Help - My Meowmy Is Trying To Starve Me!!

batgirl2good · Aug 20, 2005

yeeks! our meowmy has a size 5 1/2 foot an is big enuf for us!

carolcat · Aug 20, 2005

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

did u show him all yur teefs??

Hi S + H, no, I gave him the "fierce" look! You know the one where you puff up yur furs and tail and kinda drop yur head like you is gettin ready to fite?

carolcat · Aug 20, 2005

gemlady Oh said:
https://statich.thecatsite.com/images/smilies/flail.gif[/img] What if you were a bobcat like Boris? The man would've messed his pants!

Yeah, Bijou. I've heard some folks think meezers are mean. Meowmy has a nephew who says he doesn't like meezers but I think it's because of that movie "Lady and the Tramp". I know not all meezers are mean. Just ones made mean by their humans.

Meowmy says it will be a busy day again. They have things to do and places to go. I jumped at meowmy Lue this morning and made her drop a bowl. It was empty, but she had to rewash it and threatened me with bodily harm - a size 11 footprint on my white fur!

Hi, Tia!

Dere Ari, hi, I guess if I was big as Boris, man wooda gone into heart failure!

But you gotta remember Ari that I AM a big boy! I weighs 15 pounds and I not fat at ALL I am long and lanky! I not as big as Boris but I big for a house cat. Plus when I gets my furs puffed I look even bigger and I had my eyes open wide and was all ready to attack! Meowmy sez that when I does that and gets that look on my face I don't look handsome anymore, I looks scary

, that's why she calls it my "fierce jasper" look. It impresses the men and ladies at the bad place too! When I does that they all look kinda pale

, course, I help it along by growling and swearing in kitty language jus in case they don't notice! Glad to here that you having fun with yur meowmys at home too! Tia wants to say hi..........hi ari, i missed you today, i sending you kisses too

, yur friends jasper and tia(kiss kiss)

batgirl2good · Aug 21, 2005

lo, an hiss??

Originally Posted by carolcat

Hi S + H, no, I gave him the "fierce" look! You know the one where you puff up yur furs and tail and kinda drop yur head like you is gettin ready to fite?

carolcat · Aug 21, 2005

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

lo, an hiss??

YEAH! But he was such a "scardy MAN" that he got door shut before I had a chance to hiss and show him my "razor tooths"

. I not shy when strangers come into MY house, they jus bettr watch themselfs or ELSE

, yur friend jasper

gemlady · Aug 21, 2005

Hi kits! Meowmy thought she was going to write for me cuz I was busy chaing flies this morning. She was laughing at me cuz my head was going alll over the place watching them.

I've been working on the "bed mice" but last night one of them grabbed my paw and wouldn't let go!

I pulled my paw back really hard and then bit that varmint! Then I decided to "suck face" with meowmy Jan. Said it felt like she was drowning in kitty spit.

Speaking of spit - *lick, lick* ... sorry, needed to take some time and do some grooming.

Hi Jasper and Tia

! My meowmies weren't gone as long as your humans but I missed them anyway. I was underfoot when they got home.

Hi Humble and Shenandoah - my skinny kitty friends! I think Meowmy Bobbie should start playing lots more with you. That way you lose weight and spend more time with her and she doesn't have to go to that place to exercise! Or is she also going there to meet guys?

Roofuzz and Lukey! I'm like Jasper and would have probably eaten the hammy if it got out. Looks like purrpaw will have to get the duct tape and make sure it doesn't happen again.

And how are the rest of my fine furry friends? Ari

batgirl2good · Aug 21, 2005

heck, no, meowmy not meetin men. she tired of that stuff. sez it not worf it. she goez there to see frens, tho.
we play sum, but we jes chillin today.
wut u doin today, ari?

Originally Posted by gemlady

Hi Humble and Shenandoah - my skinny kitty friends! I think Meowmy Bobbie should start playing lots more with you. That way you lose weight and spend more time with her and she doesn't have to go to that place to exercise! Or is she also going there to meet guys?

Roofuzz and Lukey! I'm like Jasper and would have probably eaten the hammy if it got out. Looks like purrpaw will have to get the duct tape and make sure it doesn't happen again.

And how are the rest of my fine furry friends? Ari

carolcat · Aug 21, 2005

Originally Posted by gemlady

Hi kits! Meowmy thought she was going to write for me cuz I was busy chaing flies this morning. She was laughing at me cuz my head was going alll over the place watching them.

I've been working on the "bed mice" but last night one of them grabbed my paw and wouldn't let go!

I pulled my paw back really hard and then bit that varmint! Then I decided to "suck face" with meowmy Jan. Said it felt like she was drowning in kitty spit.

Speaking of spit - *lick, lick* ... sorry, needed to take some time and do some grooming.

Hi Jasper and Tia

! My meowmies weren't gone as long as your humans but I missed them anyway. I was underfoot when they got home.

Hi Humble and Shenandoah - my skinny kitty friends! I think Meowmy Bobbie should start playing lots more with you. That way you lose weight and spend more time with her and she doesn't have to go to that place to exercise! Or is she also going there to meet guys?

Roofuzz and Lukey! I'm like Jasper and would have probably eaten the hammy if it got out. Looks like purrpaw will have to get the duct tape and make sure it doesn't happen again.

And how are the rest of my fine furry friends? Ari

Dere Ari, youy lucky, you get flies to chase and catch. I LOVES to catch flys, meomwy say I champion fly catcher! Only thing is, nobody bettr be in the way or I pla "bowling ball" and KNOK them over to get the fly

Meomwy say it no fun when I runs into her, I too big and leave big fat bruises on her legs

. Gee alla my friends almost got something fun to chase! All I gots is tia :frusty, and if I REELY get into chasing and BIT, er PLAYin with her I gets in troble for being "too ruff".....sigh....POOOORRRRR MEEEEE

, I still think daddy should get us some hammys or a birdy or two!

Meomwy almost talked him into gettin a lil aquarium once with fish in it for us to watch but then he said no...yur friend jasper and tia.....hi ari, what a brave and manly kitten to chase and catch those flys for yur meomwy

kiss kiss

batgirl2good · Aug 21, 2005

jasper, duz u get hot roun yur neck wif that pritty, we meen HANSOM collor of fur? we gots wee lil mice to kech but thas it.

Meowmy fixin to go to s moovee bout a key, a skeleton key!

cjandbilly · Aug 21, 2005

Ges wat evrybudy! Meowmy sayz Belle getn betr!

batgirl2good · Aug 21, 2005

yAAY yaay yaay, thas the bes newz we herd all week.

we still praying, wif all our paws folded.

Originally Posted by CJandBilly

Ges wat evrybudy! Meowmy sayz Belle getn betr!

mikenealis · Aug 21, 2005

I say, it's about time that tall cat I live with put the computer where I could reach it. He's even put my food bowl very close to it, so he must realize it is mine. The only down side to this arrangement, is that there's a new kind of food in my bowl, and to show my disdain for changes in my routine, I've started meowing at the door for no real reason. The tall cat thinks that means I want to go on a walk, so at least he gets his exercise while I get to check that all is in order in my apartment building. I just wish he had a bigger apartment.

carolcat · Aug 21, 2005

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

jasper, duz u get hot roun yur neck wif that pritty, we meen HANSOM collor of fur? we gots wee lil mice to kech but thas it.

Meowmy fixin to go to s moovee bout a key, a skeleton key!

Dere S + H, yes I does get hot but not just around my neck! I gots long thick furs all over cept my head and lower legs/paws.....I be's glad when summer is OVER

. My meowmy sez yur meomwy mus like skary movies! Does she ever have nite mares after watchin one? yur friends jasper and tia

carolcat · Aug 21, 2005

Originally Posted by CJandBilly

Ges wat evrybudy! Meowmy sayz Belle getn betr!

i so glad to here that! i been missin my kittn friend to rite to me, an i been saying kitty prayers for her to get bettr

. i sending you a snuggle and a purr, luv tia

I am glad too, yur friend jasper

carolcat · Aug 21, 2005

Originally Posted by mikenealis

I say, it's about time that tall cat I live with put the computer where I could reach it. He's even put my food bowl very close to it, so he must realize it is mine. The only down side to this arrangement, is that there's a new kind of food in my bowl, and to show my disdain for changes in my routine, I've started meowing at the door for no real reason. The tall cat thinks that means I want to go on a walk, so at least he gets his exercise while I get to check that all is in order in my apartment building. I just wish he had a bigger apartment.

Hi new kitty, my name is jasper, what is yur name? You are lucky to get to go for walks on a leash! I used to, but I was a bad boy and kept trying and trying to get outta my har ness so meomwy won't take me outside anymore. I want to be yur friend and so does my lil sister tia

. THer is lots of nice cats and kittns and meomwys and purpas here, you will like it. I wood also like to invite you to my thread called "Hi from jasper, remember me?" , yur new friends jasper and tia

batgirl2good · Aug 22, 2005

well, after jes seein part of hide n seek, she'd wake up at 2:06 an be skeered to go potty.

Originally Posted by carolcat

Dere S + H, yes I does get hot but not just around my neck! I gots long thick furs all over cept my head and lower legs/paws.....I be's glad when summer is OVER

. My meowmy sez yur meomwy mus like skary movies! Does she ever have nite mares after watchin one? yur friends jasper and tia

batgirl2good · Aug 22, 2005

hi new kitty, we are shenandoah an humble, an we happee you are here.

Originally Posted by mikenealis

I say, it's about time that tall cat I live with put the computer where I could reach it. He's even put my food bowl very close to it, so he must realize it is mine. The only down side to this arrangement, is that there's a new kind of food in my bowl, and to show my disdain for changes in my routine, I've started meowing at the door for no real reason. The tall cat thinks that means I want to go on a walk, so at least he gets his exercise while I get to check that all is in order in my apartment building. I just wish he had a bigger apartment.

gemlady · Aug 22, 2005

Originally Posted by mikenealis

I say, it's about time that tall cat I live with put the computer where I could reach it. He's even put my food bowl very close to it, so he must realize it is mine. The only down side to this arrangement, is that there's a new kind of food in my bowl, and to show my disdain for changes in my routine, I've started meowing at the door for no real reason. The tall cat thinks that means I want to go on a walk, so at least he gets his exercise while I get to check that all is in order in my apartment building. I just wish he had a bigger apartment.

Jameson!!! it's great to hear from you again! How's Bast? How's the human. Is he back? Or are you still with the substitute humans?

We was wondering how you two were!

You've been gone so long the others have forgotten you. Wait! Have you even met me?

Ari

gemlady · Aug 22, 2005

Yay!! What good news!! Meomwy and I checked the thread for Belle and am so glad that she is better. You are lucky kitties to have Meowmy Cassie who loves you no matter what!

gemlady · Aug 22, 2005

Hi every-kitty! Sorry It's taken me a while to get to the computer. First meowmy was busy, then after she got it on, I was busy playing with the ring from the orange juice jug.

Lots of fun!

We are still waiting for the less humid weather. First it was supposed to come on Saturday, then Sunday. Well, now it's due today!

I;ve been sleeping with meowmy Jan more. Kinda get in the way of her getting up to go pee during the night. She's trying to get up and I'm wanting pets!

Did ya hear Boris the Bobcat is doing better? Isn't that great? Yep, he just has to remember that toads do not taste like chicken. He's a rather handsome cat, just like me!

Meowmy says it's time for her to have the computer, so take care kits! Ari

PS Hi Tia!

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