couldn't afford it. I can't wait for the first time that they fall asleep in my lap once I get re-settled in the states.

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Dere Graycie, gee whiz, everyone is takin meowmys side :-( . If I could go outside or had another cat to play with, MAYBE I woodnt bite meowmy but I don get to go out and don have another cat either, just meowmy and I gets bored and crabby!! yur friend lil jasper

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dere hansum jasper
i think your rite about bitin a kitty instead of your meowmy. R thay still gonna get a new bruvver or sistr for you? also, have you bin to the bad place to be fixed yet? my meowmy thinks that wood help if you havent alreddy dun that, but you prolly hav or your meowmy nose it too...
if you stop bitin she'll stop smakkin you - my meowmy did!
luv,
Cable

hey kitty frens!
r all of u havin a good day?
we hope so. it is gottn cold heer agin.
Meowmy sez she remembrs wen it snowed 1 time on March 3.
We nevr saw sno b4. Is white???
Mebbe if it did, meowmy wood get 2 stay home wif us.

Ges wut she got us? it is a purse.
sssssh, don tell!!
we'd be called sissy cats! but the top has furry stuff we like to play wif, so meowmy bot us eeach 1, and they have pink fuirry stuff at the top.

We r playin wif em now.

well, we gess we'll say bye 4 now.

Have a fuin nite.

gogo and graycie, u miss daisy? u ok?
jasper t, u ok?
u bein guud, lil jasper?

hey bijou and mika
hey baylee and lil max
hi sierra

hey lil pershuns
hey anyone we mist
love, shenandoah and humble

S+H, H+S - thoze purses souns like fun! our meowmy bot us stuft kittns to play wif; one looks like Pixel - his name is Tux; one looks kinda like Tiggy - we calls him Mr. Tiggs; & one is all white wif a pink nose like Milky - she's calld Flake. you can see pichurs of Tux & Mr. Tiggs on our thread here.
meowmy also gotted us a 'cat dancer' that lots of fun. AND she cut some hols in a big box for us to play wif - theres pichurs of those things, too.

i saw sno 1 time cuz its only snoed 1 time here sins i was borned.
Luv,
Cable

Yeah, I realize meowmy's cane hit me accidentally, but I had to milk it to get all the belly rubs I could get!

Nice to meet you, Daddy Mike! Wow, you had to leave your babies and go away for a while? Poor you! I know my meowmy would hate to leave me behind. It sure is nice that you have friends who would take good care of Jameson and Bast. Hope the next couple of months go real fast so you can get home to your kitties. They are in Cincinnatti? That's kinda close to where I live! (Meowmy says it's a 5 hour drive, but that's closer than other places!)

It's time for me to take my late evening nap.

Lil Jasper? Have you considered biting your rabbit skin instead of your meowmy?

Originally Posted by gemlady

Lil Jasper? Have you considered biting your rabbit skin instead of your meowmy?

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Dere Jasper T., I do bite my bad bunny but it isn't as fun as bitin meowmy !! I always wins with the bunny so no challange there, that is why I likes to "challange" meowmy, but she doznt like it when I do, she yells at me and tells me NO NO Jasper, but most of the time I ignores her and tries to bite anyway, but lately, when I do that she HITS me on my nose or sometimes on the side of my mouth . I don like that one bit but she sez if I am not a bad boy then I dont get hitted , I liked it bettr when I could bite her and NOT get hitted, but after I scratched her face she decided that I had to stop acting like a bad @$$ and learn to be a nicer kitty. She sez if she wanted an "attack" companion she wood have got a DAWG . I am doing some bettr now, but I am still a crabby boy cuz I am bored an want to go outside and catch birdies. I NO that you no what I am talkin about Jasper T, cuz you said that you CUSSES at yur meowmy when she won't let you out, maybe you could teach ME how to cuss ?? Good luck on talkin her into lettin you back outside and thanks for ritin to me, yur friend lil jasper

Originally Posted by laureen227

dere hansum jasper
i think your rite about bitin a kitty instead of your meowmy.

R thay still gonna get a new bruvver or sistr for you?

also, have you bin to the bad place to be fixed yet?

my meowmy thinks that wood help if you havent alreddy dun that, but you prolly hav or your meowmy nose it too...
if you stop bitin she'll stop smakkin you - my meowmy did!

luv,
Cable

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Dere pretty Cable, hi, thankz for ritin to me, sorry I just saw this cuz meowmy has been hoggin the puter and made me miss some of my mail ! Meowmy and daddy is supposed to get me a lil sister but the rescue ladys kittns are too little to be away from their meowmys so it will be awhile still before I gets one. Also I have already been to the bad place and got "fixed" . Meowmy did that when I was only 4 months old, mean mommy !! I nos that meowmy won't smack me if I don bite, but I LOVES to BITE , and since I do, it is hard for me to stop cuz I don want too!! Meowmy sez it is partly her fault for spoiling me so much, but mainly it is Alex's fault for teasin me and teachin me to play too ruff and to bite, but now he stays away from me cuz he don like to be bited either !! I am doin some better Cable, meowmy sez partly it is my age now too she thinks cuz I am just like a rebellious teenager , I am not sure what that is but I do know that I want MY way all the time and I think I am SMARTER and FASTER than meowmy, but she is provin that I mite be rong bout that . Anyways, what is new at yur house? Have you been having fun with Pixel? I reely like yur new picture too, yur friend lil jasper

How are you Jasper? Hope it didn't leave any lasting effects!

Hi Bridgey! I'm okay. The cane didn't hit me too hard. And since I'm a big kitty it didn't hurt too long. (Meowmy says I also have a hard head...) I imagine if her cane hit you, it could have been bad since you are so little.

Lil Jasper? I think your meowmy should spank Alex on the nose for teaching you to play rough! Maybe your meowmy should have spanked Alex on his tail bone a lot more when he was a kitten!

Originally Posted by carolcat

Dere pretty Cable, I am doin some better, meowmy sez partly it is my age now too she thinks cuz I am just like a rebellious teenager

, I am not sure what that is but I do know that I want MY way all the time and I think I am SMARTER and FASTER than meowmy, but she is provin that I mite be rong bout that

. Anyways, what is new at yur house? Have you been having fun with Pixel? I reely like yur new picture too, yur friend lil jasper

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my meowmy sez that about me, too - that i'm a teenager! i'm only 6 months old... how old are you, agin?

we gots a new box for a toy - you can see a pichur of it here. we also gots a cat dancer, & its lots of fun!

cya latr,
Cable

Hi all my kitty frends out there. Hi to Jameson and Bast's daddy too. I bet your kitties miss you as much as you miss them. I miss my meowmy and daddy when they just go to work (but I know they need to work to get money to buy me food) .

Jasper T - How is your leg? I won't mention the "P" thing - but you should not do that.

Lil Jasper - I'm glad to hear you are not biting as much as you were. I'm proud of you. You are my buddy!

S&H - How is your meowmy bobby? Is she feeling better?

I sure hope Daisy gets to talk to us again. I miss her already. Go Go and Graycie - it sure is nice to hear from you too. I love reading all the responses here.

Mika got in trouble!!! My meowmy caught her trying to steal her keys from her purse. Mika likes the little tiger animal on meowmy's key chain. Now meowmy has to hide her keys so Mika can't find them.

I don't do things like that - daddy says I am a real gentleman kitty!

My human sister is back from Italy now - she came home last night. She kept Mika in her bedroom overnight. I didn't hear Mika complaining so I guess she was happy to sleep with her meowmy again. I cuddled up with my meowmy as usual and we had a nice sleep together.

Well, kitties, time for my before lunch nap.

Yur frend
Bijou

Sorry, forgot to say hi to Cable!

And congratulations to Muffin on her baby. I bet he's a cutie kittie.

yu kitns rote lots sints I lat reed yu. I cant rite whole lots now cos Katie wanna read her online bookclub stuff.

Daisy ok. Her new meowmy rote Katie that Daisy sleep wif her las nite. At first she so upset she din eat, but she et a lil las nite. Her new meowmy teechin lil kids an they luv to heer bout Daisy so she already famous an they like to see Daisy's picshures so Katie send them some of wen she onee 6 weeks old.

Cable I glad yu gots new toys an Katie let me look later OK? Katie made a box for us one time wif holes an I wanna see if it the same. Wot cat dancer?

Valentines Go Go sleepin unner couch agin, so I rites for bof of us. Those purse things sound like real fun! I luv plae wif rabbit fur things an Katie give me fluffy piece wif legs like spider. It lotsa fun! Yu throw yur purses up an pounce on em? that fun, huh?

Jameson & Bast -- ok i gad Michael splane bout where yu two at. I bet Bast reel cute -- an liketa scamper all bout rum -- thas wot Daisy do, too. Yu two gots picshures?

Jasper T. I kno how hard it is to stay inside -- I awways tryin to get Katie to let me go outside more. She awways got lame reason not to I hafta go running like wild cat all round this lil partment stead of going out!

lil Jasper -- yu keep trying to not bite k? It jus got to be habit for yu wenever yu gets bored but yu can do like me an Jasper T. an run like crazy all round where yu live til yu get over it! Or until meowmy hit yu wif cane!

Bijou I glad Mika's meowmy back an yu dont gots ta share yur meowmy enymore -- yu wuz reel nice to do that -- yu reely gentlemanly cat! Katie sez she had well behaved cat one time -- but it not me, well mos time I gud, I just likes to go outside mo than Katie wan me to. Yu lucky cat yu go everwhere wif yur meowmy an daddy!

well, Katie wan puter now so yur fren, Graycie

thanks Bijou!

bridgey

Graycie,
Hey Valentine gurls!
Yah, we throw those purses roun and chase them. We like the pink fluffy tops.

We glad Daisy doin ok, but we no u miss her.

Dere Cable, I am 10 months old now, but ragdolls mature slowly, we grows till we are FOUR years old >:-) that meowmy of mine bettr look out, yur friend lil jasper

Dere Bijou, MY meowmy has a lil tiger on HER keys too, and I have tried to get them before, course I likes to get into meowmys purse alla time anyway >:-) yur friend lil jasper