Help - My Meowmy Is Trying To Starve Me!!

gemlady · Feb 23, 2005

Hi Daisy! Sorry you had to wait to go to your new mommy and daddy. I heard about all the rain you are getting. Hope you and Katie and the others stay high and dry!

The sun is out this morning and meowmy still won't let me out. So I'll go take a nap in a sunbeam. There's a nice one in front of the kitchen door. maybe meowmy will take the hint....

katie=^..^= · Feb 23, 2005

Dear Jasper T. Wildcat --

I gots to go outside today! The sun came out an Katie put that thing she calls a walking jacket an I call a strait jacket on me an took me outside!

We went to the ivy, but she wuldn't let go of that leash an I fussed so much she took me back across the street, but I got to watch the peepil that walk the path outside my windows an smell the grass an plants an see other cats an meet peepils. It was fun!

Onee part I din like wuz crossin the street wif Katie -- she carry me but those big things loud an skeery whish whish whish an I worry cos Katie cant run fast like me an I'm not sure we can get across! But we made it both ways OK.

I hope yur meowmy lets yu go out reel soon.

Yur frend, Graycie

palisades · Feb 23, 2005

yous guys are so lucky!! our meowmy wont let us outside ever! not even when its purty! shes really mean about it. last night sidney snuck out when meowmy was unloadin the car and meowmy hadda chase her. she wasnt happy. she put sidney ina time out.

so whats it like on the outaside??? i've never been. i bet its reel great out there. it looks like fun. meowmy said we can justa watch from the window. she even put food out theres so that those little brown things with big tales will come in the yard and those ones that sing. there funny lookin.

felix just left for his new foster home. his new foster meowmy is reel nice. i think hes gonna be reel happy there and bein an only kitty.

well i'm gonna go check out the new kitty potty meowmy just brought home. night kittens, Claire.

katie=^..^= · Feb 24, 2005

Hi Claire

Don worry bout not going outside -- I onee cat heer wanta go out. other cats think it too dangerous wif big cats an dogs an peepils they don know -- an those big things, so noisy, stinky an fast!

I wuz outside til I was 8 months old an I liked it lots. Even if i get in fite wif bad cat I still wanna go out.

Now Katie onee let me out wif my walking jacket -- strait jacket I call it! An she keep a leash on it too!

I nevver see those animals wif big tails! How big they? I know some that sing though they birdies! We haf onee pijons, spareohs, an doves. The pijons skeer us sumtimes wen they come flying close.

Yur Anna reel gud help yu look at all those animals. She must like yu lots!
I forgot to tell you -- I not gud momma like yur Gracie -- I like plae wif kitns an watch how cute -- but I not like momma I not help them groom or anything!

Yur fren, Graycie

gemlady · Feb 24, 2005

Oh, Graycie! I'm so jealous!! You got to go outside! Meowmy yelled "NO!" really loud at me this morning. I don't care if it was snow/rain/cold - I have to go out!!!! Grandmeowmy said I couldn't go out til my leg was healed and she said it might be May! That's 3 months from now! I can't wait that long.

Otherwise, life is good. I get my can of food in the morning, my dry at night and two soft beds to sleep in.

gemlady · Feb 24, 2005

Oh, that bar of meowmy's chocolate I napped on? I melted part of it.

katie=^..^= · Feb 25, 2005

Oh Jasper T. You must be so frustrated -- but yur meowmy and grandmeowy love yu an wan yu to be safe. Nes time yu getta go out don fite or do things that hurt yu. At lest not so they can tell

Now Katie tell me she got poinment to get her hair cut today an I cant go out agin. Always sumthing.

Mayb later she say.

Daisy gettin bettr after her skeery trip to bad guy's place. She lettin Katie give her pets a little. Now she got her doption papers an she going on Sunday. She's reel cute an Go Go an me gonna mis her.

Yur fren, Graycie

palisades · Feb 25, 2005

hi kittens!!! guess what?!? cleo had macroni an chese last night!!! she said its reel good! I didnt get any cus meowmy came in the room. meowmy made it in a reely big pot and when she came in the kitchen cleo was inside the pot eatin it! it smelled reely good. next time i'm gonna get to it first. i did get some baked beans the other day and that was yummy too. what are youre favorite people foods?

oh an Graycie, meowmy said those things with the tails are sqirls. theys really funny lookin. we hadda bunny ina yard the other night but i missed it. i was takin a nap. ima sorry about your straight jacket. is it cute at least?? i bet its purty. i think i like stayin in the house but some of the other babies reel curious. meowmy said she would put up some pictures of me later

she already put some of the other babies but said it was my turn!!! wells ima gonna go pick out my favorite picture and meowmy is gonna clean.

mikenealis · Feb 26, 2005

I say, I do miss that tall person that used to feed me all the time. He dropped me at a new house with two people in it rather than one, but one of them doesn't talk to me much. The one that does though, we get on splendidly. He's a good lad, feed me and that little nipper Bast...

Bast, Ohmygawd! That's me, the big grump mentioned me! WoooOOoooo! Totally cool to the max! Look, a ball!

Ahem... So, the one that looks like that Mark Hammil character, he's taken up the food bowls and I only have an hour to eat. Bloody diet. I can't wait until that tall skinny hairless two legged cat comes back from the Fascist land... oh, they're not Facists anymore. Anyhoo - it seems like the lot of you have been having quite the time. Sorry to not have been writing more, but the flashing rattlebox in this new place is strange. Will write more when I'm more able to. Take care, you lot, have a good day and all that wrot. [/British accent]

batgirl2good · Feb 26, 2005

pluuuuuuuuuuu....meowmy bobbie takes the food way,too. what a terrible thing a die-it is!!

batgirl2good · Feb 26, 2005

Hey Jasper T! How are you this pritty Saturday?

gemlady · Feb 27, 2005

Meowmy and grandmeowmy were gone all day yesterday and it was sunny and warm and I had to stay inside!

So I peed on meowmy's bed.

"I say, I do miss that tall person that used to feed me all the time. He dropped me at a new house with two people in it rather than one, but one of them doesn't talk to me much. The one that does though, we get on splendidly. He's a good lad, feed me and that little nipper Bast...

Bast, Ohmygawd! That's me, the big grump mentioned me! WoooOOoooo! Totally cool to the max! Look, a ball!

Ahem... So, the one that looks like that Mark Hammil character, he's taken up the food bowls and I only have an hour to eat. Bloody diet. I can't wait until that tall skinny hairless two legged cat comes back from the Fascist land... oh, they're not Facists anymore. Anyhoo - it seems like the lot of you have been having quite the time. Sorry to not have been writing more, but the flashing rattlebox in this new place is strange. Will write more when I'm more able to. Take care, you lot, have a good day and all that wrot. [/British accent]"

Hey! I've wondered where you've been! NIce to have you back.

What was your name again? Hi, to you, Bast! Hope to see more of you in the future.

katie=^..^= · Feb 27, 2005

Jasper T. Wildcat I know just wot yu meen!

Katie not take me out today an it bwetful day. She tuk Daisy to her new home an now she say she tired....always sum reason!

Hi Claire -- sqirls huh? I nevver see them, but one time Katie tuk me to the balcony outside an show me a possum eating the outside cats' fud.

It reel ugly. Katie say ugly as home-made sin but I don know wot that meen, do yu?

Do yu chatter wif yur teefs wen yu watch the birdies? Sum kitns do that, like lil Jasper, but not me. I kinda skeered of the big pijons specially wen they fly close.

Hey new cat an Bast -- you gots new home, like Daisy? An they make a diat for you already?

Wot's yur name? Yu sound like reel funny cat.

Katie tuk Daisy to new home an her meowmy say Daisy hid in small place an it take her long time to find her...but Daisy already let her new meowmy pet her

so she doing reel gud cos she wuz skeered at first remember?

Oh, Katie sed to tell yu our new siggie from Cirque. He offer to make them free! It's reel pretty an yu can see me an Go Go reel gud now.

carolcat · Feb 27, 2005

gemlady said:
Meowmy and grandmeowmy were gone all day yesterday and it was sunny and warm and I had to stay inside!

So I peed on meowmy's bed.

Well hi there Jasper T., lil jasper here, thought I wood check out yur thread an see what you are up too. Ahem, I have a bone to pick with you, manly one!

How come you tell me not to bite my meowmy when I am mad, but when YOU are mad, you PP on yur meowmys bed

?? Don you think that is just a bad or maybe worse than bitin when you are mad

? It is rainy and cold here but even if it was sunny, dont think meowmy wood let me out cuz she is still mad cuz I am still bitin some and also her face scratch hasn't healed up yet

. Sides, yur leg isn't all well yet is it?

I no it isn't fun stayin inside when you want outside, I cry and jump at the doors to get out, an sometimes meowmy opens them so I can see outside, but they have strong security screens on them so I can't tear my way outside and meowmy is always reel careful to make SURE that they are closed and locked before she walks away

RATS

!! I want to catch me a birdy, I does.....well, just thot I wood rite and see how you were doing Jasper T., yur friend lil jasper

mikenealis · Feb 27, 2005

My name, is Jameson. At least that's the name the tall hairless two-legged cat gave me. It's very close to my real name, and the tall thing was kind enough to ask if I liked it before he saddled me with it. He did the same thing with that little upstart, Bast

WooOOo!! That's me, grumpy cat mentioned me again!!! Yippee! Is that food in my bowl? Yay!

Well, yes, anyhow... I'm not on a "di-et" really. I'm lean and beautiful (what other way is there for we cats to be?). The little upstart, however, would eat through the bottom of her bowl if she could; mine to. So, to protect her from herself, the tall cat told the shorter cats who I'm living with now to take the bowls up.

I've shown one of the cats though. When he was spending all that time lying down one night, I scratched at the door and meowed until he came out and gave me food. My plan, however, was not without its flaws. I was put in the carry-box that goes to the vet. Thankfully, though, no vet trip. I made sure to let the cat who put me in it know that it was not appreciated.

And, by the by, I'm not funny, I'm British. We are without a sense of humor, or so I've been told.[/british accent]

[Michael here: Glad I can find these and edit them to get the facts straight. Jameson is, in fact, not British. He speaks with a British accent, though. Bast sounds like a valley girl.

wellingtoncats · Feb 27, 2005

Originally Posted by gemlady

Hi, Bridgey!! Nice to see you. Your meowmy Sam sure has been busy! And Holly's kittens are getting big! Do you get to play with them and teach them what they need to know to be big cats? Did I hear Muffin is having kittens, too?

Nice to see you too jasper! Muffin gave birth to one white boy last Friday. I don't get to play with the little kitties yet but I'm sure they will be moved into my room yet! thanks for the message.

gemlady · Feb 28, 2005

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!!! Meowmy hit me this morning! On the head! With her cane! Ow ow ow ow ow ow!!!! Mean meowmy! She said it was an accident and apologized but I don't know.... I'm demanding extra sktiches this morning.

It's snowing and raining and not very warm today. I still want to go out. And there is a strange kitty in my back yard! Meowmy!!! LET ME OUT!!!!!

Nice to have you back, Jameson. How is your human so sure you aren't British?

Hi, Bridgey! Muffin had a white boy? Don't tell my grandmeowmy or she'll want him! She still misses little Alexander and wants a kitty of her own. Says I only love meowmy.

Graycie & Go-Go? Glad to hear Daisy let her mommy pet her. It may take a little while but I'm sure she'll learnto love her new house and humans.

Okay, Lil Jasper. As our meowmys would say, "The pot called the kettle black" but I didn't hurt my meowmy by peeing on her bed. Just made her mad cuz she just put a clean sheet on.

Catch ya later, kits!

katie=^..^= · Feb 28, 2005

Hi both Jaspers --

Gotta put in my thots on peeing vs. biting. Lil Jasper ya gotta know -- peeing is reel nawty but it much worse to bite.

Peeing big nuisance, an bad thing to do, but bitin can hurt reel bad. Yu know, if yu gots cat scatch fever like yur meowmy thinks, she culd get sick too.

So no more bitin. I older cat than yu, yu still kitn, so lissen to me. I know yu sayin Yeah, sure,

but yu lissen, k?

Now Jasper T. I know how frustrated yu get, an angrey

but yur meowmy does have the can opener an she know how to use it -- an yu don so yu better try n be gud.

Both of yur fren, Graycie

katie=^..^= · Feb 28, 2005

Hi Bridgey --

I bet Muffin reel proud of her new kitn huh? I bet kitn reel cute, too? If yur meowmy puts up picshures let us know ok?

Yu say ina lil bit, yu get to play wif lil kitns 6-weeks-old? Bet yu they reel cute an fun. They be reel busy, to scampering round in yur rum, huh? How old yu now Bridgey -- yu like the big sister now!

We kitns reel gud heer, cept Katie not take me out nuff. Yesttdy she tuk out lastk kitn (11 months old awreddy) to her new meowmy an daddy's. It reel nice place wif big windos to watch the birdies an sunshiny spots to rest in. Katie think Daisy will like it lots once she not skeered.

Yu have fun wif new kitns k an I rites more latr.

Yur fren, Graycie

katie=^..^= · Feb 28, 2005

Hi Jameson -- where yu get British accent -- or yu jus make it up to fuse me? I know Valley Girl accent cos I live in L.A. an lotsa peepil heer gots those. Yu make me brain hurt tryin to figgur out if yu at home, or visiting, or were visiting an now at home.

I know, maybe yu actor wif British accent. There lotsa actors heer in L.A. an they gud at fusing me wif accents.

Or maybe yur person gone an bof places visiting?

Oh, gosh i never figgur out.

Enyway yu do so soun funny LIKE IT OR NOT!

Sorry that meowing idea not work -- can yu get to bag an open by yurself? Gud luck. too bad that lil nipper so hungry all time, make yu diat too.

Yur fren, Graycie

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